BS: When does the fun begin

Subject: BS: When does the fun begin
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 07:26 PM

Lightfoot wrote a song called "wild Strawberries" in it he writes
"tell me when does the fun begin"

I hope someone here knows the answer to that question

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 07:31 PM

It begins now, Dan.

Yesterday, I was on the golf course and a friend stepped on my crotch after I'd fallen. I was rushed to the hospital and the doctor examined me. I asked him if my pecker would be ok. Dan, it had about twenty holes in it. He said yes. He bandaged me and then wrote a prescription for me to go to a piccolo teacher. I read it and said, "Why a piccolo teacher?" He replied, "He'll teach you how to finger it so's you don't piss all over yourself when you go to the bathroom.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 07:36 PM

hmmmppff! The practical among us KNOW the answer is just "Super Glue"....but that's not a good story...

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: jeddy
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:04 PM

what about gaffa tape? there is nothing it won't fix, but i don't know if it is waterproof.

the fun begins when a person is ready and has learnt the lesson that was sent to them, we are only allowed rest periods to recover and to heal.

but i wish all of you happy healing and healthy lives, for a long time to come

take care all

jade x x

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:06 PM

Sorry about your situation PEACE - and about you Prickled PIECE of pecker..

Our local resident Catspaw - once related a similar accident that happened to him (but with possum claws I believe)...I suspect that it is a common enough injury for it to be in the medical books...and the treatment standard because.....

He was likewise adivice to seek a woodwind music teacher.

A bassoonist....

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Ask him....I'm sure he will swear it is true.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Emma B
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:08 PM

thanks jeddy, the first thing that occured to me too -

'if you can't fix it with duct tape- you haven't used enough' mind you i'm not certain just how much would be required in the crisis outlined :)

Lot's of fun this last w'end at one of my favourite folk festivals :)

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Mrrzy
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:09 PM

"Are we having fun yet?" - Zippy the Pinhead

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:10 PM

LOL, Garg. Thanks for posting that.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:10 PM

Poor Peace's piece promptly proved a precisely perforated pecker. Go on, say it ten times very fast....


The fun begins the very moment you start having it.


A

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:16 PM

OK. I tried. Now I have a screen dripping with spit. THANKS!

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: artbrooks
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:17 PM

A bassoonist? All things considered, are you sure it wasn't a piccolo?

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: jeddy
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:25 PM

since i don't play gof, can i assume you wear those spiked shoes?

i wasn't sure whether this was a joke that i didn't quite get.

i have the tackle but i can imagune the pain.. get well soon bruce!!!

jade x x

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:30 PM

Ok that worked Bruce ya got me chucklin

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:30 PM

I had that happen once. Got a great job as a lawn sprinkler that summer, and in the winter I got to lay down in a ceiling and put out fires that never happened. Paid my way through college, and won I don't know how many bar bets by judicious fingerings.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:34 PM

True story, my friends brother got his pants caught in the PTO shaft of a tractor, it tore it right off, well they sowed it back on and he is fine but while in the hospital recovering it was all swelled up ... I guess there were a line of nurses who wanted to check his stitches, my friends brother said it got the size of a horse even though it was all black and blue he told the doc he will take it. he said he was upset it didn't stay that large

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Janie
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 08:55 PM

Now Brucie, you don't really expect us to believe you have had any fun without sheep in the story, do you?

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 09:00 PM

Janie, this is a pic of the golf course . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 09:02 PM

In shearing season we go to this one . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Janie
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 09:05 PM

Ah, that explains a lot!

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: jeddy
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 09:41 PM

do you get any trophies for hitting them or avoiding them.

now bruce tell the truth do you wear loose big boots?

jade x x

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 09:42 PM

This has probably been told around here twelve times, but:
It was well known that the regulars at Joe's bar were notorious for coming up with singularly outrageous bets. So one evening a new guy sets in the corner with some regulars for a while, then strolls up to the bar and say, "100 bucks says that I can stand up on that bar, and if you slide a beer mug past me, I can piss it completely full as it goes by." The bartender doesn't even believe he's serious at first, but finally decides that for a hundred bucks, and the chance to see the guy make a fool of himself, it's worth cleaning up the mess. So the guy gets up there, hauls it out, and the bartender shoves the mug down the bar. Naturally he gets maybe a couple of drops in the mug, and the rest everywhere else. He hands over the money, and the bartender asks, "What on earth made you think you could do that?" "Who says I thought I could do it?", the guy replied; "I just bet those guys over there that I could piss all over you and your bar and make you laugh about it"

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 10:14 PM

That's a mighty big water hazard for Alberta.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 10:32 PM

Talk about misread posts - I read it as " Peed my way through college". I guess my brain is more pragmatic than I realized.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 09:32 AM

And, as if that was a great joke anyhow, it's a little better if the senile old coot telling it remembers to say, "I just bet those guys over there five hundred dollars that..."

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 09:39 AM

'Are we having fun yet?'

People, if you have to ask, the question is pointless.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 04:55 PM

right about now.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Joe_F
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 06:20 PM

When does it end?

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Paul Burke
Date: 23 Jun 09 - 06:32 PM

The fun might begin when the residue impinges upon the ventilator.

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Stringsinger
Date: 24 Jun 09 - 12:17 PM

Dan, this is one of Ingmar Bergman's best movies, IMHO. That was the main theme,
a discovery of the joy and fun of life. Ingmar says you're never too old.

The fun begins right now. Lunch time.

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: When does the fun begin
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jun 09 - 12:50 PM

The fun begins immediately after you remove the top off the barrel of monkeys.