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BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse

*#1 PEASANT* 25 Jun 10 - 12:09 AM
Ebbie 25 Jun 10 - 12:48 AM
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Subject: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: *#1 PEASANT*
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 12:09 AM

It is worse than Piss. Piss may have flavor.
Drunks will have the dry heaves because there is nothing to throw up.
It is torture to make beer distributors lug it into stores from trucks.
It is a waste of aluminum used in cans, paper in boxes...
It is an environmental disgrace.

Why is not Obamma kicking Micholob's ASS!


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 12:48 AM

Does that mean you don't like it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 01:00 AM

Are you sure those fumes from not bathing aren't impairing your other senses as well.....that's assuming you have any sense at all which at this point has yet to be proven on this site.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Don Firth
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 01:20 AM

Haven't had Michelob in some time. Used to be very good.

You might try THIS if you can get it back there. Brewed in Montana. Good stuff.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: mousethief
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 01:37 AM

[singsong voice] If you don't like it, don't drink it [/singsong voice]


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: JHW
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 04:20 AM

Michalob Ultra? - It certainly doesn't sound like beer


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: bobad
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 07:47 AM

Michelob brewery


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Leadfingers
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 07:48 AM

Sadly , the BIG breweries in USA have not brewed decent beer EVER !The rise in Micro Breweries and the rising populariy of companies like Sam Adams (Boston) DOES give us all hope though !


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 11:22 AM

You drank it?
Why?

Russ (Permanent GUEST)


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 11:33 AM

Ya' know, ALL of the Anheuser-Busch brands individually outsell almost everyone else and collectively.....well let's just say that somebody likes the stuff. Call it what you will but.................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 11:47 AM

I have about a 1000 beer bottles in my personal collection, and I haven't had anything made by Anheuser in maybe 20 years....and THAT was only ½ a can to be polite to my wife's relatives.

If you don't know brands that can be counted on, don't drink.

Crappy beer is for those who drink to get drunk, and can't taste anything after the first 6 anyway.





oh....also, BP and a few others are WAY ahead in the president's ass-kicking list...and there's only only one 'B' in Obama.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 01:44 PM

Moose Drool, along with Bad Frog beer, Bitch Creek, Dead Man's, and a few others...YOWSAH!! GOOOOD beers!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: pdq
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 01:50 PM

The term "ultra" sounds like it belongs on paint, razors or condoms.

I wouldn't drink anything with "ultra" on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 01:50 PM

...and ANYTHING from Dogfishhead brewery, which is available all over Conrad's area.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Don Firth
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 02:27 PM

Hey, Rap, I'll have to try those if I can get them here.

Bad Frog beer. Lots of hops?

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 02:46 PM

And only one 'm' in Obama, Bill D. *g*


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 03:06 PM

hmmm?? .......oh....THAT'LL teach me to scroll back up......maybe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 03:34 PM

Don, you should be able to get all of those (except Bad Frog, which is mostly Michigan) and more. Cutthroat, Fat Tire, Blue Bicycle...and of course Fire House and other Portland-Seattle brews. And don't forget Utah's own Polygamy Porter -- bring some home to the wives!


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: GUEST,999
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 04:45 PM

I`ll come back to this thread and bitch about Micheloeb Ultra when someone forces me to drink it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Don Firth
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 04:45 PM

A woman's husband comes staggering home, as usual, late at night, not too long after the taverns close.

She's had it! She grabs him by the shirt front, shoves him in the car, and drives to the local brewery. She drags him inside and points out the huge vats gurgling and frothing away, the many long assembly-lines of bottles racing along and being filled automatically, the capping machines, the bottles being put into cases and six-packs. All of this, plus the vast number of kegs piling up to be delivered to taverns and pubs. Rivers of beer! Lakes of beer! Oceans of beer!

"There!" she said angrily. "You don't seriously think you can drink all the beer in the world, do you!??'

"Well . . . (hic!) . . . maybe not." He says, bleary-eyed and tottering, "But I got 'em workin' nights!!"

