Where's Joe Offer?

Subject: Where's Joe Offer?
From: harpgirl
Date: 16 Aug 99 - 05:24 PM

...where's Joe Offer?

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Aug 99 - 05:59 PM

Good question. I'd noticed he hadn't posted anything in a week and wondered if he was OK.

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Aug 99 - 06:04 PM

Last I heard, he was busy working for a couple or three weeks. I don't think there is anything to worry about, as I heard that from him in a message on the 8th. Did wonder, last night, why he'd allowed all those blasted "do virgins taste better" dupe threads!**BG**

kat

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: alison
Date: 16 Aug 99 - 09:53 PM

He's off travelling again for a few weeks.

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 16 Aug 99 - 09:58 PM

Well, I'm working in Los Angeles. California, as you may have heard, is the home of Proposition 13, which severely limits the amount of taxes the state and local governments can collect. As a result, our infrastructure has suffered. The libraries got hit the hardest, I think - so it's hard to find library computer terminals here.
But I found one, and I actually can use it for ten minutes.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: SeanM
Date: 17 Aug 99 - 12:56 AM

Hey Joe!

What part of LA are you in? Down here, since several public libraries don't have net access reliably, most of us end up on the coffeeshop circuit...

Not free, but at least there's coffee...

M

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 17 Aug 99 - 01:05 AM

Don't think because I sent you a personal message enquiring about your wherabouts that there's anything kinky going on. I don't know where this "Roberta" thing got started. Actually I do, I'd just rather not remember. It's ALWAYS Catspaw's fault. See ya when you get back.
Rick

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Aug 99 - 01:39 AM

Yeah, blame it on the guy with the marsupialan anal fetish......Ain't that always the way??? Let a guy get wired to a possum's ass and the first thing you know, he's responsible for the Hindenberg crash. What a load of possum pellets!!! Just 'cause I set off those special "Welcome to Lakehurst" fireworks...............How the hell was I supposed to know that hydrogen burned so well? Ya' know oxygen ain't a bad burner either, but together they make water...which, generally speaking, DON'T!!!...........unless it's in the Cuyahoga River, but that's another story.

Get your ass back here soon Fr. Joebro..........we're missing that amazing search ability and moral decency. God knows Brother Fielding and I have neither.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: Big Mick
Date: 17 Aug 99 - 01:21 PM

So that's why I got cut out of the fantastic three, eh 'Spaw? I used to be part of this trio..........and just tell about a thing you did in New Jersey, with a little bit of Irish on it to make it more enjoyable in the listenin'.........and right away it's "Fielding and me" instead of "Fielding, Mick and Me"........hhhhhmmmmpphhhh grumble sputter..........Well anyway, Obi Wan Offer, I want you to get your work in LA done and get back here, we need our moral compass back.........and besides, Alison, Barbara, Alice, Wyo Woman, Swann, Duane, LEJ, all the rest, and me miss you. Be safe and Sla/n Abhaile (safe home)

Mick

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Aug 99 - 01:45 PM

Aw geez Mick, you're right....Can you forgive me bro? It's true, you have no moral decency and you couldn't find shit(e) with a buzzard. As soon as Fr Joebro returns, I will confess my sins........'course my knee is still kinda' racked up from that fall at the tavern where you left that gawdamn bodhran in the aisle...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: Peter T.
Date: 17 Aug 99 - 02:37 PM

Boy, the SoftShouldermen or what.
yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: Tiger
Date: 17 Aug 99 - 04:23 PM

Shades of "Willie, Mickey, and the Duke".....Terry Cashman

Subject: RE: Where's Joe Offer?
From: Big Mick
Date: 17 Aug 99 - 05:05 PM

Take yer hat off when you speak of my lovely, new, and sweet soundin Halpin bodhran.......LOL

Big Mick