BS: Who's stuff was it?

Subject: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Dewey
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:59 AM

Elton John and his partner now have a surrogate son. Who's stuff was it that did the deed? Can't find out anywhere, and I am curious as to the lineage. Thanks!

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 03:26 PM

It was mine.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 03:34 PM

OK gnu.
How was it delivered?

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Richie Black (misused acct, bad email)
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 03:38 PM

I think it was a Sperm Bank deposit. Elton and his friend always struck me as a couple of b ankers.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 03:38 PM

Well, I don't wanna brag, Ed.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 03:45 PM

By hand.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 03:48 PM

I don't know, but if it were my call, I'd have used Elton's sperm. The kid stands to inherit a huge amount of money when Elton croaks. If Elton were undeniably the kid's biological father (provable by DNA testing), no money-grubbing relatives could challenge estate provisions on paternity grounds.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:22 PM

So, gnu, you were his stunt man, or aka his stand in?

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:29 PM

I like to stand... me knees is bad, eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:53 PM

Whose! Whose! Whose!

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:01 PM

It's his own business, not that of the voyeurs here.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:07 PM

Thanks for defending my privacy, Q. I am a shy type.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:11 PM

As if it were the only question fans (or not) asked about the personal lives of a celebrity...gay or nay, Mr. Q :)

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:13 PM

Nice to hear that the old "gnu" glue gun still works.
A "tip" of the old playboy mag to you:)

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:17 PM

"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
- Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:22 PM

I can't throw anymore due to arthritis. But I can still toss.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:26 PM

It ain`t the sperm in this case. It`s the egg. I`m quite sure that Gnu didn`t supply the egg.


This is a most shameful thread. Was you guys wanking when the basic biology class was happening?

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:30 PM

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
- Batman Costume warning label

"The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman." - Rear Admiral James R. Hogg

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:34 PM

Well, 999. I guess that raises the question....who came first gnu or the egg?

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Jack Campin
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 07:06 PM

I thought they made Elton by cloning Liberace (except the technique and charm genes got lost in the process).

Couldn't they just repeat the procedure?

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 07:15 PM

I wish my brother George was here.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 07:27 PM

999... "Was you guys wanking when the basic biology class was happening?"

Well, duh? I was wanking before, during and after my high school days. I still would if the blood pressure pills didn't make poor winky a sad pup. Oh, I still walk the dog now and then... praise the internut.

Ya gotta read between the lines for the joke eh? Admitted, yes, it's PI, but I don't care when it comes to a joke.

Subject: RE: BS: Who's stuff was it?
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Dec 10 - 07:24 AM

There is nothing here debunking gnu's claim. If so, we can see he has not signed a confidential agreement. If he is papa gbu, did he get paid,or paid well? We will just have to see what accessories he buys for his new truck.



Gnu's case