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 05:25 PM

"...and ANYTHING from Dogfishhead brewery, which is available all over Conrad's area. "

and here in Chester, England. I've just been out and bought three bottles - all different.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 05:27 PM

Micheloeb Ultra? I've tried it, 999.
Tastes like extreme-filtered water, but you keep wondering why it looks like urine...


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 05:40 PM

I'm with Spaw.

I've been a Bud man fer a long time (Canuck Bud... there IS a diff), as most anyone who has read my "beer" comments (for years) here knows. Y'all wanna drink expensive champagne and turn yer noses up at cheap blends when ya couldn't tell the diff iffn ya didn't have a label, go for it. I drink Bud on accounta it DOES taste more "like water" than skunk piss. And, as Spaw said, there's a shitload a good old boys think the same, in a shitload a countries.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 05:48 PM

BTW... I used to drink LaBatt's Blue on accounta I could buy it in any town I was working in Atlantic Canada and sticking with one beer made it easy on my guts. When LaBatt started brewing Canuck Bud, I switched to Bud because Bud donated a nickel a Bud to a cause I endorsed. A LOT of people here did the same thing.... a LOT.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 06:15 PM

Dave... 3 bottles of Dogfishhead? That's great... They make an excellent IPA...in fact, they make 3-4 different IPAs


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 06:25 PM

90 Minute Imperial IPA, The continually hopped India Pale Ale & India Brown Ale.

With luck Sam'll have some of their others ne4xt time I'm in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michalob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jun 10 - 07:55 PM

ahhh.. 90 Minute is top-notch stuff! They make a 120 minute, but they want a LOT for it...I've had one small taste.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 01:27 AM

Anheuser-Busch is the only major U.S. brewery that has put much effort into "craft" beers. I don't like the Michelob "Ultra" line of light beers because they don't have much body.
I DO like many other varieties of Michelob, and the original Michelob. My favorite is Amber Bock.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 06:17 PM

I tried the Summer Ale by Samuel Adams.
ITs god. I mean its good.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: JHW
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 06:33 PM

agree Ultra sounds like razors or paint stripper
Michalob Ultra - A tennis racket maybe

Sorry you guys, it's so easy now to get beautiful handpulled real ale this side of the pond, thank goodness you don't need those lovely aromatic American Hops over there


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 07:06 PM

"Anheuser-Busch is the only major U.S. brewery that has put much effort into "craft" beers."

Any chance of them coming up with a passable Budweiser?


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 07:19 PM

Michelob sucks... Don't matter which one iot is... They all suck and worser yet, they are expensive and suck!!!

You wanta a good beer then get you a six pack of "Iron City" beer...Less than $3 a 6 pack and this stuff rocks!!!

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: RangerSteve
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 07:40 PM

I'll add my vote for Dogfish Head, also River Horse, made about 20 miles from my house here in the Delaware Valley (NJ) and Blue Moon.

In the past, folks in the UK and Ireland have heaped scorn on beer from US mega brewers. I watched a couple of British TV series, Ballykissangel and the more obscure "Hamish MacBeth", both of which centered around pubs. In both cases, I noticed Budweiser available on draft. So folks in Ireland and the UK are drinking it. And don't tell me it's there for the tourists.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 07:44 PM

Blue Moon is good... But expensive... Haven't had the other two... Must be micro-brewery beers...


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 10:00 PM

Dave MacKenzie, of the major, mass-production beers, I have to say that Budweiser is best....besides, they have the most interesting label of all the majors. When I'm hot and thirsty, a Bud tastes awful good.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 10:11 PM

Yer half right, Joe.... "Awfull"... Nasty stuff... Overpriced... If it we're fir Stroker Ace in the #38 car no one would drink "Never-Made-Bud-Wiser"... Rockgut... Had better monkey pee (warm!!!)... Obama oughtta get rid of that nasty stuff... Send it to the Taliban... Good use for it...

BTW, when ya'll beer authorities are driving thru the Pittsburg, Pa. area ya'll pick you up some "Iron City" and then come back and tell me how great ya'llz microbrewery ****and Budweiser**** is??? Ya'll call that stuff beer??? Mean, ain't that like a sin in the Bible??? You know, calling pee beer??? Think it was the 12th Commandment...

