BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:35 PM

u r a prince!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:34 PM

Yer welcome. I try to give credit where credit is due.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:32 PM

THAT

"You PRICK! I will NEVER be able to listen to Tom again without thinking about what you said. You are an EVIL man JtS!!! "

is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:30 PM

Ain't no raccons in Newfoundland b'y. They wouldn't pay the fare fer the ferry eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:25 PM

don't encourage him Gnu, like my raccoon he will keep coming back

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:51 PM

You PRICK! I will NEVER be able to listen to Tom again without thinking about what you said. You are an EVIL man JtS!!! Hahahahahaha.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:36 PM

Dry turd matilda

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:27 PM

Oh my! That's baaaad!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:16 PM

LOL, yes and he does sound that way in all of his songs

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:13 PM

Any song is better when you imagine it being sung by Tom Waits squeezing out a dry turd.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:49 PM

don't encourage him GNU, he will ruin a whole bunch of songs I like LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)=
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:44 PM

It's even better if you imagine it being sung by Tom Waits squeezing out a dry turd.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:36 PM

JtS... BRILLIANT! I LOVE IT!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:26 PM

Ya got it running in my head over and over ... Gosh I hate this place .. LOL

Hey Maxwell's silver hammer!!
in all seriousness I got a big ass Dell raid server with a couple of terabytes of removable raid drives ya can have for the mudcat if ya need it. Just don't ask me to ship the thing. Got it from one of my clients it is about 4 years old. Lots of memory and lots of disk space.

just PM me, that is if ya didn't boot me yet

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:11 PM

"that is just mean"

That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:07 PM

Dang it Jack
now ya got that song running in my head all day long ... gosh .. that is just mean

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 02:58 PM

Jello Good Pie - The Egg Beatles

You say Jel, I say lo
You say Jel and I say lo, lo, lo
Oh, no
You say good pie and I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o

Calries high, Nutrition low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no
You say good pie and I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o

Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good pie
good pie, pie, pie, pie, pie

Oh, no
You say good pie and I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie I say Jell-o
Jell-o

Jaylo loves Jello
Jaylo loves Jello
Jaylo loves Jello in her belly button!
Jaylo loves Jello
Jaylo loves Jello

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Amergin
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 02:39 PM

I'm curious as to how they were able to fit Jello Biafra into your mailbox....

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 02:35 PM

Ahhh... Max, buddy... you are startin to Little Hawk on us... are you okay? Is the Beagle frothin at the mouth? Do youse both need a shot?

Not that ethereal postulations of the big pic(s) as it(they) relate(s) to our human condition(s) and perhaps our interaction(s) both in the real and spiritual worlds are any less valid because of... screw that... pass it along eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:55 PM

All threads lead to Jell-O!

Beware the Ides of Jell-O!

You have been warned!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:49 PM

oops posted to wrong thread sorry

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:43 PM

"Liberate the mind from the tyranny of the intellect without which the Ultimate Truth cannot be experienced ..."
                         Max

..and you know this how? *grin* I can cite 47 versions of "ultimate truth", all derived from 'liberation of the mind'. Linguistic metaphor is mighty powerful stuff!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:36 PM

And how do you know what your aunt Joni tastes like ? Ahhh never mind not going there

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:35 PM

Tam - eat hot dogs they are good for your tummy and your soul

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:33 PM

right wingers like Jell-o? Now you have put me off it. Thanks for that. Now what will I eat when the meds are troubling my tummy?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:56 PM

LOL the strange part I learned from Spaw, the amusing part is just my own warped sense of humor ... The bad spelling is just completely me .. fingers don't always keep up with my twisted brain ...

and it is fun to pick on Max, he deserves it ... He didn't boot me outta here so now he has to put up with me.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:31 PM

Now that's just sad.... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:30 PM

jack
that is the nicest thing anyone ever said to me

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:28 PM

od you are a profoundly strange and amusing man.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:21 PM

Dear Max
if you are watching me, I just want to say that I am happily married and I don't go that direction (not that there is anything wrong with it) but I am happy with my wife ... LOL

Donuel

Right wingers like Jell-o I just know it, it is part of their daily food.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 11:23 AM

This could become the next right wing attack.

