BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer

Subject: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Charley Noble
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 04:19 PM

Oh, dear! A friend sent me this official warning about the dangers of drinking too much beer.

MAKE SURE YOU CLICK ON BEER DEMO AT THE END OF MESSAGE

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs..

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up RUGBY CLUB in the phone book.

For a video to see how Beer works click here: Click here for report!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Melissa
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 04:27 PM

One of the most sinister aspects of this trend is the Wile the predatory women display in somehow tricking the guy into buying the beer..effectively forcing him to pay for the experience monetarily as well as emotionally.

Horrible.

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Amos
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 04:46 PM

That beer-goggles link is a crackup. Sigh.


A

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 04:58 PM

I'm fucked!

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Jeri
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 05:06 PM

You wish...

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 05:17 PM

Yeah, kinda... been well over ten years now I been runnin the motor on manual.

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Joybell
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 05:47 PM

I'm interested in the transformation aspect. She transformed and I'm not even a little drunk. Let me get this right.
I fill everyone up with beer and I'll look young and lovely again?

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 05:52 PM

referring to the 'joke' that's been posted all over the internet...

"She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $200 on makeup.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back."

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 06:05 PM

Maybe the next female democratic candidate from Massachusettes will not merely dismiss Red Sox fans, but go ahead and campaign for banning beer, guns and pick up trucks.

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 10:17 PM

And also of interest?

New UK Pints

Are these warnings related?

John

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 07:57 AM

I remember being sober once...

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: GUEST,bankley
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 08:02 AM

some other recent news... researchers at the German Cancer Institute in Heidelberg have found an atom contained in hops which blocks the excessive action of testosterone and oestrogen, also helping prevent the release of PSA. They claim that Xanthohumol can effectively prevent prostate and breast cancer... A beer is now available in Germany only with 10X the quantity of Xanthohumol... otherwise you have to drink a lot of beer to get the same effect, at least 17... which makes me happy

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Charley Noble
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:57 AM

I suppose in the interest of equal time/equal opportunity there should also be an image of the typical male tavern denizen, and his transformation from what he is to what he appears to be after a few drinks.

I'll drink to that!
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Joe_F
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 08:11 PM

There was no way out of that site except to kill my browser. Is that supposed to be symbolic?

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:19 PM

"Xanthohumol !"


Gusundheit


"Thank you my prostate feels better already."

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: bill\sables
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 11:10 AM

I heard from my doctor that beer contains a multitude of female hormones. That is the reason, when you consume a good quantity of beer you start talking gibberish and you can't drive

Subject: RE: BS: New Warning about Drinking Beer
From: Charley Noble
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 08:43 PM

Here's some more information about drinking beer: click here for report!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble