BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP

Subject: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 10:08 AM

Second try. This just disappeared.

On Friday, my company is holding a Wii bowling tournament to raise funds for the American Heart Association. My partner and I will be wearing the inflatables from the Getaway - a flamingo and a duck probably. Any suggestions for a team name?
Birds of a Feather?
Leading Ladies?
The Lame Ducks?
Alley Cats doesn't work.

Help!
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 10:13 AM

The Poulletzer Prizes.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 10:16 AM

The fowl balls

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 10:23 AM

I like Birds of a Feather

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: MMario
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 10:33 AM

Flight Risk!

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 10:42 AM

Great stuff, guys. Thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 10:48 AM

Bill Collectors

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: MMario
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 10:58 AM

Waddle we do?

Egg-Strodinary Ladies.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:01 AM

Quackerdoodles and Pinky

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:03 AM

I tried an anagram but, with a the letters 'flamingo and duck', you don't want to know some of them! The best of the rest, IMO, was 'Folk Acid Mad Gun'

Aside from that how about a play on the old Manfred Man song - 'Pretty Duck' :-)

A bit more obvious may make more sense I suppose -

Feathered Furies?
Ornathogical Oddballs? (No insult intended :-P )
Battling Birdies?

Cheers

DeG

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Jeri
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:07 AM

Well, a duck and a flamingo AREN'T "birds of a feather."

Birdstrike/bird strike.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: MMario
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:16 AM

Flock Two

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: MMario
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:20 AM

If you BOTH wore flamingo's then you could be

The OTHER Pink Ladies...

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:38 AM

Yeah - we thought of that. Maybe 1 Pink Lady and a Duck.
Birdstrike keeps the bowling theme.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:40 AM

Placebo Dumingo

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:53 AM

AHA heart-color is red, so Red Flannel Birds?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:57 AM

Leave it to me to have this come up while Sev is in hospital. SIGH.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Cool Beans
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 11:59 AM

Mary, you were so close: The Lane Ducks! (That's Lane., not Lame.)
The Pinfeathers
I dunno.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 12:07 PM

Pinfeathers

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 12:26 PM

Better Duck

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 12:34 PM

What made me o-pun this thread???

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Amos
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 01:34 PM

Looking for a Second O'Punion?

Technical Fowls. Duck and Cover. Duckingo. Fluck Two. Flaming Uck.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: paula t
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 01:39 PM

How about....

Out For A Duck
Ducky Strike
Bird Brains

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Melissa
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 03:06 PM

Flaming O'Duck

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Amergin
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 03:33 PM

Two Old Birds (birds as in the British slang) ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Bainbo
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 06:06 PM

The Ducks of Hazard

Ducks DeLuxe

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: gnu
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 06:14 PM

The Gutter Snipes.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: michaelr
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 06:54 PM

Pullet Surprise

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Amos
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 07:06 PM

Pullet Toff...

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Bert
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 07:13 PM

Chicks Ahoy

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: GUEST,^&*
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 07:19 PM

The Flaming Goducks
Folk me Pink!
Drake's Passage

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 08:16 PM

Upon consulting the bowling glossary my attention immediately focused on "hook," a ball that breaks to the left or right.

Have you considered the team name "Feathered Hookers"?

I believe Severn would approve.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 08:48 PM

Teal death do us part?
Eider nidea you'd be here?

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Art Thieme
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 09:37 PM

Poultrygeists

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Apr 10 - 09:59 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 12:35 AM

Duckmingo.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 01:10 AM

Duck! Flaming go!



(Wot's this about Sev?!)

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Micca
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 03:33 AM

How about "the Genie was deaf"
I certainly didnt mean this when I asked for a "Tall stylish bird and I know I dindnt say "a good duck"

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 07:24 AM

"Unchained Mallardy"

"Birds of the air" (you did say they were inflatable)

"Flaming ducks" (Why do ducks have big feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have big feet? To stamp out flaming ducks!)

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 08:12 AM

Sev goes in on May 3rd for another skin graft and therapy. More OUCH! I suspect but freer movement.
Wii Chicks?

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 02:05 PM

The difference between a duck?

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Genie
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 03:04 PM

Not all of these work for a duck-flamingo pair but they might for some similar configurations:

Bird Brains with Heart

All Hands On Duck
(That one might invite rude behavior, I fear)

Flamingo Liberals

Par Avian

Ornithological Orneries

Fowled Out

(High) Pop Fowls

Fowl Mouths Speak From The Heart

Eider One Orni Otter (but you'd need a mammal along for the ride)

Let Osprey

Crazy As A Loon

Peeking Ducks

Bird Floozies

Duck and Cover

No Quacks, Please

Flying The Coop

Fine Feathered Friends

Mocking Birds (We sure are!)

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 03:21 PM

I like Let Osprey

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 03:37 PM

One of it's legs are the same length?
Quack!
Geoff.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: gnu
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 04:45 PM

Art... Poultrygeists... hahahaha.

Let Osprey.... coool!

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 06:02 PM

La Cage aux Folles
The decoys
The lawn ornaments
The sitting ducks
The fluster clucks
Quackbusters
Bowling buzzards
Peking Ducks
lawn flamingos
flamingo alley
flaming flamingos
Bird brains
Wing its
flactulant flamingos
Gangsta Flamingos
duck, duck, flamingo
Featherbowl
Pinky and yellow
Flamingo Gumbo
Duck tail and the flamingo
the wood ducks
Feather Crusaders
Daffy and the Flamingos
lame ducks

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 06:06 PM

And, my favourite suggestion
Beacon Balls

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Apr 10 - 11:26 PM

duck, duck, flamingo (But, how can a flamingo stand in for a goose?!**bg**)

Dry Ducked & Blushing Bits

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Genie
Date: 30 Apr 10 - 12:21 AM

I kind of like "Winging It."

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Genie
Date: 30 Apr 10 - 12:29 AM

Of course, if you're open to doing other birds, there's:

Stark Raven Mad

Crow Dads

Naked As Jay Birds

Oriole Cookies

Scarlet Tangerines

Ham Hawks

Eagle Maniacs

Pair O' Green Falcons (an easy costume to make)

No Egrets

Crane Drivers

A Box Of Cranes

Seagulls Gone Wild

Huffin an' Puffin

Puffinalia

Penguin Ink

Albatross

Just For A Lark

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Genie
Date: 30 Apr 10 - 12:48 AM

(Sorry. That "albatross" sneaked in without a pun.)

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 30 Apr 10 - 03:54 AM

The Wii-Bowl Wabbles

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 30 Apr 10 - 03:56 AM

or is it 'The Wii-bowl Wobbles'

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 01 May 10 - 04:12 PM

So, Sin, what did you choose?

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: LadyJean
Date: 01 May 10 - 10:51 PM

The Flaming-o Duckpins

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 May 10 - 01:19 AM

..or the Wii-Bowl Warblers...(if you still insist on birds, but it doesn't roll off the tongue as easy)

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: mousethief
Date: 02 May 10 - 10:11 PM

Wii-Bowls wobble but they don't fall down.

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Ed T
Date: 02 May 10 - 10:24 PM

Wii-Bowls wobble and Wobobbled

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 02 May 10 - 10:31 PM

Mouser: "Wii-Bowls wobble but they don't fall down."

May I suggest a fifth of Bombay Sapphire..that should do it!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 27 Apr 11 - 02:08 PM

Put the Wii Controller Down!!!!

wink!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Pun Help Needed ASAP
From: Don Firth
Date: 27 Apr 11 - 02:20 PM

Our Pants are Down?

Don Firth