Subject: Lyr Add: MAYBE (SHE'LL WRITE ME...SHE'LL PHONE ME) From: Jim Dixon Date: 07 Sep 11 - 10:08 PM From the sheet music at Mississippi State University. (Click for a PDF.) MAYBE (SHE'LL WRITE ME, MAYBE SHE'LL 'PHONE ME) Words, Roy Turk. Music, Ted Snyder & Fred E. Ahlert New York: Waterson, Berlin & Snyder Co., ©1924. 1. I've got trouble, oh, what trouble! Something happened to me! Came home one day and I found My sweet one wasn't around. Haven't heard a single word about the cause of it all. That's why I'm full of the blues, Just waiting round for some news. CHORUS: Maybe she'll write me. Maybe she'll phone me. Maybe she'll radio. Went away Monday, here it is Sunday, just a long week ago. I don't know where she went or what made her go. One thing I know: I'm feelin' mighty worried. Maybe she's lonesome, all by her "ownsome," longin' for who-knows-what. Maybe she's sighin'. Maybe she's cryin'. Then again, maybe not. I don't care what she did or where she went or why she left, As long as she only hurries back home to me. 2. Always lonely, but I'm only Getting what I deserve. I should have known at the start Someday she'd ruin my heart. But I'm praying she is saying just what I'm saying now, For then she'll worry and cry, And change her mind by and by. CHORUS TWICE YouTube has 2 versions: Billy Jones & Ernest Hare. They stick pretty close to the sheet music, except that they change the pronouns as necessary to transform the song into a dialogue. Ian Whitcomb and Janet Klein They sing an additional chorus which I assume is their own composition. |
Subject: Lyr Add: SO I TOOK THE FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS From: Jim Dixon Date: 08 Sep 11 - 08:47 AM My transcription from the recording at YouTube: SO I TOOK THE FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS Words, Jack Meskill. Music, Albert Gumble. New York: Jerome H. Remick & Co., ©1923. As sung by Billy Jones & Ernest Hare (The Happiness Boys) VERSE 1: —Fifty thousand dollars surely is quite a lot. —Yes, I'll say it's a lot. Fifty more than you've got. —I told my rich uncle I could use it someday. —You ...(?) the old guy passed away. CHORUS 1: —So I took the fifty thousand dollars. I thought I'd have a good time with the roll. —So you took the fifty thousand dollars, And your good time was a dollar Ingersoll. —I wanted life insurance; the payments were not high. —Because you looked so healthy, they thought you'd never die. —So I took the fifty thousand dollars, And went and bought a cuckoo for the clock. CHORUS 2: So I took the fifty thousand dollars. I thought I'd take a trip to Montreal. —So you took the fifty thousand dollars, And didn't go to Montreal at all. —One day I met a lady so ...(?) —I posed her just one dollar, a kiss with you she'd share. —So I took the fifty thousand dollars. Oh, gee! Oh, gosh! Oh, golly! I'm in love! VERSE 2: There are many diff'rent ways ...(?) spending dough, —And I guess that you know Fifty thousand or so. —No doubt uncle left it just for some rainy day. —But you got rash with all that cash and let it drain away. CHORUS 3: —So I took the fifty thousand dollars. I thought that I'd buy something for my home. —So you took the fifty thousand dollars, And bought a brush to have a brush and comb. —My wife and I went shopping to buy a costly gem. —You jumped into a taxi, drove to the five and ten. —So I took the fifty thousand dollars, Then a hundred million others just like me. CHORUS 4: So we took the fifty thousand dollars. We thought that we would like to study Greek. So we took the fifty thousand dollars, And learned to sing "Bananas" in a week. —We told the phonograph company they'd have to raise our pay. —They admitted we worked better, and raised it right away. So we took the dollar and a quarter. We're better men than you are, Gunga Din. * I haven't seen the sheet music, but I think it's a safe bet that this recording sticks closer to it than Jones & Hare did. You can hear it at Robert's Old Schmaltz Archives: SO I TOOK THE FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS As sung by Robert Denning (M. J. O'Connell) on Edison Record 9262. VERSE 1: Fifty thousand dollars, gee, it is a whole lot. Though you've got it or not, Still it is a whole lot. I told my rich uncle I would use it someday, So just to be a pal to me, he went and passed away. CHORUS 1: So I took the fifty thousand dollars. I thought I'd make a big splash with that roll. So I took the fifty thousand dollars And bought myself a brand-new Ingersoll. I wanted life insurance; the payments were not high. Because I looked so healthy, they said I'd never die, So I took the fifty thousand dollars And went and bought myself a piece of cake. VERSE 2: There are many ways for you to spend all your dough, And I guess that I know Fifty thousand or so. No doubt Uncle left it just for some rainy day, But I got rash with all that cash and let it drain away. CHORUS 2: So I took the fifty thousand dollars. I thought I'd take a trip to Montreal. So I took the fifty thousand dollars, And didn't go to Montreal at all. I met a poor gold digger; her feet were almost bare. She said she needed shoesies; her toesies didn't care. So I took the fifty thousand dollars And went and bought a cuckoo for the clock. VERSE 3: There's a politician down in our neighborhood. He's done ev'ryone good, Ev'ryone that he could. Leads the life of Riley, has his own motorcar, But he feels bad because he's had to buy his own cigars. CHORUS 3: I took the fifty thousand dollars. It was a lot to spend on cigarettes. Yes, I took the fifty thousand dollars, But think of all coupons I could get. He said, "Get me elected; you may spend all your cash, But after I'm elected, I'll make sure you get hash." So I took the fifty thousand dollars And bought the subway just to get a seat. CHORUS 4: Yes, I took the fifty thousand dollars. I thought that I would like to study Greek. Yes, I took the fifty thousand dollars And learned to sing "Bananas" in a week. I went to buy an auto; you know it's quite the fad. The clerk showed me a pink one; it didn't look so bad, So I took the fifty thousand dollars And bought Detroit just to get a Ford. |
Subject: Lyr Add: THERE'S NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU (L W Gilbert) From: Jim Dixon Date: 08 Sep 11 - 11:12 AM You can see the sheet music at Mississippi State University. (Click for a PDF.) THERE'S NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU Words and music by L. Wolfe Gilbert New York: L. Wolfe Gilbert Music Corp., ©1924 1. You believe that I belong to somebody else. Teardrops they fill your eyes. You believe that I deceive; there's somebody else. You're wasting tears and sighs. Dearie, I'll always play fair. I'm telling you on the square: CHORUS: Honey, don't you worry, 'cause there's nobody else, Nobody else but you. Why should you be Jealous of me? Now I can see Why we disagree. Though we part, I cross my heart, there's nobody else. Honest, I'm faithful and true. I like to play And fool around with others. That's just my way, Like sisters do with brothers. Honey, don't you worry 'cause there's nobody else, Nobody else but you. 2. Nothing makes the heart grow cold like jealousy, dear. Won't you believe in me? We must trust each other whether absent or near. Then we would happy be. If I were telling you lies, You'd find it out in my eyes. CHORUS YouTube has these recordings: Bennie Krueger's Orchestra, with vocals by Billy Jones & Ernest Hare (uncredited). They sing only the chorus. The Melodist Four (instrumental) Vincent Lopez (instrumental) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs by The Happiness Boys/Jones & Hare From: Artful Codger Date: 08 Sep 11 - 11:04 PM A few more YouTube clips for Jones and Hare songs: With both: I Don't Want to Get Married: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vovVivYhn8o Oh, How I Love My Darling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5v7dZ8RzTQ Why Did I Kiss That Girl?