Ya'll get you some Iron City, ya hear???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: *#1 PEASANT*
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 10:31 PM

Ordinary Michalob lager is not terrible but ultra is terrrrrrrible...


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jun 10 - 11:32 PM

Anheuser-Busch has pretended to make some craft beers....much like McDonalds has pretended they can make hamburgers. In fact, McDonalds makes a better hamburger than Anheuser-Busch does beer- ANY beer.

...and Iron City is named for the flavor

(When Johnny Collins & Jim McGeehan were here years ago, they did a house concert. At half-time they were asked if they wanted a beer. They sort of looked at each other...until I provided some Sam Smith's Ale. They explained that when they were desperate over here, they would drink Iron City, because it at least tasted like 'something'.)

This country, since 1977 or so, has been making more & more GOOD beer, and there is a huge assortment available nowadays. There is more to palatable beer than 'not tasting terrible'.

Bland lagers have had the American market for so long, people are startled by beer with real flavor!

(You want a lager that actually tastes good? Try some Creemore Springs from Canada!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Amergin
Date: 27 Jun 10 - 03:30 AM

I grew up drinking cheap beer, I got from my dad....Rainier, Olympia...and the like....my first microbrew was called Three Fingered Jack....my god that shit was strong. You would drink the bottle and see the sediment at the bottom...then drink that too. Almost like drinking vegemite.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 27 Jun 10 - 03:31 AM

But Bud isn't a Budweiser (from or in the style of Budweis).

You'll see all sorts of things on bars, usually because of the marketing agreements made by the Pubcos rather than the preferences of the landlord and cusatomers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: *#1 PEASANT*
Date: 27 Jun 10 - 07:49 AM

We have lots of craft beer. Trouble is despite the proliferation of craft brewers and lots of the stuff it remains over priced.
Additionally in contrast with fine Bavarian beers Spaten for example
one can not drink quantities of most craft beer. Nothing wrong with that but it is generally too hoppy or heavy for mass consumption out in the sun. The biggest problem is cost. When they bring the cost down they might be able to turn the mass market around.

Conrad


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Sawzaw
Date: 27 Jun 10 - 09:23 AM

If you want to know what Porpoise Piss tastes like, Try some Select 55.

You will be glad to go back to Ultra.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Sawzaw
Date: 27 Jun 10 - 10:18 AM

Now here is a real man's beer

You could probably pour one Turbodog into a gallon of water and it would have more taste than Ultra.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Don Firth
Date: 27 Jun 10 - 04:27 PM

There was a fellow around here back in the 1950s and '60s who brewed his own beer. He used to bring several quart bottles of the stuff to hoots and song fests to drink himself and share with those who wished to partake.

I found the stuff to be very yeasty and it invariably left me with a gawdawful headache the following morning, even if I'd only drunk a very small amount. I'd usually drink a bit of it for convivial good-fellowship, and then surreptitious switch to commercial mule piss, mainly to wet my whistle for singing and to avoid what I feared might lead to brain damage.

Another friend who knew something about brewing said that the stuff was bottled far too early and should have been allowed to work much longer.

The stuff had another interesting and occasionally exciting characteristic. Now and then a bottle would spontaneously explode.
"'Twas broadside and broadside a long time we lay,
Until the Prince of Luther shot the pirate's mast away—"
Ka-BOOM!!!

Foam EVERYWHERE!!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Alice
Date: 27 Jun 10 - 04:43 PM

Ask Dave Swan about

Swan Brothers

(I think there is a very limited supply).


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: bankley
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 04:14 PM

I drank my share of it, it's better than Schlitz... now there's a name for beer !


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 04:26 PM

I was caught in the brewery strike in in Newfoundland one construction season back in the 80s. Big airport electrical job in Wabush, Labrador. Lone Star (I think) beer from the USA (Texas?) was flown in. 3% and, well, we had to drink rum, period.


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Subject: RE: BS: Michelob Ultra is beer drinker abuse
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jun 10 - 05:27 PM

Beer from Texas.... I had almost forgotten... Shiner is quite decent..Shiner Bock is even good..


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