Lyr Add: Drinks All Around (from Oscar Brand)

Subject: Lyr Add: DRINKS ALL AROUND (from Oscar Brand)
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 03:52 PM

Cant find this in either digitrad or much in google
First heard it around 1963 on a copied twin track tape recorder
Words changed a little to make it nealy PC
As http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGUSC8hezg

DRINKS ALL AROUND

Come on men drinks all around
we'll have a real good supper,
If a man goes out with another man's girl
he's a fool if he doesn't …

Send his kids to college ,
send 'em to good schools,
Before the learn their A B C
they're playing with their …

Teachers and their rabbits
who do what rabbits do,
You can sit for hours
just watching the buggers …..

Sitting in the rabbit hutch
sitting round their bowls,
Sniffing, yes sniffing
sniffing each other's …..

O stands for orange,
R stands for rice
F stands for something else,
it's naughty but it's nice,

I took my girl to the baseball game
just to watch the batter hit,
The first fly ball that came her way
hit right on the ….

Teachers can be lovely
playing on the grass,
If they kick their legs too high
you can see their lovely …..

Ask the dean to supper
with all his family,
If he won't come then tickle his bum
with a stalk of celery,

'Frisco is the place for me
sitting by the pool,
If you don't catch them with your line,
then catch them with your..

Dainty little finger
so slender and so slim,
I can get all five of them
inside my girlfriend's …

Pockets are so lovely
when walking thro the halls,
If you've got some holes in 'em
you can fumble with your ….

Money if you've got some,
if not get some more,
Then you can spend all of it
on some dirty little ….

Pedicure and manicure
to make you feel so smart,
Remember in the social world
it' rude to …..

Let a swear word pass your lips
or be caught in company humming,
Remember in the social world
it's nearly worse than …..

Biting your nails in public,
biting them all to cubes,
Remembering that waitresses
have very lovely ….

Titbits on their platters
you can buy or seize 'em,
Every time they pass you by
don't hesitate to …

Come and have drink with me
we'll end this song of mine ,
I had a date at half past eight
and now it's half past nine

Drinks all around!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around ASB Oscar Brand
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 04:06 PM

Drinks All Around As Sung by Oscar Brand ( Nearly)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around ASB Oscar Brand
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 04:24 PM

Or listen to Oscar Brand doing it here.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around ASB Oscar Brand
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 04:44 PM

Desert Dancer
Muchas Gracias for the link i have tried for years to get all the words (correctly) mine was from memory. A great site
Kenny B

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around ASB Oscar Brand
From: Mrrzy
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 04:46 PM

This reminds me of The Clean Song, also by Oscar Brand, which I think is in the trad and if not I'll make a blicky.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around ASB Oscar Brand
From: Mrrzy
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 04:50 PM

You can read them here: it's A clean song but I couldn't copy them to paste...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around ASB Oscar Brand
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 05:12 PM

Mrrzy: No matter; the lyrics to A CLEAN SONG that you found at LyricsBay.com were copied straight from our own DT right here.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around
From: and e
Date: 12 Jun 20 - 03:01 PM

COME ON CHAPS

Come on chaps, drinks all round
We've had a jolly good supper.
If a man goes out with the sergeant's wife,
He's foolish not to...

Ask the General out to tea and all his family.
If he can't come then tickle his bum with a stick of celery.

Hey!

Blackpool is the place for me,
a fishing from the rock.
I never use my fishing line,
I always use my...

Dainty little fingers,
so slender and so slim.
I can get all five of them,
inside my best girls...

Pockets are so usefull,
especialy at the stalls.
For when you're tired of what's on stage,
you can fumble with your...

Money if you've got some,
and if you had some luck.
And haven't gone and spent it all,
having a jolly good...

Turkish bath or manicure
to make you feel so smart.
Remembering in society,
to never let a...

Swearword pass your lips,
also refrain from humming.
For there are some society folks,
who think it's worse than...

Biting your nails in public,
a very loathsome trick.
And If you cannot suck those nails,
than why not suck the...

Sharp end of a pencil,
and chew it all to bits.
And therein lies the sweetshop girls,
very alluring...

Peppermints to sell,
you wait until you suck 'em.
And if you like the sweetshop girls,
don't hesitate to...

Come and have a drink with me,
this ends this song of mine.
I had a date at half past eight,
and now it's half past nine!

From the CD Come On Lads: Canteen Songs of World War II

Their primary source was Roy Palmer's 'What a Lovely War!'- British Soldiers' Songs from the Boer War to the Present Day although they had access to unpublished manuscripts

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around (from Oscar Brand)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 09:00 AM

AS BOYS WE WENT TO SCHOOL.
Tune: A life on the Ocean Wave

As boys we went to school, where the teacher taught us tricks,
Before she taught us our A.B.C., she taught us to play with our

Pretty uoung maidens they were, they lay on their backs,
They's take it in their hands, and lead it right up their

Auntie Mary had two rabbits, and one of them was a buck,
She put them in a cage together, and taught them how to

Fry the fish for tea, with a touch of sanity,
It helps you answer nature's call, and makes you want to

Peter went out in a boat, and the boat began to rock,
One of the crew fell overboard, and a shark swam away with his

Cock-a-doodle-doo, what's it to do with you,
Leave it alone, and play with your own, and paddle your own canoe.

