BS: Bobart's Pool Blues

Subject: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 01:57 PM

Hey Bobster
if we pee in your pool does it turn Blue?   I figured we better ask being how you are an old blues guy ... I guess it would be better than that republican red color ... whats the scoop there guy?

Do you have any of those water wing floating things for those who can't swim?

Iron City? served ?
chips?

so many questions ...

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 02:01 PM

That ain't the blues, Dan. That's the old army thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 02:07 PM

Hmmmmmmmmmm...ya know, I could get his pool water to turn blue if somebody peed in it...or red. Bobert crossing the Red Pee...I just have to contact my nephew the PhD in Chemistry student for a couple of things....

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 02:08 PM

"That's the old army thing." Ya mean a small arm?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 02:53 PM

LOL
well ya know Little Hawk was talking a while back about about peeing on your feet for foot fungus ... I wondered if it works for the whole body in a pool ... LOL

Ya know Bobster ya gotta qualify those invites ... never know what could happen ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 03:13 PM

That stuff they used to put in my coffee during training, has begun to work now

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 03:25 PM

Next time ya get it up, have it bronzed.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 03:44 PM

can't stop laughing ... good one Bruce ...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 04:16 PM

GNU
us yanks called it a short arm

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 05:44 PM

As opposed to a small arm or a yard arm.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 06:39 PM

My old boss used to call short staff meetings but I never went.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 07:38 PM

Here's the complete deal...

I built me a life guards chair/machine gun tower at one end of the pool...

Ya' pee in the pool you get the machine gun... Ya' try to drown ya' get the life guard... You do both, you drown...

(But how you goina' know the pee'ers, Boberdz...)

Sheet fire... I was life guard once and you can can see in their faces... It's like "Where's Elmo"... Life guards instinctively know who the the pee'ers are... Ask anyone who has ever been one...

Iron City Beer??? I donno what color Iron City Beer pee is...

(Yeah, right, Boberdz... Liar...)

Well, I don't... Seems that it hard to tell colors when yer out peein' out that fine Iron City in the back yard...

What else ya'll want to know???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 08:23 PM

LOL Bobster,
does the pool have them there chemicals and stuff in it or is it the fishin pond where you and P-vine do the skinny dippin ...

inquiring minds wanna know cause if ya pee in the fishin hole the current will sweep it away .. otherwise ya run the risk of having tie dyed swimming drawers .. especially since everyone knows Iron City has that effect on the bladder and stuff and well ya know they will after 10 or 12 of them being sucked down

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 09:36 PM

No, it's a 30,000 gallon real pool with all them chems and pumps and filters, skimmers, etc...

We are becoming poologists...

Polls are a pain but when it's part time an' you got a nice one, folks come...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 11 - 10:27 PM

Iffen it gits cold enuff, Bobert done got hisself a skatin' rink and all them Canucks kin come south fer hockey fightin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: Becca72
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 08:46 AM

I got this joke in an email today and it made me think of Bobert for some reason...

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door,
he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
a tractor'."

Subject: RE: BS: Bobart's Pool Blues
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 11 - 09:39 AM

Got up this mornin'
Fell flat on mah face.
Yeah I got up this mornin'
And fell flat on mah face.
Mah woman done left me
And tied mah shoelaces together.

Hopped out the door
Hopin' to find her
Yeah I hopped out the door
Hopin' to find her
Fell inta the pool
Cause she moved the house.

Tried ta swim ashore
But I couldn't do it
Yeah I tried to swim ta shore
But I couldn't do it
She'd tied me up good
And I done went an' drowned.