Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Mar 10 - 02:40 PM WTF were you looking for? |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Rasener Date: 05 Mar 10 - 03:00 PM LOL John |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: gnu Date: 05 Mar 10 - 04:06 PM Harrington has a lot of great stuff on YT. His TV show is no more, unfortunately. It was good, but too risqué for the Bible Belt. |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: VirginiaTam Date: 05 Mar 10 - 04:23 PM So K-E- double L-O- double GOOD comes to mind and I don't know why. Is it because the legend of rhythmic noise from mattresses filled with corn flakes and lonely young men reminds me of shakey eggs? Or is it because this thread is full of flakes? |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Mar 10 - 04:24 PM Actually, John, I wasn't looking for anything. A friend of mine who I play music with now and then emailed it to me this morning. Pretty damn funny, isn't it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Raedwulf Date: 05 Mar 10 - 05:50 PM It got better towards the end. Ummmmm... I meant the... oh, never mind! |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: mousethief Date: 05 Mar 10 - 07:45 PM Well, I've got to hand it to you gentlemen. On second thought, maybe not. O..O =o= |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: gnu Date: 06 Mar 10 - 11:51 AM Roight! Give us yer schtuppins. Nudge, nudge, wank, wank. |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: GUEST,Suibhne (Astray) Date: 07 Mar 10 - 11:26 AM Attempting to read (and then mentally pronounce) your name, my good man, is rather like wanking with a cold, damp, gritty, dishrag... Whatever floats your boat,LH! The earliest published example of my psuedonym Suibhne O'Poibaireachd goes back to a letter in the Folk Roots Jan/Feb double issue 1991, though maybe I was using the name before that. It derives from the Mad Bird King of ancient Irish literature (not legend; see HERE for the full text) and the classical music of the Highland Bagpipes, both of which had a profound influence on my personal sense of the what the...? & who-ness of music & shamanic existence. The pronunciation is simply Sweeney O'Pibroch. |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: goatfell Date: 07 Mar 10 - 11:54 AM what has this got to with folk music |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Mar 10 - 03:30 PM Now that I know how to pronounce it, I like it better. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 07 Mar 10 - 04:41 PM goatfell asked: what has this got to with folk music The answer is, "nothing". It DOES have to do with BS, however. Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Bryn Pugh Date: 08 Mar 10 - 07:16 AM On reading once through a dirty magazine (like you do), I came across (so to speak) an advert for an artificial fanny (UK meaning). It was called "Wanky Doodle". Says it all, really. Must go - I feel a J. Arthur coming on (so to speak). I'll get my (rubber) topcoat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Jack Blandiver Date: 08 Mar 10 - 08:04 AM I couldn't resist doing a Google search on Wanky Doodle; no rubber aids by that name (alas) but I did come up with this: Wanky Doodle went to town Intent on masturbation Stuck his member in a hole And called it fornication Wanky Doodle keep it up Wanky Doodle dandy Mind the tissues and the oil And keep your fingers handy |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Mar 10 - 08:29 AM What's going to happen when this thread gets to 69 posts. It's coming soon ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Bryn Pugh Date: 08 Mar 10 - 09:11 AM You'll go blind . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Mar 10 - 11:47 AM Ha! Ha! Ha! Best version of "Yankee Doodle" I've ever heard... |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Mar 10 - 01:14 PM Remember to brush your teeth LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Mar 10 - 01:18 PM I not only brush my teeth religiously, John, I also brush my tongue! Yes, indeed. You'd be amazed how much bacteria congregate on the surface of the tongue. If you use a few drops of oil of oregano and brush the tongue thoroughly in the morning, it kills them deader than the proverbial doornail. |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: gnu Date: 08 Mar 10 - 02:02 PM Why would you want to kill your tongue? |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Jack Blandiver Date: 08 Mar 10 - 03:02 PM In my vast collection of vintage erotica (3000 BCE - 1974 CE) I have several examples of what are commonly referred to as Tijuana Bibles. Maybe this deserves a thread on its own in celebration of these invariably crude (though often exquisitely drafted) graphic comics of the American folkloric underground. For those who don't know, check this site: http://www.tijuanabibles.org/ Perhaps all you Americans out there in Mudcat Land might be so good as to disclose the cultural status of such things in your day as it were, and, indeed, what sort of currency they have today - or this is another venerable folk tradition killed off by technology? |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Jack Blandiver Date: 08 Mar 10 - 03:07 PM This one's better: http://www.tijuanabible.org/ |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Mar 10 - 04:04 PM Good lord. I don't think I ever heard about that stuff before. What a choice piece of vintage Americana. |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Mar 10 - 06:54 AM Looks like a TH post to me ;) |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Bryn Pugh Date: 09 Mar 10 - 07:01 AM Well, Guest, (09032010, 0558 AM) - full marks and a cigar for perspicacity. Were you pissed, or what ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: gnu Date: 09 Mar 10 - 05:53 PM Maybe couldn't get it up... or down. |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Dave MacKenzie Date: 09 Mar 10 - 05:59 PM Can I get it on prescription? (just been reading up on prostate cancer) |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Ed T Date: 09 Mar 10 - 06:53 PM Beware of the solitary vice: "He had practiced self-abuse until he was a mere wreck of humanity. This vice was shown me as an abomination in the sight of God. ... The results of self-abuse in them is seen in various diseases, such as catarrh, dropsy, headache, loss of memory and sight, great weakness in the back and loins, affections of the spine, the head often decays inwardly. Cancerous humor, which would lay dormant in the system their life-time, is inflamed, and commences its eating, destructive work. The mind is often utterly ruined, and insanity takes place" http://www.ellenwhiteexposed.com/criticc.htm |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: gnu Date: 09 Mar 10 - 06:55 PM Well... I guess that would scare the wife inta puttin out some now and again eh wha? Hehehehe. |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: frogprince Date: 09 Mar 10 - 08:09 PM Wan-kers away, me boys, Wan-kers away... |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Steve Shaw Date: 10 Mar 10 - 07:55 PM "He had practiced self-abuse until he was a mere wreck of humanity. This vice was shown me as an abomination in the sight of God. ... The results of self-abuse in them is seen in various diseases, such as catarrh, dropsy, headache, loss of memory and sight, great weakness in the back and loins, affections of the spine, the head often decays inwardly. Cancerous humor, which would lay dormant in the system their life-time, is inflamed, and commences its eating, destructive work. The mind is often utterly ruined, and insanity takes place" Very good, except that he failed to mention the big grin. What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? You can beat an egg, but.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Has traditional wanking had its day? From: Steve Shaw Date: 10 Mar 10 - 08:01 PM Oops. Apologies to John who's already done that one.... |