I took my girl out fishing in a thing they called a punt,
The line got tangle rounder her legs, and the goot went up her

Country girls are nice, they teach you how to dance,
They cock their legs around your neck, and show they dirty

Ask Old Brown to tea; with all his family,
And if he won't come, we'll tickle his bum with a stick of holly tree.

September, 1945. Pg 31, Mess Hall Songs & Rhymes of the RAAF.


See online here: https://archive.org/details/1945messsongsandrhymesoftheraaf/page/31/mode/1up

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around (from Oscar Brand)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 12:17 PM

COME ON BOYS

Come on boys drinks all round, let's have a jolly good supper.
One man in bed with another man's wife is a fool if he doesn't
Send his boys to school, send his boys to school,
Before he's learnt his ABC he's playing with his tool.
Mrs. Murphy had two rabbits one of them a buck,
She put them in a rabbit hutch to see if they would
Rule Britannia two monkeys up a stick,
One put his finger where he should have put his
P stands for pudding, RI stands for rice
CU stands for something else it's naughty but it's
Blackpool is the place for me, there's fishing and there's rock,
I never use my fishing rod, I always use my
Pretty little finger so slender and so slim,
I can get all five of them inside my girlfriend's
Pockets are so useful when you're out of luck,
Do not spend your last three ha'pence on a damned good
Turkish bath and manicure to make yourself look smart,
When you're at the dinner table never let a
Swear word pass your lips please refrain from humming
Do not tell your best girl so even when you're
Coming to the Station yard to see the engines shunt,
A piece of steel flew off the wheel and hit her in the
Country Girls are pretty lying in the grass,
They kick their legs up over and show their dirty
Ask old Brown to supper, ask old Brown to tea,
If he doesn't come just tickle his bum with a stick of celery.
Cock a doodle doo, cock a doodle doo,
If he doesn't come just tickle his bum with a cock a doodle doo.

1968, Fleet Air Arm Songbook [Royal (UK) Navy Aviators]. This was compiled as a fundraiser for the organization using the songs and songbooks of WWII.


See online here: https://archive.org/details/1968thefleetairarmsongbook/page/44/mode/1up?q=Come

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around (from Oscar Brand)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 09:00 AM

AS BOYS WE WENT TO SCHOOL.
Tune: A life on the Ocean Wave

As boys we went to school, where the teacher taught us tricks,
Before she taught us our A.B.C., she taught us to play with our

Pretty uoung maidens they were, they lay on their backs,
They's take it in their hands, and lead it right up their

Auntie Mary had two rabbits, and one of them was a buck,
She put them in a cage together, and taught them how to

Fry the fish for tea, with a touch of sanity,
It helps you answer nature's call, and makes you want to

Peter went out in a boat, and the boat began to rock,
One of the crew fell overboard, and a shark swam away with his

Cock-a-doodle-doo, what's it to do with you,
Leave it alone, and play with your own, and paddle your own canoe.

I took my girl out fishing in a thing they called a punt,
The line got tangle rounder her legs, and the goot went up her

Country girls are nice, they teach you how to dance,
They cock their legs around your neck, and show they dirty

Ask Old Brown to tea; with all his family,
And if he won't come, we'll tickle his bum with a stick of holly tree.

September, 1945. Pg 31, Mess Hall Songs & Rhymes of the RAAF.


See online here: https://archive.org/details/1945messsongsandrhymesoftheraaf/page/31/mode/1up

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Drinks All Around (from Oscar Brand)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 12:17 PM

COME ON BOYS

Come on boys drinks all round, let's have a jolly good supper.
One man in bed with another man's wife is a fool if he doesn't
Send his boys to school, send his boys to school,
Before he's learnt his ABC he's playing with his tool.
Mrs. Murphy had two rabbits one of them a buck,
She put them in a rabbit hutch to see if they would
Rule Britannia two monkeys up a stick,
One put his finger where he should have put his
P stands for pudding, RI stands for rice
CU stands for something else it's naughty but it's
Blackpool is the place for me, there's fishing and there's rock,
I never use my fishing rod, I always use my
Pretty little finger so slender and so slim,
I can get all five of them inside my girlfriend's
Pockets are so useful when you're out of luck,
Do not spend your last three ha'pence on a damned good
Turkish bath and manicure to make yourself look smart,
When you're at the dinner table never let a
Swear word pass your lips please refrain from humming
Do not tell your best girl so even when you're
Coming to the Station yard to see the engines shunt,
A piece of steel flew off the wheel and hit her in the
Country Girls are pretty lying in the grass,
They kick their legs up over and show their dirty
Ask old Brown to supper, ask old Brown to tea,
If he doesn't come just tickle his bum with a stick of celery.
Cock a doodle doo, cock a doodle doo,
If he doesn't come just tickle his bum with a cock a doodle doo.

1968, Fleet Air Arm Songbook [Royal (UK) Navy Aviators]. This was compiled as a fundraiser for the organization using the songs and songbooks of WWII.


See online here: https://archive.org/details/1968thefleetairarmsongbook/page/44/mode/1up?q=Come