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcHhard0a88 Billy Jones solo: Crosswords Between My Sweetie and Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDtXM6ac51A Honolulu Honey (comp. 1921?) (Charles Hart & Elliott Shaw): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVt6wV4PsHE (Crazy over) Horses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8EW3zQJjPs (thread: http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=140123#3219251) In the Old Town Hall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iu2CfSbdug (thread: http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=140123#3219345) Peggy O'Neil (1921): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmk4wMQdj2k When You and I Were Young Maggie Blues: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AG7xfexBls [According to Wikipedia, Jones also worked under these stage names: Harry Blake, Billy Clarke, Lester George, Duncan Jones, Reese Jones, John Kelley, Dennis O'Malley, William Rees, Victor Roberts, Billy West, William West, and Carlton Williams.] Ernest Hare solo: All By Meself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFIkBsq-Uc4 Down by the River (1923): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2dw-p-g9cY A New Kind of Man With a New Kind of Love, That's Me! (1924?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjaMl_Lkqzs No Wonder I'm Blue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEqzad7TlLg Old Pal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEqo5P_LbXA Satan, I'm Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ6jdPk22_0 And I goofed in my first post: The Hare recordings of "Hallelujah, I'm a Bum" and "The Bum Song" are of separate songs--both, I believe, written or at least heavily adapted by Haywire Mac McClintock. Above, my first link was to "The Bum Song", my "ditto" link to "Hallelujah". To the Mudelf who blickified my first post: Many thanks, but there's a reason I usually include the link targets as visible text in messages: so people can easily copy the URLs to their own files along with the other text. Otherwise, only the target description is copied, hidden URLs all get dropped, and it's a pain for people to try to locate to the active links again. In future, please retain any visible URLs as visible text. |
Subject: Lyr Add: THAT'S MY HAP-HAP-HAPPINESS From: Jim Dixon Date: 14 Sep 11 - 01:01 PM I found this recording with Spotify: THAT'S MY HAP-HAP-HAPPINESS Words by Howard Johnson and Charles Tobias, music by Al Sherman. [New York]: Irving Berlin, 1926. As sung by Billy Jones & Ernest Hare (The Happiness Boys) PATTER: —I have a little something I want to tell you, Bill. —Yes? VERSE: —Talk of happiness, real true happiness; do you know what it means? —Some people say it's wealth, While others say it's health. —But there's happiness, just one happiness, I've been longing to find. —Will you paint a picture, the kind you have in mind? CHORUS 1: —Think of just a little town When the evening sun goes down. That's my hap-hap-happiness. —Think of just a bungalow Where the morning glories grow. Is that your hap-hap-happiness? —Yes. —Don't hesitate or wait; just open the gate —And walk in with me. Look around and oh what a home-sweet-home you will see. —Think of someone if you can, Saying, "Da-da, here I am." —That's my hap-hap-happiness. PATTER: There, Bill, that's my idea of happiness. Now, what's yours? —Well I'll tell you: CHORUS 2: When Gene Tunney swings his hand And I hear his old glove land. —Is that your hap-hap-happiness? —And when springtime comes around, For a baseball game I'm bound. —Is that your hap-hap-happiness? —The umpire starts to shout "You're safe" and "You're out," That thrills me, I find, Even though the home team is one or two runs behind. When the bags are full, it's great, —And then Babe Ruth walks to the plate, —That's my hap-hap-happiness. PATTER: —That's very good, Bill, but you see, you're a bachelor, and don't get the real line on happiness. In other words, you don't know anything at all about home ties. —Well, if that's a home tie your wife gave you for Christmas, I don't want to know anything about 'em. —Well, listen. I'm going to give you my idea of home ties: CHORUS 3: Ev'ry meal I sit beside My sweet baby girl, my pride. —Is that your hap-hap-happiness? —Yes, she loves potatoes, the little dear. —She shoves them in your nose and your ear. —And that's my hap-hap-happiness. She's full of joy, and boy, —She breaks any toy her two eyes can see. —When we bought a new baby grand, —she broke ev'ry key. —When she breaks things, I'm not sore. —You go out and buy her more. —And that's my hap-hap-happiness. CHORUS 4: —We two boys without a care Entertain you folks out there. That's our hap-hap-happiness. Just to know the things we do Make us feel we're pleasing you, That's our hap-hap-happiness. —Each one beneath the sun should know that he's done His share while he's here, —Spreading all around him a little sunshine and cheer. —If we failed, at least we've tried, But if you feel satisfied, That's our hap-hap-happiness. |
Subject: Lyr Add: PARDON ME WHILE I LAUGH From: Jim Dixon Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:11 PM Also transcribed from Spotify. Don't take the number of "ha"s too literally. PARDON ME (WHILE I LAUGH) Words by Arthur Terker and Jules Von Tilzer; Music by Billy Heagney. As sung by Billy Jones & Ernest Hare (The Happiness Boys) , 1925. VERSE 1: We're going to sing a song to you; it's not a song of love. There's not a word that speaks of mush and none 'bout stars above. We've had enough of songs like that; I'm sure you will agree. So here's the thing we're going to sing; it's foolish as can be: CHORUS 1: A chorus girl hates anyone to ask her out to dine. Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon me—ha-ha-ha!—while I laugh. A Scotsman is the first one who will buy a glass of wine. Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon me—ha-ha-ha!—while I laugh. The chauffeurs and the traffic cops, they get along so fine, And all the chauffeurs think the coppers really are divine. The coppers throw them kisses when they pass before it's time. Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon us while we laugh. CHORUS 2: The alcohol sold nowadays is for external use. Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon me—ha-ha-ha!—while I laugh. The fat girls should eat candy; it's the best way to reduce. Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon me—ha-ha-ha!—while I laugh. The first child of a married couple brings them great delight, But when they want to get some sleep, it cries with all its might. Then hubby says, "You stay in bed; I'll walk with him all night." Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon us while we laugh. PATTER: It's a silly song, Ernie. It is crazy, isn't it? VERSE 2: In ev'ry song you've ever heard, there's been a second verse. We've tried to write one for this thing, but it got worse and worse. We worked on it all summer, through the winter, spring, and fall, And then we said, "We will not write a second verse at all." CHORUS 3: Today the girls all love to sit at home each night and sew. Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon me—ha-ha-ha!—while I laugh. They never ride in taxis and they hate to see a show. Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon me—ha-ha-ha!—while I laugh. A fellow and his wife went out to have a dance or two. He flirted with the flappers, as the fellows often do. The wifie said, "You dance with her; I'll wait till you get through." Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon us while we laugh. CHORUS 4: You know, Bill, I wanted to tell you about Phil Ohman. Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon me—ha-ha-ha!—while I laugh. Sure! I was gonna tell you about Harry Reser. Ha-ha-ha!—You know they are?—Ha-ha-ha!—Yes.—Ha-ha-ha!—Twins? Ha-ha-ha!—They play piano and banjo?—Ha-ha-ha!—Oh yes! Ha-ha-ha!—Pardon us—Ha-ha-ha!—while we laugh. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs of The Happiness Boys/Jones & Hare From: Artful Codger Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:29 PM Chester Gaylord singing "That's My Hap-Hap-Happiness": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcNZcmed7X0 |
