BS: Hey Little Hawk...

Subject: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 04:08 PM

I immediately thought of you when I saw this.

Since Jamie Lee Curtis is a no go, I am hoping Sandy and I can go for some Timbits next time she drops by.

I wonder where I can get some of those fake tattoos and borrow a Hog. I guess she goes for that badboy stuff.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 04:34 PM

I think you might stand a chance with her, g'ster. I've never seen you in person, but from the picture I've seen of you, you do seem to bear some physical resemblance to her soon-to-be ex. Good luck, eh!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 05:08 PM

Hey... CC... I lost 60 pounds. So, I might even have a chance with LH... he likes em skinny. Of course, LH really ain't me kinda girl... he'd need to gain some weight.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 05:38 PM

I prefer to stay thin, thanks! ;-)

I wish to emphasize that I am in no way responsible for Sandra Bullock's marital problems.

Here's a worrisome thing, though. I saw Keira Knightley on the cover of Elle Magazine today, and she looks positively skeletal! Like a stick insect, poor thing. There's a limit to just how far skinniness should be taken, and I think Keira has definitely crossed the line. I fear that she may get blown away in a light breeze or bump into something by accident and just shatter like a fragile glass figurine.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 05:40 PM

I don't subscribe to Elle.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 05:47 PM

Who said you should? I saw it at the grocery checkout line...and I bet you would too if you went there tonight. Try it and report back to me, okay?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 05:52 PM

It's soon dark here and I don't go out after dark. I'll check out a corner store bookrack at dawn.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 05:56 PM

You should send me a new picture, G. I'll pass it along to S.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 06:07 PM

S? skarpi? He's a handsome man, but still not my kinda girl.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 07:15 PM

Skarpi would be a catch for anyone, but I was thinking that Sandra might like to have it, now that she's single and all. Since we're such a small country with everyone knowing everyone else, I'm sure I could find a way to get it to her.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 08:07 PM

I think William Shatner might be single now....

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Little Hawk...
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 09:46 PM

She's married to Prince Phillip?