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BS: Women apply here

Emma B 23 Jul 09 - 02:27 PM
Amos 23 Jul 09 - 03:25 PM
SharonA 23 Jul 09 - 03:53 PM
Wesley S 23 Jul 09 - 05:01 PM
Richard Bridge 23 Jul 09 - 05:23 PM
Bill D 23 Jul 09 - 05:30 PM

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Subject: BS: Women apply here
From: Emma B
Date: 23 Jul 09 - 02:27 PM

"Wanted: British women to eat chocolate for a year"

"Scientists in Britain are looking for women willing to eat chocolate every day for a year -- all in the name of medical science.

Researchers at the University of East Anglia and a hospital in Norwich, eastern England are trying to find out whether chocolate can cut the risk of heart disease and need 40 women to step forward and help.

Most of the women will have to eat two bars of "super-strength chocolate specially formulated by Belgian chocolatiers" daily for one year and undergo several tests to measure how healthy their hearts are.

The others will have to eat regular chocolate as a placebo."

there has to be a catch.......

" volunteers for the research should be menopausal but aged under 75 and have type two diabetes."

Darn!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women apply here
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 09 - 03:25 PM

I think we have a few volunteers in our community here...


Liz?????




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Subject: RE: BS: Women apply here
From: SharonA
Date: 23 Jul 09 - 03:53 PM

I guess an American woman with lupus doesn't qualify... :-(

Dang!

Can I still eat regular chocolate as a placebo?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women apply here
From: Wesley S
Date: 23 Jul 09 - 05:01 PM

"and have type two diabetes."

Well - if you don't have type two diabeties now I think you would get it after eating two bars of chocolate every day for a year.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women apply here
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Jul 09 - 05:23 PM

What is regular chocolate? Do you have to eat it every 15 minutes? Or does it pass through in 30 minutes?

Or do they mean ordinary chocolate, and if so what is that?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women apply here
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Jul 09 - 05:30 PM

It makes little difference...by the time you read about it, they will have 238,498 applications.


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