Subject: Lyr Add: MY CUTEY'S DUE AT TWO-TO-TWO TO-DAY From: Jim Dixon Date: 14 Sep 11 - 06:59 PM You can see the sheet music at the Indiana Historical Society web site. (Click for a PDF.) Jones & Hare's recording can be heard on Spotify. MY CUTEY'S DUE AT TWO-TO-TWO TO-DAY Words and music by Leo Robin, Albert Von Tilzer, and Irving Bibo. New York: Bibo, Bloedon, & Lang, ©1926. I. Lyrics as given in the sheet music: VERSE 1. Hey there, taxi, do your stuff. I can't get there fast enough. Take me to that train from way out west. I'm just jumping in my shoes 'Cause there ain't no time to lose. Got a date, one-fifty-eight, with the one that I love best. CHORUS 1: My cutey's due at two-to-two. She's coming through on a big choo-choo. She's been away for months, But I haven't cheated once. Stayed home nights, didn't dance, Wasn't taking any chance, Didn't flirt, and though it hurt, I just couldn't do my cutey dirt. My days were blue, my nights were black, But I just knew that she'd come back, For I love her and she loves me and say, Don't think there ain't no Santa Claus. I know darn well there is because My cutey's due at two-to-two today. VERSE 2. No one knows how glad I am Since I got that telegram, Sweeter than a message from above. Seems just like a century Since she's been away from me, But you bet I'm gonna get what I've kept on dreaming of. CHORUS 2: My cutey's due at two-to-two. She's coming through on a big choo-choo. She's been away for months, But I haven't cheated once. She's very short, five foot two. She's got bowlegs, cross-eyed too, A girl you wouldn't think much of, But oh, by gosh, how she can love. My days were blue; my nights were black, But I just knew that she'd come back, For I love her and she loves me and say, And when I feel her lips on mine, I won't let go 'til half past nine. My cutey's due at two-to-two today. Tonight I'll disconnect my phone, Because I want to be alone. My cutey's due at two-to-two today. II. Lyrics as sung by Billy Jones & Ernest Hare (The Happiness Boys): VERSE 1: —Listen, Ernie, I feel gay. —Why, you're excited, I must say. —I'm gonna meet that train from way out west. —Way out west? —Uh-huh. —Well, what's the big idea, old boy, Of this nervous, sniffin' joy? —I got a date, one fifty-eight, with the one that I love best. CHORUS 1: —I know; your cutey's due at two-to-two. —She's comin' through on a big choo-choo. —She's been away for months, —And I haven't cheated once. —You stayed home nights. —I didn't dance. —You wasn't takin' any chance. —I didn't flirt. —Well, I bet that hurt. —I just couldn't do my cutey dirt. —Your days were blue. —My nights were black. —But soon you'll have your cutey back. —'Cause I love her and she loves me, and, say, —And when you press her lips divine, —I won't let go till half-past nine. —My cutey's due at two-to-two today. VERSE 2: —No one knows how glad I am. —Well, I saw that telegram. —And it was like a message from above. —Well, I bet you never sleep a wink. Nights you lie awake and think. —But you bet I'll soon forget, when I meet and greet my love. CHORUS 2: —Your cutey's due at two-to-two. —She's comin' through on a big choo-choo. —You're surely feeling fine. —You know this gal of mine. —She's kind o' short, —About five-foot-two. —She's got bowlegs and cross-eyed too, A girl I wouldn't think much of. —But oh, my gosh, how she can love! —Your days were blue. —My nights were black. —Don't cry; you soon will have her back. —I love her and she loves me, and, say, —Tonight you'll disconnect your phone, —Because I want to be alone. —My cutey's due at two-to-two today. CHORUS 3: —My days were blue; my nights were black, But I just knew that she'd come back, For I love her and she loves me, and, say, —Don't think there ain't no Santa Claus. —I know darn well there is because —My cutey's due at two-to-two today. My cutey's due at two-to-two today. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs of The Happiness Boys/Jones & Hare From: Artful Codger Date: 14 Sep 11 - 08:35 PM My Cutie's Due... The Clevelanders (1926): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWZwIX-zshk Piccadilly Revels Band (1928): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvP2WNL2Ilc And catch this one for some fancy hoofin': Ondřej Havelka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bui1NgxEqJQ How can your feet sit still? |
Subject: RE: It Don't Do Nothing But Rain From: Artful Codger Date: 01 Jul 14 - 02:15 AM A catchy down-country rendition of "It Don't Do Nothing But Rain" by Lew Childre: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laGENW6Vobs This should help fill some gaps in the lyric transcription above. For comparison, here's the version by Jones & Hare, singing under the names Billy West and Bob Thomas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ULFQad1t8 I also see on YouTube a version by Harry Hudson's Melody Men. |
Subject: Lyr Add: LAST NIGHT ON THE BACK PORCH From: Jim Dixon Date: 02 Jul 14 - 12:01 AM From the sheet music at the Maine Music Box: LAST NIGHT ON THE BACK PORCH Words and music by Lew Brown and Carl Schraubstader, ©1923. 1. There's a girl I'm wild about. Ev'ry time I take her out, I hug her; I squeeze her; I tease her so; And we always can be found Where there's no one else around. Do we cuddle? Do we pet? You ain't heard nothin' yet! Chorus 1: I love her in the morning and I love her at night. I love her; yes, I love her when the stars are shining bright. I love her in the springtime and I love her in the fall, But last night on the back porch I loved her best of all. 2. Ev'ry time that she's alone, When I call her on the phone, I hurry; I scurry; I worry so. I'm afraid that I might see Someone there in place of me. If I lost her, what a blow! I love her. Oh! Oh! Oh! Chorus 2a: I love her in the morning and I love her at night. The first time that I met her it was true love at first sight. I love her in the springtime and I love her in the fall, But last night in the parlor I loved her best of all. Chorus 2b: I loved her in a Packard and a Locomobile. I loved her in a Buick while she held onto the wheel. I loved her in a flivver and we ran into a wall, But last night in a taxi I loved her best of all. Chorus 3: I loved her in a rainstorm and I loved her in snow. I loved her in a blizzard when zero was below. I loved her in the sunshine underneath her parasol, But last night with some moonshine I loved her best of all. Chorus 4: From Monday until Sunday, oh, I sure am some sheik. I love her; yes, I love her ev'ry day that's in the week. Though seven days of heaven ain't enough, I won't get sore, 'Cause next year when it's leap year, I'll love her one day more. Chorus 5: I loved her at breakfast and I loved her at tea. I loved her; yes, I loved her when she took her lunch with me. I loved her after supper when I paid her folks a call, But last night in between time, I loved her best of all. Chorus 6: I loved her in a sailboat and a big birch canoe. I loved her on a tugboat and an ocean liner too. I loved her in a schooner and I loved her in a yawl, But last night in a rowboat I loved her best of all. Chorus 7: I loved her in the classroom in Latin and Greek. I loved her in Italian; that's a language she can't speak. I loved her on the campus and in the dining hall, But last night at the junior prom I loved her best of all. Chorus 8: [spoken patter] Oh, I love-a Marianna when she play da grand piana. She's-a push-a; she's-a pump-a wid her feet. Got a kiss like taste-a fine-a, joost-a like Italian wine-a. She's-a nice-a; she's-a fat-a; she's-a sweet. Oh, she call-a me her papa; when she hug-a, she no stop-a. Got-a eyes-a so-a big-a, no-a small, But last night she get-a colic when she eat-a lot of garlic, [Sung:] And I love her best of all. YouTube has recordings by these artists (and more): Alma Cogan (1959) Andrews Sisters The Carolinians (vocal by Billy Jones) Paul Whiteman's Orchestra Green Bros. Novelty Band Savoy Havana Band, 1924 University Sextette, 1923 Varsity Eight/California Ramblers The Happiness Boys The Shannon Quartet, 1923 Pee Wee King & His Golden West Cowboys Teresa Brewer, 1960 Carl Fenton's Orchestra, 1923 Pete Wendling (on a piano roll) |
