BS: a chuckle

Subject: BS: a chuckle
From: stallion
Date: 29 May 10 - 06:45 AM

A group of friends and I met up in The Pheonix pub last night, one of the party had turned up at The Pheonix Cinese restaurant at the other side of town. He phoned one of the assembled for directions and recieved the advice " It is at the end of Hope street". made me laugh since poor old John is a tad manic depressive. Thought i'd share it.

Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 29 May 10 - 06:50 AM

Well if he'd looked up Pheonix in an A to Z, it wouldn't have been there, would it? Better to try Phoenix.

Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: gnu
Date: 29 May 10 - 07:32 AM

No milk for your corflakes this AM, McGrath?

Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: pdq
Date: 29 May 10 - 11:56 AM

A family friend used to live near a golf course on, yes, Golf Drive.

He was so used to people pointing out the comedy in the addresss that he evolved a reply:

      "The developer wanted to call it 'Sex Drive' but the city wouldn't let him".

Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: Amos
Date: 29 May 10 - 07:43 PM

HE should get an iPhone, man!!


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Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: LadyJean
Date: 29 May 10 - 10:55 PM

My chuckle for the day came at my table at a local flea market. Two gay men were looking through my collection of women's clothes trying to select something. I held my breath wondering if they were buying for themselves. Happily before I could say, "Yes, I think that skirt would fit you." They explained that they were choosing a gift for a sister in law.

Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: MarkS
Date: 29 May 10 - 11:02 PM

Famous cardiologist dies. So beloved the hospital staff contributes for a huge heart shaped coffin. It was a wonderful service and almost everybody was happy and fulfilled.

Except maybe the proctologist.

Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: stallion
Date: 30 May 10 - 07:16 PM

I over heard two very young twenty something girls say, gazing down down on some drunken, shirtless, youths who were waving at every pleasure boat on the river, "When the sun comes out the boys get girls in mini skirts and skimpy tee shirts and we get them, it's not fair"

Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 31 May 10 - 11:34 AM

Walking beside some disaffected yoofs sitting on a green, I overhead one young man boasting about his plans to learn guitar, but he didn't know which "air" guitar he wanted to buy.

His mates fell all about laughing at him. He was a bit nonplussed.


When I was taking my uni education I was doing courses at 2 colleges quite distant from each other. Fellow student in my Women in Lit course lived in the area of one college and I lived in the other. She asked if she could get a lift to my local college. It turned out our classes and and when we needed to be at them did not coincide so I could not provide lift. End of the conversation she said.. "Well thanks anyway, I'll see you around." to which I quipped, "Well no you won't Debbie. You're blind. Maybe you'll hear me. I sure as shit hope you don't smell me." She fell apart laughing. Said no sighted friend had ever been so candid and at ease with her blindness.

That was cool.

Subject: RE: BS: a chuckle
From: LadyJean
Date: 31 May 10 - 11:39 PM

We were at the city's 250th anniversary celebration, standing near a woman and two men who were falling down drunk. The woman appologized for her companions. My friend Deborah said, "Men, you can't live with them and you can't live with them." It took a minute for that one to sink in.