Knock! Knock! (who's there?)

Subject: RE: Knock! Knock! (who's there?)
From: sing4peace
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:16 PM

KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who's there?
I'LL BE.
I'll be who?
I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE....


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JK

Hoping there's a lot more out there...

Subject: RE: Knock! Knock! (who's there?)
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:16 PM

YOU'RE A MUTHA' FUCKIN' CONTROL FREAK YOU FUCKIN' FREAK!
NOW **YOU** SAY IT!

Any better?

Subject: RE: Knock! Knock! (who's there?)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:15 PM

My Hilary never got any Knock Knock jokes when she was young. She would just make up random stuff,

Knock Knock
who's there
Pizza
Pizza who
Pizza all over your face ha ha ha ha


Knock Knock
who's there
open
open who
open the door and come in ha ha ha

We'd all just look dumbfounded.




What is moondancing?

Subject: RE: Knock! Knock! (who's there?)
From: Mrrzy
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:09 PM

I tried this one on Mom, who not only needed to be told to say Control Freak Who, she didn't get it after the fact either (I think sometimes she deliberately lives under a rock, but then again, she knew what moondancing was to my amazement).

There, now it's a music thread, you're welcome (*BG*).

Subject: RE: Knock! Knock! (who's there?)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:03 PM

snork

i do,

but i don't know where the joke can go from there

Subject: RE: Knock! Knock! (who's there?)
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 03:52 PM

Huh? Don't understand...

Subject: RE: Knock! Knock! (who's there?)
From: sing4peace
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 03:51 PM

oops! this probably belongs below the BC line.
How do I fix that?
JK

Subject: Knock! Knock! (who's there?)
From: sing4peace
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 03:50 PM

Thought it'd be fun to start this thread...

KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who's there?
CONTROL FREAK. NOW YOU SAY "CONTROL FREAK WHO?"
Control Freak Who?
NO NO NO! NOT LIKE THAT! "CONTROL FREAK WHO?".........


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Joyce