Subject: Lyr Add: LAST NIGHT ON THE BACK PORCH From: Jim Dixon Date: 03 Jul 14 - 12:38 AM My transcription from the recording at YouTube. This song illustrates how adept Jones & Hare were at turning a song that had been written for one singer into a dialogue-duet. LAST NIGHT ON THE BACK PORCH (I LOVED HER BEST OF ALL) As sung by Billy Jones & Ernest Hare, (Okeh 4948-B, recorded 8/23/23) [SPOKEN:][EH:] Hey, Bill, did I ever tell you this? [BJ:] No. What is it? [SUNG:][EH:] There's the girl I'm wild about. [BJ:] Gee, I'm glad I found it out. [EH:] I'm crazy. [BJ:] You're crazy, without a doubt. [EH:] I'm just wild about her eyes. [BJ:] I bet she's wild about your lies. [EH:] Well she's my honey; she's my pet. [BJ:] But y'ain't met nothin' yet. [EH:] I love her in the morning. [BJ:] Do you love her at night? [EH:] I love her; yes, I love her when the stars are shining bright. [BJ:] Please tell me: do you love her in the springtime and the fall? [EH:] Uh-huh, but last night on the back porch I loved her best of all. [EH:] Ev'ry time that she's alone— [BJ:] Do you call her on the phone? [EH:] Uh-huh. I hurry. [BJ:] You worry; you worry so. [EH:] I'm afraid that I might see Someone there in place of me. [BJ:] If you lost her, what woe! [EH:] I love her, oh, oh, oh! [EH:] I love her in the morning. [BJ:] Do you love her at night? [EH:] The first time that I met her, it was true love at first sight. [BJ:] Please tell me: do you love her in the springtime and the fall? [EH:] Uh-huh, but last night in the parlor, I loved her best of all. [SPOKEN][EH:] Ah, Bill, she's a lovely girl. [BJ:] I should say so, Ernest. Those eyes! [EH:] Uh-huh! [BJ:] Those nose! [EH:] Yes, yes, Bill. [BJ:] Those lips! [EH:] Yes, yes. [BJ:] Those hair! [EH:] Yes, yes, and those teeth, Bill, they are beautiful. [BJ:] Yes, the both of them! On the back porch— [EH:] Nevertheless, Bill— [SUNG][BOTH:] I love her in the morning and I love her at night. I love her; yes, I love her when the stars are shining bright. I love her in the springtime and I love her in the fall, But last night on the back porch, I loved her best of all. |
Subject: Lyr Add: YOU CAN'T WALK BACK FROM AN AEROPLANE From: Jim Dixon Date: 03 Jul 14 - 07:35 AM From the sheet music at The National Library of Australia: YOU CAN'T WALK BACK FROM AN AEROPLANE (SO WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS GONNA DO?) Words and music by Irving Bibo and William B. Friedlander, ©1927. 1. [GIRL:] When a maiden seeks romance, There are times she takes a chance, Even though her boyfriend loves her truly. I've had my experience, Therefore as a consequence, I know boys are bound to get unruly. Walking back from auto rides, I'll say I've had my share, But soon the boys will take us out a-riding through the air— CHORUS: And you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are we girls gonna do? When all these future Lucky Lindys want some squeezin', A girl who has good sense will have to listen to reason, For there's air, air ev'rywhere, And not a drop to walk on; it's true. Oh, what a time the married men will have, I declare! Their wives won't have a chance to have them watched way up there, And you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are we girls gonna do? 2. [BOY:] Boys, we've had it mighty tough. Girls have fooled us long enough, And we've let them go on and deceive us. They want food and then besides, They want nice long auto rides, But just try and kiss them and they leave us. After they get all they want, they walk home; they don't care, But, girls, we soon will take you out a-riding through the air— CHORUS: And you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? Now just suppose he takes you flying o'er some ocean. If he suggests a kiss, you'll have to second the motion, For there's air, air ev'rywhere, And not a drop to walk on; it's true. Why, even boys who never in their whole lives were rude Are bound to be affected by the high altitude, And you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? A lot of girls will scream: "You stop or out I will go," But if he doesn't stop, she'll stay when she looks below, 'Cause you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? |
Subject: Lyr Add: YOU CAN'T WALK BACK FROM AN AEROPLANE From: Jim Dixon Date: 03 Jul 14 - 08:17 AM My transcription from the recording at YouTube: YOU CAN'T WALK BACK FROM AN AEROPLANE (SO WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS GONNA DO?) As sung by Billy Jones and Ernest Hare (The Happiness Boys) on Columbia 1141-D, recorded Sept. 28, 1927. 1. Bill, we've had it mighty tough. Girls have fooled us long enough, And we've let 'em go on and deceive us. (They sure have fooled us!) They want food and then besides, They want nice long auto rides, But try and kiss 'em and they up and leave us. After they get all they want, they walk home; they don't care, But, girls, we soon will take you out a-riding through the air— CHORUS 1: And you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? When all those future Lucky Lindys want some squeezin', A girl who has good sense will have to listen to reason, For there's air, air ev'rywhere, And not a drop to walk on; it's true. Gee, what a time the married men will have, I declare! Their wives won't have a chance to have them watched way up there, And you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? 2. Girlies, take this good advice. Think it over once or twice. Keep it in your mind and don't forget it. (It's good advice, girls.) Now, start today and just prepare For your joy-ride through the air. If you don't, you surely will regret it. Now, when you're miles high in the sky, the fellows are the kings, So if you want to be sweet angels, start in growing wings— CHORUS 2: For you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? For as you climb up to the sky, you'll have to start in spooning. Oh, me, oh, my! He'll make you sigh for real honeymooning, For there's air, air ev'rywhere, And not a drop to walk on; it's true; And if a girl should fear that anything might go wrong, For safety's sake, you'd better take a preacher along, For you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? CHORUS 3: And you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? When he begins to loop-the-loop and starts to do a glider, There's not a single girl who'll have a conscience to guide her, For there's air (air), air (air) ev'rywhere, And not a drop to walk on; it's true. I know some girls will scream: "You stop, or out I will go!" But if he doesn't stop, she'll stay when she looks below, And you can't walk back from an aeroplane, So what are you girls gonna do? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs of The Happiness Boys/Jones & Hare From: GUEST Date: 17 Oct 15 - 04:03 PM It's Sunkist kisses the sun, as in the citrus brand. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs of The Happiness Boys/Jones & Hare From: JennieG Date: 13 Jul 18 - 09:33 PM Thanks for the lyrics to "On my ukulele", Jim.....I think my ukulele group needs this song, cheesy though it is! |
Subject: Lyr Add: OH! EVA (AIN'T YOU COMING OUT TO-NIGHT?) From: Jim Dixon Date: 15 Jul 18 - 01:31 PM I started by copying the following lyrics, which are said to come from the sheet music, from a scholarly website called Uncle Tom's Cabin and American Culture, where there is collected all sorts of material referencing "Uncle Tom's Cabin." However, except for the spoken prologue, apparently invented by Jones and Hare, I doubt there is any connection between the Eva of the song and Little Eva, the character in the novel. Then I compared that text to the singing of Jones and Hare, found at the Internet Archive. I transcribed the spoken part, and described other differences in footnotes. I also followed my own preferences regarding spelling, punctuation and formatting. OH! EVA (AIN'T YOU COMING OUT TO-NIGHT?) Words by Grant Clarke & Edgar Leslie, music by Harry Warren, ©1924 As recorded by the Happiness Boys (Billy Jones & Ernest Hare) SPOKEN PATTER: —Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen. We are presenting this afternoon the famous Uncle Tom's Cabin Troupe. Step closer and I'll introduce to you the leading characters in the play. First, let me present Simon Legree, the famous villain. —Throw him a bone! —This, ladies and gentlemen, is Liza. She crosses the ice. —She looks like a cold proposition. —Let me introduce to you now the celebrated Uncle Tom. Who in this intelligent audience does not know Uncle Tom? —Why, he played cornet in the parade this mornin'! —Last but not least, ladies and gentlemen, let me draw your attention to Little Eva. Little Eva! —Yes, she's little, and a little wrinkled, too. —Get ready now, and while you are buying your tickets, the Happiness Boys will sing the latest popular song, "Oh! Eva." VERSE 1: Eva was a garden rose, 'Way down where the Swanee flows, And a half a dozen beaux Loved this pretty maid. Eva's uncle would get sore, Chase the boys from the door, But when he would sleep and snore, They would serenade. CHORUS 1: Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! Ain't yer comin' out tonight? Better pack your things and flap your wings, a bride all dressed in white. Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! There's a honeymoon in sight. In a one-horse shay, we'll drive away from Uncle Tom tonight. Bow wow! Bow wow! Those bloodhounds want to bite. If they want meat, they'll have to eat Uncle Tom tonight. VERSE 2: Chickens know the chorus now. So does ev'ry village cow. Farmers while they rake and plow Croon it soft and low. Someone heard the kitchen cat Teaching it to a rat. It's been heard in ev'ry flat On the radio. CHORUS 2: Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! I have loved you all my life, And I'd call on you each night or two, but I can't dodge my wife. Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! She is built just like a sack. Both her teeth are lost, her eyes are crossed, and tears roll down her back. Ding dong! Ding dong! I hear you married twice, So take the air 'cause I don't care for shopworn merchandise. CHORUS 3: Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! If you want to eat tonight, There's some oats nearby to satisfy your horse's appetite. Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! I'll be thirsty by and by, And at twelve o'clock I'll take the rock from Uncle Tommy's rye. Tee hee! Tee hee! Ain't I the silly chap? When I tell jokes to lady folks, they roll right off my lap.[1] CHORUS 4: Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! Won't you slip on something, dear? If we must elope, slip on some soap and slide down on your ear. Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! We must steal away in peace. If you have no bags, just pack your rags in Uncle Tom's valise.[2] Bing bang! Bing bang! Those shots were meant to kill. When bullets fly, I run them by just like they're standing still. CHORUS 5: Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! In a little two-room shack, You supply the grub; I'll steal a tub so you can wash my back. Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! Get a few Virginia hams. When you're leaving there, bring me a pair of Uncle Tom's pajams. Jingle! Jingle! I'm broke most of the time. When Tom's at rest, feel in his vest and throw me down a dime.[1] CHORUS 6: Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! There's a married gal next door, And the story goes she hung out clothes upon the night before. Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! Now her husband's grievin' hard, 'Cause today he found his wife's nightgown in Uncle Tom's backyard. Bip bop! Bip bop! There was an awful fight! That guy hit him with so much vim that Uncle Tom turned white.[1] 1. Jones and Hare omit choruses 3, 5, and 6. 2. In verse 4, Jones and Hare substitute these lines for lines 3 and 4: Oh, Eva! Oh, Eva! Won't you let me hold you tight? I love those eyes, I love those nose, but I hate those appetite. |
Subject: Lyr Add: SMILE A LITTLE BIT From: Jim Dixon Date: 16 Jul 18 - 01:17 PM My transcription from the recording at The Internet Archive: SMILE A LITTLE BIT Words by Moe Schenck; music by Bob Morton & Peggy Shelvin, ©1925. As recorded by the Happiness Boys (Billy Jones & Ernest Hare) VERSE 1: —Tell me: why are you feeling blue today, pal? —Ev'rything I do just seems to go wrong. Wish you do have something to make me gay, pal. —Well, I do; just you keep on singing this song: CHORUS 1: Smile away; don't be blue. —Well, that's easier to say than do. —Just smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile. —Well, suppose you are blue. Tell me, Ernie, just what you would do. —I'd smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile. (Go ahead and smile.) —I believe you're sincere when you try to make me smile. —If a friend doesn't cheer, then he isn't worth your while. —I've been wrong all the day. —Greater men than you have been that way, So smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile. SPOKEN: Say, Bill, speaking of smiles, do you remember the other day when we were introduced to the president? Did you notice how he smiled at me? —Yes, Ernest; when I first saw you, I pretty nearly went into hysterics. VERSE 2: —Smiling is the best thing for blues and trouble. —I've been told that smiles would chase them away. —After rain, the sunshine is always brighter. —Doctors say a smile makes the heart feel lighter. CHORUS 2: —Smile away. —Smile away. —Yes, and all your cares will fade away. Just smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile. You'll lose blues. —Troubles, too. —Yes, and ev'rything I say is true. Just smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile. —If in doubt, you'll find out that a smile will pull you through. —Well, you're down but not out; smile and be as good as new. No delay! —I'll start today. —Follow my advice and learn to say: "Smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile." CHORUS 3: Smile away like a duck(?). If your wife is always at the cluck(?), Just smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile. —If she buys clothes from France While you're wearing patches on your trousers,* Smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile. —If she phones all her friends to come up and have a spread, And she hands your cigars out to Billy, Jack, and Fred, And the next day you find you can't even buy a loaf of bread, Just smile a little bit; smile a little bit; smile. A catalog entry from a library that holds the sheet music gave these lines: First Line of Song: Smiling is the best thing to do when lonesome. First Line of Chorus: Smile away, ev'ry day, and you'll find your cares will fade away. These lines don't occur in the Happiness Boys' recording, but they do fit the meter, so I assume they simply omitted or changed this verse and chorus. * Trousers: a joking substitute for the expected word "pants" (rhymes with "France") suggesting "pants" would have been considered vulgar. |
Subject: Lyr Add: WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE EYES? From: Jim Dixon Date: 16 Jul 18 - 03:39 PM Lyrics below transcribed from the sheet music, which is viewable at the website of York University. You can compare it with the recording by The Happiness Boys at The Internet Archive. WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE EYES? Words and music by Walter Donaldson, ©1926. VERSE 1. Who's that baby that I see All dolled up like a Christmas tree? Who's that, what's that, coming down my way? What's her name? Bet it's Rose, 'Cause she's sweet as the rose that grows. I'd like to go right up to her and say: CHORUS 1: Where'd you get those eyes? Where'd you get those lips? Where'd you get those dimples, honey? Where'd you get that smile so sunny? Those chin, those nose, those rosy cheeks! I'm gone, been gone, for weeks and weeks. How'd you grow so sweet? How'd you grow so nice? Where'd you get that new blue bonnet With the doo-wack-a-doo-doos on it? Please make me happy and put me wise: Where'd you get those great big eyes? VERSE 2. I've been watching carefully. You're the one that appeals to me. Maybe someday I'll appeal to you. Seems I've lost my appetite. I just can't sleep a wink at night, So please don't keep me guessing like you do. CHORUS 2: Where'd you get those eyes? Where'd you get those lips? Where'd you get those what's-this, honey, Makes me feel so, oh, so funny? Don't eat, can't eat, can't sleep at night. Those charms, those arms, that hold me tight! Where'd you learn to hug? Where'd you learn to kiss? Ev'ry time you kiss me, sister, On my lips, I find a blister. You've got me dizzy; I'm hypnotized. Where'd you get those great big eyes? [Jones and Hare stick pretty close to the lyrics in the sheet music, but they change a few pronouns: "I/me" changes to "we/us." In some cases, lines that were addressed to the woman turn into a dialog between the two singers about the woman; thus "you" changes to "she" or "her" and "I/me" changes to "you." |
Subject: Lyr Add: I WOULD RATHER BE ALONE IN THE SOUTH From: Jim Dixon Date: 03 Aug 18 - 08:39 PM Lyrics below are taken from the sheet music, which can be seen at York University.
