BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?

Subject: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 04:32 PM

There's someone out there who is stupider than Shane McBride. This has to be seen to be believed:

Using his head....

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 04:36 PM

They put something in his Foster's, I'll bet...

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 04:52 PM

Beyond sensibility...called 'using his head' I believe!!! ??????

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: quokka
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 04:58 PM

On behalf of all Australians, I would just like to apologise to the world...sorry, world.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:16 PM

That's OK, Quokka. No apologies required. I doubt that the man will have any progeny to inflict on the world. Nature wouldn't be that stupid.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: JennieG
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:27 PM

Oh dear....if he keeps up that behaviour I can foresee another candidate for the Darwin Awards! He obviously topped his class at school in spoken expression too, his command of the English language (as spoken in Oz) was flawless, although subtitles would have been a good idea.

I can only join quokka in apologising to the world.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:52 PM

Dear Gawd; what's a person to do, laugh or cry? The car is old enough to have pretty bad paint, but it appears to be in a parking area, not a junkyard. I wonder who owns the car, or if he and his "mates" just decided it would be fun to do that to someone's car at random. Doesn't sound like the others who are talking can be more than 3% or 4% brighter, either.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 08:19 PM

O ye so quick to judge. He asked a friend how to get into his car because he'd locked his keys inside. His friend said, "Use yer 'ead!"

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Riginslinger
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 09:20 PM

gawd! It gave me a headache to watch.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Rowan
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 11:41 PM

Unfortunately, there are women who are turned on by such mindless macho (and have similar IQ?), so he might not be a candidate for a Darwin Award.

More apologies.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: michaelr
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 12:00 AM

Encourage him to keep doing that instead of procreating.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Gurney
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 03:16 AM

I remember reading in a book somewhere that stupid blokes ALWAYS impregnate any female they bonk. It's nature's way of continuing the species.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 06:15 AM

Australia should be grateful that he has chosen to utilise his miniscule cognitive capacity in destroying cars, rather than DRIVING them.

He's obviously using the best possible technique available to him, by employing the one part of his anatomy which, by reason of being solid bone, is impervious to shock damage.

I'd say he has a great future as an easily portable piledriver.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 06:17 AM

Incidentally, NOT the stupidest man in the world!

That accolade belongs to his father, for not using a double strength condom.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: goatfell
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 06:47 AM

These why members of the famliy should wear condoms.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Ebbie
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 12:02 PM

"Unfortunately, there are women who are turned on by such mindless macho (and have similar IQ?), so he might not be a candidate for a Darwin Award.

"More apologies.

Cheers, Rowan "

I notice there were no women cheering him on, Rowan. So you have not proved your contention. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 12:19 PM

At least he was drunk. I saw a guy try to break concrete blocks with his forehead as part of a martial arts demonstration... sober... no sake... no brain at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 09:11 PM

........but it feels so good when he stops.....

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: olddude
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 09:14 PM

i did my share of breaking things (including my bones) in a lifetime of martial arts. never had a desire to use my head but i knew many who did, it is stupid. Smashing bricks with my hands and feet was stupid also.your body pays the price of such as you age.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Rowan
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 11:54 PM

Ebbie, my contention is supported by other, definitely empirical, evidence. The fact that the drongo had no women observers may be a blessing, as there were no candidates for impregnation to be impressed.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Gurney
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 02:09 AM

Theres a pretty blond in the background, but it looks as if she's with someone else. Not impressed, anyway, from the body language.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: quokka
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 06:09 AM

Stupidest man in the country...stupidest man in the world...stupidest man in the universe... I apologise again :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Jack Campin
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 07:48 AM

I was once on a bus in the east end of Glasgow when we encountered a rival contender. As far as I could see (it all happened rather fast), the guy attempted to headbutt the side of the bus as it was going past. Solid clunk of skull against sheet metal and not even a dent to show for his effort.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 08:58 AM

At the beginning of the clip I think he talks about having smashed other windscreens before starting on this one. If so, it is likely this is not his car.

How anyone could find this funny I don't know. What scares me is that kids might see this clip and want to try it themselves. IMO it should be taken off of Youtube.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 03:24 PM

He talks about smashing the side windows and back windows on some car(S). He was apparently saving up the front windshield for last.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 03:31 PM

jac... indeed!

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Gurney
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 03:48 PM

If I understand his slurred words, he has broken the back and side windows of the same car, five of them. As LH says, this is his piece de resistance. Sorry, can't do the accents.
The sad part is that he only dents it. It is a laminated 'screen, and if only he was standing on a stool, he might be able to put his head right through it.
Thats what kills the un-seatbelted. Getting the head out again.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 04:00 PM

What he really should do is have himself shot out of a circus cannon, straight into the windshield of a Mack truck that is accelerating rapidly in his direction. Now, THAT would be impressive.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: JennieG
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 05:50 PM

Gurney, I'm an Ozzie and I can't do that accent either!

It could be because I'm sober......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 06:26 PM

Youawroightmate.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: open mike
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 06:52 PM

the whole deal about the darwin awards is that the "winner" removes him
(or her) self from the gene pool...(dies) unfortunately this "person" is still a candidate for procreating...at least still seems to be alive

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 07:30 PM

With any luck he'll remove the family jewels in similar fashion to the good ole boy who used a .22 cartridge to replace a blown fuse in his pick-up.

That'll qualify for a "Darwin" without actually dying.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Bugsy
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 08:12 PM

"They put something in his Foster's, I'll bet..."

I'd just like to point out that no one I know in Australia who is in possession of a single taste but or brain cell drinks Fosters. It's Crap................ Yes you're probaby right, They put something in his Fosters.

Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 08:17 PM

He seems to have some kind of brain damage... ;-) Not surprisingly.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupidest Man in Australia? The World?
From: Gurney
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 11:37 PM

JennieG, I meant the accents on the French phrase.... so it sounds like re-ziss-tonnse.... However, I used to be able to speak drunken pretty well.... to sort of understand his words.