Boehner said dealing with the white house is like dealing with jello.
Meant as an insult, jello could become the new extremist terrorism.


I just heard of a new jello product from China.
It is non dairy since it uses human collogen cells that multiplies once yeast is added. yum!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 10:27 AM

LOL I bet you are Max ...
but I suspect you are the culprit with the Jello yup

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:44 PM

The Cold play song was running through my brain from the minute i started reading your thread. I thought I would try to ear worm the rest of you.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Max
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:42 PM

I'm watching you...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:37 PM

yea but I got him to visit us in the basement again .. tee hee
thanks Max :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Max
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:25 PM

Liberate the mind from the tyranny of the intellect without which the Ultimate Truth cannot be experienced and one cannot really be at peace either with oneself or the rest of the universe. Infinite peace descends once that revelation comes and there is no scope left for conflict or confrontation... dude.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:21 PM

Call him whatever you want. Like water off a dog's back, unless that duck is a Spiegel Beagle. Beagle's don't do water. They don't like to duck it. They like to roll in manure and chase... anything... they just like to HOUND. Now, if yer weeny dogs were to call his beagle names, well, that would be a show. But, if ya call Max names, it's a no go. Max's feathers are down dude. Eider way, ya can't piss on Max. He's unpissable. Geeze... he has a beagle... do the math.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 09:56 PM

By the way Jack
that was great the cold play .,, very good

Now Max he is a cross dressing tally wacker ... Spaw I need help here
what else can I call him

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 08:06 PM

JOHN BOEHNER JUST SAID DEALING WITH the WHITE HOUSE IS LIKE DEALING WITH J E L L O

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:57 PM

Dan, it occurs to me you have an opportunity here. Think art desserts made from You-Know-What! Like this:

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:52 PM

And here I thought Max threw out all the riff raff .. well he missed a whole bunch ... hmmm come to think of it, he missed me also :-)

anyway gotta warm up for a song .. me me me me

OH if I had a hammer
there be no more threads on Jello ..

If I had a hammmer ... there be no jello lovers

If I had a hammer ... da da da da

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:52 PM

But what about to Dan, the evil doer? Whose very name you despise? Did you send it to him?
MWAHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAA

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: ranger1
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:35 PM

Mary always tries to blame me for things that she finds around her house. I got blamed for the tiny little nuns, for the penguins and probably for other things that I've now forgotten. I usually tell her when I've planted something. Glow-in-the-dark religious figurines, for example. I warned her that it was going to happen if I kept getting blamed for things I didn't do. There was also a rotting plywood bendover lady that I stuck in her backyard, too. Again, I didn't hide behind anonymity. I repeat, I have not sent Jello to my good friend Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:02 PM

"... it will also have Danish Dessert - a treat when I was a child served in a homemade pie crust with freshly whipped cream."

I wouldn't eat that if I were you, Dan. Sounds like it might be past the Best Before Date. Stick to Jello.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 06:50 PM

LOL, priceless

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 06:28 PM

Dan,
I do many terrible things and give many horrible gifts, but I do not lie. My buddy Kendall will back me up on that.
I swear to you - I have not yet mailed my donations of Jell-O.
And I do love my 1910 sugar bowl and creamer. It will grace my table forever.

PS
When a package does arrive from me, it will also have Danish Dessert - a treat when I was a child served in a homemade pie crust with freshly whipped cream.

Love,
SINS

I suspect Tami. She is too eager to put the blame on me. Or MacKenzie - headless Jell-O?
What about Max? I think the man doth protest too much...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:52 PM

Never, gnu. I send him songs and thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:50 PM

Yes, yes indeed. Getaway is coming. That always brings karma.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:48 PM

You didn't send him Jello by email?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:30 PM

Checked your email lately, Dan?