You can hear the Happiness Boys (Jones and Hare) sing this song at the Internet Archive. As usual, they make a few small changes in the lyrics so that it works as a dialog, and they add some patter, which I have not notated. |
Subject: Lyr Add: I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED (I'M HAVING.. From: Jim Dixon Date: 03 Aug 18 - 11:37 PM I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED (I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN) Words and music by Myrtle Boland, James A Brennan, & William Jerome, ©1924. I. Lyrics from the sheet music at Indiana Historical Society: 1. I passed a church today when I heard the strains of Lohengrin, And so I wandered in While the wedding bells were ringing, Choir singing. Then when all was still I could hear them when they said: "I do." That happy pair Standing there Just thrilled me through and through. CHORUS 1: But I don't want to get married; I'm having too much fun. I don't want to be bothered with any certain one. Why let them get serious? I know how it would end. I'd only get a husband, but I'd lose a darn good friend. First he's telling the world you're the light of his young life, But you know well that light's gone out when he says: "Meet the wife." Now married men are nice; that's true, But not the one you're married to. I don't want to get married; I'm having too much fun. 2. Last night I made a call on a married couple that I know. They're wed five years or so, But I've never seen them scrappy. They seem happy With their kiddies playing around, it was a real love-nest. Now surely this Must be bliss. I really was impressed. CHORUS 2: But I don't want to get married; I'm having too much fun. I don't want to be bothered with any certain one. What's the use of battling with a husband ev'ry night? Say, I can join the army any time I want to fight. I have plenty of boyfriends; I love them all the same. To marry one and leave the rest would be an awful shame. So I'll stay single for their sake And give them all an even break. I don't want to get married; I'm having too much fun. II. As recorded by Billy Murray and Ed Smalle, 1925. I have used a dash to indicate a change of speaker. SPOKEN: Say, Bill: I was thinking of you this morning. — Yes? Well, what turned your thoughts my way, Eddie? — Well, I passed a church today when I heard that good old wedding song. — Another poor sap gone wrong! That sweet refrain means ball and chain. — But I got a thrill, and I think, Bill, that's just the life for you. — I'm not a dunce; I tired it once; I'll tell the world I am through. CHORUS 1: I don't want to get married; I'm having too much fun. I don't want to be bothered with any single one. — Oh, come on, Bill; be serious; 'twould be better in the end. — No, I'd only get a wife and then I'd lose a darn good friend. — Now you have plenty of girlfriends; don't you like 'em? – Sure, I do. — Then why not marry one? — Well, what would the other forty do? I'll stay single for their sake And give them all an even break. — Oh, you don't want to get married? – No, I'm having too much fun. SPOKEN: — No kidding, Bill: do you really know why people get married? — Well, most of the time a woman marries a man just to get even, But if I need a loudspeaker, I'll buy one. — You know that nine marriages out of ten are only accidents. — Well, take it from me: I've seen some terrible accidents. — Yes, but say for instance you get sick. Oh, boy! That's when a wife is wonderful. Why, half the time you don't need a doctor. — You're right; no doctor can take the heart out of you like a woman can. — Well, in spite of your kidding, I still think that marriage is a wonderful thing. You know, I can't forget that little scene this morning. Just picture, Bill— Here comes the bride, The groom by her side. — Look at the poor sap; it looks as though he were trying to hide. — Ah, she looks so happy there at the altar rail! — Of course she's happy; she's landed him; from now on, he's in jail. Gee, whiz, I'm glad I'm free! No wedding bells for — CHORUS 2: I don't want to get married; I'm having too much fun. — So you hate girls? – No, I like 'em, but I like a lot, not one. What's the use of battling with friend wifey every night? Why, I can join the army any time I want to fight. — You're wrong; some folks get along nicely; why, I know a man and wife Who've only had one argument in all their married life. — Yes, that started when they first met, And gosh! It isn't finished yet. I don't want to get married; I'm having too much fun. III. As sung by the Happiness Boys (Jones and Hare) We don't want to get married; we're having too much fun. We just couldn't be bothered with any certain one. What's the use of battling with friend wifey ev'ry night? Say, we can join the army any time we want to fight. We have plenty of girlfriends; we love them all it's true, But if we marry one, what would the other forty do? So we'll stay single for their sake And give them all an even break. We don't want to get married; we're having too much fun. |
Subject: Lyr Add: MAMMA LOVES PAPA, PAPA LOVES MAMMA From: Jim Dixon Date: 04 Aug 18 - 06:31 PM From the sheet music at University of Maine: MAMMA LOVES PAPA; PAPA LOVES MAMMA Words and music by Cliff Friend and Abel Baer, ©1923. 1. Oh me, oh my, what a life I lead now! Nothing to do but love. That's all I'm thinking of. Ding-dong, sweet song! Glad I took that little vow. Married? Yes! I'll confess It's a "wow" and how! CHORUS 1: 'Cause Mamma loves Papa; Papa loves Mamma. Ev'rything's dandy, sweet as can be. Nothing to hurry, nothing to worry me. I'm so contented. There's a good reason, mighty good reason: Mamma lies squeezin'; Papa does too. Nothing can break us; nothing can make us blue. We've got a bungalow and, oh, what a time we have! Such wonderful bliss! Spooning, crooning, sweet honeymooning, and the secret is this: People like us, we never do fuss We've always got something better to do, 'Cause Mamma loves Papa; Papa loves Mamma too. 2. Sunday, Monday, ev'ry day we make love. That's all we do; what's more, That's all we're looking for. Happy, happy, that's the word that made us one. Rain or shine, All the time, Gee, but we have fun! CHORUS 2: 'Cause Mamma loves Papa; Papa loves Mamma. Ev'rything's dandy, sweet as can be. Nothing to hurry, nothing to worry me. I'm so contented. There's a good reason, mighty good reason: Mamma lies squeezin'; Papa does too. Nothing can break us; nothing can make us blue. I'm here to say that ev'ry day is a gay one filled with wonderful bliss. Here's good news: I'm through with the blues. It's true; the secret is this: Mamma says "yes" and Papa says "yes" And people who "yes" are happy, I guess, 'Cause Mamma loves Papa, Papa loves Mamma too. * * * The Happiness Boys (Jones and Hare) recorded this song, but the sound quality of the recording at YouTube is so poor I would have a tough time transcribing it. It seems they have altered the lyrics quite a bit, compared to the sheet music. |
Subject: Lyr Add: OH! HOW I LOVE MY DARLING (Leslie/Woods) From: Jim Dixon Date: 05 Aug 18 - 10:56 AM OH! HOW I LOVE MY DARLING Words, Edgar Leslie; music, Harry Woods. ©1924. VERSE 1. I heard a crowd at the Cake Eater's Ball Talk of the high cost of loving. One fellow said: "My expenses are small. I never spend money when I'm with my honey." CHORUS 1: I kiss her once. I kiss her twice. Oh, how I love my darling! I stop and then I start again. That satisfies my darling. We go out dancing and she ruins my feet, But when she whispers: "Dear, supposin' we eat?" I'm right on deck. She pays the check.* Oh, how I love my darling! CHORUS 2: I kiss her once. I kiss her twice. Oh, how I love my darling! In her coupé 'Most ev'ry day I ride beside my darling. She goes out speeding and I can't make her stop, But ever since the night she knocked down a cop, I'm out on bail. She's still in jail. Oh, how I love my darling! VERSE 2. Christmas means presents, and some fellows hide When girlies hang up their stockings. I told my sweetie that Santy Claus died. She cried for two hours, wanted to send flowers. CHORUS 3: I kiss her once. I kiss her twice. Oh, how I love my darling! I light her pa's Big fat cigars, Then blow smoke at my darling. She's very heavy and she heard her friends state That horseback riding would reduce her in weight. She took one ride. The poor horse died. Oh, how I love my darling! CHORUS 4: I kiss her once. I kiss her twice. Oh, how I love my darling! Her money shows Down in her hose, That's why I love my darling. I needed ten and went to her for a touch. I looked and found she didn't have quite that much. She gave me four, Owes me six more. Oh, how I love my darling! * * * SOURCES: Chorus 1 was recorded by Carl Fenton and His Orchestra. Jones and Hare are said to be among the vocalists on this recording, but the arrangement is not in their characteristic style. The first 3 lines of each verse can be seen in a sample page of sheet music for sale at eBay. Chorus 2 can be heard in a recording by The Ambassadors. It also has this couplet which seems to be part of a chorus: She has a form and figure that's so divine, But the most helpful in putting it all together was this video of a piano roll by Pete Wendling. It has lyrics printed along the right margin, although they are hard to read. * British vocalists substitute this couplet: "I say we will./She pays the bill." |
Subject: Lyr Add: ALL SHE'D SAY WAS "UMH HUM" From: Jim Dixon Date: 07 Aug 18 - 10:14 PM Lyrics from the sheet music at Mississippi State University: ALL SHE'D SAY WAS "UMH HUM" "Van and Shenck's terrific hit in the fourteenth edition of Ziegfeld Follies" Words and music by King Zany, Mac Emery, [Gus] Van and [Joe] Shenck; ©1920. 1. I never cared for birds or flowers or buzzing of the bees Until today, until today. I never cared for movie stars or lovesick melodies Until today, until today. I met someone who Thrilled me through and through. I'll confess I met my Waterloo. CHORUS 1: Like a sweet cooin' dove, I'm just bubbling with love, Umh-hum, umh-hum. For my sweet baby girl Sets my brain in a whirl, Umh-hum, umh-hum. Oh, her beautiful eyes And her wonderful smile Have me hypnotized. Oh, she's driving me wild. When I patted her hand, Why, she thought it was grand, Umh-hum, umh-hum. Then I started to sing 'Bout a cute wedding ring, Umh-hum, umh-hum. I told her of my dream about a bungalow. I felt myself a-slippin' when she said: "Let's go." I just fainted away When I heard her say: "Umh-hum, umh-hum." 2. I always loved my home and swore that I would never roam, Until today, until today. And ev'ry night at eight o'clock, my mother tucked me in my cot To stay, until today. Mister Cupid's dart Pierced my lonely heart. Single life and I just had to part. CHORUS 2: Oh, I'm all out of breath. I'm just tickled to death, Umh-hum, umh-hum. For today is the day That I took her away, Umh-hum, umh-hum. As we walked down the aisle, It was just like a dream. She was chuck full of smiles When I called her my queen. Oh, the parson was grand When he joined hand in hand, Umh-hum, umh-hum. Ev'rything that he said, She just nodded her head: "Umh-hum, umh-hum." We started on our honeymoon just side by side. I pressed her little hand and then I softly sighed: "Are you sleepy, my dear?" Then she cuddled up near: "Umh-hum, umh-hum." You can hear Jones & Hare's recording at the Internet Archive. They stick pretty close to the lyrics given above, but the part in italics is omitted and replaced with a short instrumental break. |
Subject: Lyr Add: EDDIE LEONARD BLUES (V & E Stanton) From: Jim Dixon Date: 09 Aug 18 - 08:51 PM From the sheet music at Mississippi State University: EDDIE LEONARD BLUES Words and music by Val and Ernie Stanton, ©1922. 1. I am haunted by a tune Warbled by a ragtime coon. Ev'ry time I hear it, I am simply wild the whole day long. In his satins, he's so neat! Lawdy, how he shakes his feet! Although I love to see him dance, I'd rather hear him sing a song Just like that— CHORUS: Ida, oh, lovin' Ida, won't you sing it again, sing it again? Ida, please play that haunting refrain, wonderful strain. When you sing those roly-boly eyes, That's when you begin to tantalize. Sweetness, sweetness, oh boy, that's paradise! Eddie, you are beloved as a minstrel man, best in the land. You sing those songs like nobody can, for you understand, I'm tired of hearing songs about the pale moonshine, Songs of dear old Dixieland and mammy mine, So sing me Ida, I've got the Eddie Leonard blues. 2. All the songs we learned to play, Sang them while they had their day, But like winter, spring and fall, they pass along without regret. There's one tune that seems to cling, Enticing folks to dance and sing, A melody that's come to stay and sway, I'll say the one best bet, That's dear old— CHORUS You can hear Jones & Hare sing this song at the The Internet Archive. They sing only the first verse and chorus, and interpolate a bit of "Ida, sweet as apple cider." Eddie Leonard was a white vaudevillian performer and songwriter who frequently performed in blackface. Some of his songs were:
I Want to Go Back to the Land of Cotton |
Subject: Lyr Add: HAPPY-GO-LUCKY DAYS (Wilson/Brennan) From: Jim Dixon Date: 16 Aug 18 - 11:32 AM Lyrics from the sheet music at York University: HAPPY-GO-LUCKY DAYS Words and music by Al Wilson and James A. Brennan, ©1925. VERSE: Sometimes it seems to me The scheme of things is wrong. What's the use of growing up and then Just to wish you were a kid again? And if I had my way, take this tip from me: All our troubles would burst like bubbles. A kid I'd always be. CHORUS: Back in those happy-go-lucky days, Down by the old swimmin' pool, Happy-go-lucky days When we used to go to school, Remember how you'd wave your hand. The teacher'd say "stand". When she'd ask you to spell "C-A-T spells dog," you'd stand right up and yell: "Hey!" Then you'd have reading, too. You knew ev'ry word And a lot of other words that the teacher never heard. Ev'ry question in school that teacher asked, you always knew, 'Cause the smartest kid in school had the desk in front of you. I'd love to live always In those happy-go-lucky days. PATTER: At the birthday parties, gee, the games were rough! We played "puss in the corner," and "blind man's bluff." They hit me in the puss, and I'm telling you That I laid in the corner for an hour or two. "Chewing the string" was a game I couldn't miss. Ev'ry boy and girl that played was sure to get a kiss. When it came my turn to play, I didn't get a thing, 'Cause I got excited and swallowed the string. Then they said that ev'ry kid in the place Should see who could make the funniest face. They gave me the prize and I began to bawl, Because I hadn't been playing at all. [To the tune of the last 4 lines of the chorus:] How they grabbed for the cake! Nobody waited like they should, But the seven pieces I got all tasted mighty good. I'd love to live always In those happy-go-lucky days. * * * The Internet Archive has recordings by 1. The Duncan Sisters, whose picture appears on the above sheet music. 2. Jones and Hare—who didn't use the name "Happiness Boys" this time. |
Subject: Lyr Add: I LIKE IT (Irving Berlin) From: Jim Dixon Date: 17 Aug 18 - 07:33 PM Lyrics from the sheet music at Baylor University: I LIKE IT Words and music by Irving Berlin, ©1921. 1. Mary Greene, seventeen, Mother's only child— Mother's cross just because Mary's running wild— Sits and spoons afternoons with the boy next door. Mother cries: "You mustn't do it" and Mary starts to roar: CHORUS: I'm gonna do it if I like it, and I like it. I'll let him hold me, though you scold me when I'm through. I hate to make Mother and Dad so terribly mad, But there are times when it's good to be bad. I'm gonna hold hands if I like it, and I like it. A little squeezing is so pleasing when you're blue, And since the boy next door first realized I'd let him kiss me, well you'll be surprised. I'm gonna do it if I like it, and I do. 2. Mary's beau worries so, more and more each day. Mary flirts, and it hurts more than he can say. She enjoys vamping boys with her roguish eyes. When her beau says: "Please don't do it," she looks at him and cries: CHORUS * * * The Internet Archive has recordings by: Marion Harris, 1920—but her recording has the title I'M GONNA DO IT IF I LIKE IT. Billy Jones and Ernest Hare, 1921—but they sing almost entirely different lyrics than the above. See below. All Star Trio and Their Orchestra, 1921—an instrumental medley with ALL BY MYSELF. |
Subject: Lyr Add: I LIKE IT (Irving Berlin/Jones & Hare) From: Jim Dixon Date: 18 Aug 18 - 06:18 PM You can hear this recording at the Internet Archive: I LIKE IT Irving Berlin As recorded by Billy Jones and Ernest Hare, 1921. [BJ:] Say, Willie, how's your girl? [EH:] Who? You mean Pearl? [BJ:] Yeah. [EH:] Not so good at all. [BJ:] What's wrong? [EH:] Why, she's buying' things, Some diamond rings. [BJ:] Well, she deserves a call. [EH:] I'll say so, but she don't care. She's bobbed her hair. [BJ:] I'll bet you almost cried. [EH:] Yes. [BJ:] Why don't you ask her please to stop? [EH:] I did, and she replied. [BJ:] What did she say? [EH:] "I'm gonna do it if I like it," [Both:] and she likes it. She took the eyebrow(?) But she's a highbrow(?), Now, that's true. She wears her skirt terribly short. [BJ:] Well, you bought her the cloth. [EH:] I know I did, Ernie, but she didn't use every yard that I bought. [Both:] And so she does it cause she likes it; she shouldn't like it. [BJ:] She'll catch a cold. [EH:] It isn't pleasing to hear her sneezing All day through. Katchoo! Katchoo! [Both:] I knew a girl that sneezed too just that way. I told her that, but all she had to say: "I will do it if I like it, and I do." [BJ:] You know, uh, you're a scream. [EH:] Why? [BJ:] Now, what I mean Is to let a girl command. [EH:] Well, that may be so, But you don't know That love is oh so grand. [BJ:] Ha-ha! Why, you're just a rube. [EH:] Who? I'm no boob. I called her yesterday. [BJ:] Great! Now that's the stuff. [EH:] And I threw some bluff. [BJ:] What did she have to say? [Both:] "I'm gonna do it if I like it, and I like it." Why, we'll just tell her That we'll compel her To obey. But she just ... a chance. [BJ:] She has you in a trance, And when you're wed, I'll bet that she will be wearing the trousers. [EH:] But she can do it, Ernest, if she likes it. [BJ:] Ah, but you don't like it. [EH:] Who said I don't? [Both:] When we're in love how we forgive all ... we trust; We lap it up. A-ha, a-ha! We are slaves to girls, and here's the proof: If they should ask us to jump off the roof, We're gonna do it if we like it, and we do. I guess a lot of you who've heard this song Will say it's awful; you may not be wrong, But we just sing it 'cause we like it, and we do, do, do, do, doodle-oodle-oo. Now wouldn't you? |
Subject: Lyr Add: LALAWANA LULLABY (A White/R Stark) From: Jim Dixon Date: 28 Aug 18 - 03:27 PM LALAWANA LULLABY Words by Allen White, music by Robert Stark, ©1921. Lyrics from the sheet music found at Baylor University: VERSE: When the twilight began to fade, To his maiden an Indian played. From his lute wild notes ascended to the summer sky. Soon the maiden beside him came. Lalawana he called her name. On the evening breeze he blended soft a lullaby. CHORUS: The sun is glowing beyond the west. The day has gone to rest. Lalawana, close your eyes. Now the evening star Sends its beam afar To the little fire flies. Dusky shadows come a-falling And cover us two. Dreamy slumber land is calling To me and to you. We’ll linger here in a leafy nook Beside the silv’ry brook, Singing drowsily along While the whippoorwill From the distant hill Sends to us its plaintive song. Let slumber bring to you Its happy dream; I’ll watch with loving eye While I hold you and sing to you My Lalawana lullaby. * * * The Internet Archive has recordings by: Billy Jones and Ernest Hare, 1921. They perform this “straight” (not for laughs). Vernon Dalhart and Ernest Hare, 1921. Charles Hart and Elliott Shaw, 1922. YouTube has a recording by (Nathan) Glantz and His Orchestra, 1922. The Imperial Marimba Band (instrumental only, 1922) Various discographies say there were also recordings by: Ferrera and Franchini, 1922. There is an older song called ON LALAWANA’S SHORE (“South Sea Island Love Song”) (1904). |
Subject: Lyr Add: LITTLE PAL OF LONG AGO From: Jim Dixon Date: 29 Aug 18 - 02:52 PM LITTLE PAL OF LONG AGO Words by Walter Hirsch & Claude Sacre; music by Harold Dixon, ©1922. Lyrics from the sheet music found at UCLA: 1. When shadows at twilight are falling And birds to their mates softly coo, The night winds are whisp’ring: “I’m lonesome,” And then I am dreaming of you. CHORUS: For I’ll never find another Little pal of long ago. You remind me of my mother. She’s the dearest pal I know. I recall ‘twas in September That you said you loved me so. You forget, but I remember, Little pal of long ago. 2. The moonlight and shadows are blending With bright silver starlight above. On each gentle breeze I am sending A token, sweetheart, of my love. CHORUS * * * The Internet Archive has recordings by: Billy Jones and Ernest Hare, 1923. Henry Burr, 1924. The Library of Congress has a recording by: Lewis James, 1923. Discographies indicate that another recording exists by: Robert Bruce, 1922. |
Subject: Lyr Add: OPERATIC SYNCOPATION From: Jim Dixon Date: 29 Aug 18 - 08:47 PM This was a hard one to transcribe (note a couple of gaps), and I had only this one recording to go by, at the Internet Archive: OPERATIC SYNCOPATION Words and music by [John C?] Egan, [Alfred C?] Harriman As recorded by Ernest Hare & Billy Jones, 1922. I was sleeping one night at the opera And I dreamt that the melodies That made the old masters famous Were written in raggy keys, So now with your kind permission, We will throw upon the screen Of your minds a little song To show you what we mean: Let’s take a little bit of William Tell, A pretty thing that’s hard to sing And it always gets applause if you really do it well. Just take one bar of that evening song. I love that melody. Oh, how it sings to me! Just listen: Oh, how I love a big opera band! (Y’ ought to hear it.) One that plays classical music grand. (Don’t be near it.) Gives me a feeling I can’t understand. It goes to my brain; I’m near insane When I hear that sweet refrain. Come on and hear the pretty little melodies of all the old composers. Come on; let’s go it’s only...(?); besides, we’ll see some showses. So—Oh, I don’t want to go!—Oh, yes!—Oh, no; I said I wouldn’t go! —But I think you’d better go.—No! Everybody loves to hear a good song, instead of ragtime. Everybody loves to hear grand opera ...(?) Maybe you’ll go To see that big show. Oh, don’t say no. —All right, I’ll go. Then we’ll forth go To see that great big opera show, And you’ll all know That it is some big swell affair. Don’t stare(?) We’ll all be there. |
Subject: Lyr Add: ASK ME ANOTHER (De Sylva/Brown/Henderson) From: Jim Dixon Date: 11 Sep 18 - 10:04 PM You can hear this song at the Internet Archive. ASK ME ANOTHER Words and music by B.G. De Sylva, Lew Brown and Ray Henderson, ©1927. As recorded by Billy Jones & Ernest Hare (The Happiness Boys), 1927. [Spoken dialog:] —Ernest, I’d like to ask you a question. —Well, go right ahead, Bill. —What is the difference between a red onion and a white onion? —Well, now, I don’t know. —You don’t know? —No. —(laughs) You don’t know your onions! (laughs). —Ask me another, Bill. —I will. —And listen to me. You know... [Singing dialog:] There’s a book of questions that’s quite a fad today. —“Ask Me Another,” Ernie. That’s what you’re going to say. —I’d like to ask some questions, Bill; it may be quite a task. —I’ll bet I know the answers, so go ahead and ask. —Well, who discovered Washington in 1492? —Why, the Pennsylvania Railroad. Ask me another! —Well, in the war of 1812, just what did Pershing do? —Eighteen holes. Now, ask me another! —What famous song begins with “’Neath the spreading chestnut tree”? —Why, that was just “The Nut Song” from “Pimento by the Sea.” —Well, which of us is crazy? Is it you or is it me? —You. Ask me another, but don’t get personal. [Spoken dialog:] —Well, now, I’ll try not, William. —Yes, please. [Singing dialog:] —You know, first the crossword puzzle was driving people mad. —“Ask Me Another” will soon be just as bad. —Just get a book of questions; most anyone can play. —Though no one knows the answers, just ask them anyway. —Well, what is square and round on top and has another shape? —That’s easy. My Ford car. Ask me another! —Well, who invented noodle soup, and how did he escape? —Macaroni. Now, ask me another! —Now, why do single fellows always lead a double life? —Why, after they are married, why, the peas roll off their knife. —Did Sherman say that war was his(?)?—No, no! That was his wife. —Yeah?—Ask me another!—All right; I’ll get you yet. [Singing together, in harmony:] Who wrote “Madame Butterfly” and did she get his note? Four out of five. Ask us another! What barber wrote that ballad: “Cut Yourself a Piece of Throat”?[*] The Barber of Seville; ask us another! Now, where was Andrew Volstead born and can you tell me why? Why, out in the Sahara where the weather’s always dry. Our answers are all perfect so we lay us down and die. That’s all there is folks; there isn’t any more. * a reference to another Jones & Hare song: "Cut Yourself a Piece of Cake." |
Subject: Lyr Add: SHE KNOWS HER ONIONS (Yellen/Ager/Pollack From: Jim Dixon Date: 07 Feb 19 - 12:42 PM The lyrics below are from the sheet music at Baylor University. (There is another copy at York University.) Compare these with the version sung by the Happiness Boys, posted above. SHE KNOWS HER ONIONS Words and music by Jack Yellen, Milton Ager, and Lew Pollack, ©1926. 1. “Just been down to New York town,” said Hezekiah Green. “Betcha can’t guess who I ran into on the avenue. You know Sal, the Perkins gal who was the village queen? Boys, I’m here to tell The gal’s done mighty well.” CHORUS: She’s got this and she’s got that. She knows her onions. A Packard car and ten-room flat. She knows her onions. She’s just a farmer’s daughter brought up in Ioway, But father never taught her the things she knows today. She knows her Spanish onions. She knows her baby talk. She hasn’t any bunions. She don’t get out and walk. (Ah!) She’s got mink and sable fur. She’s the blonde that men prefer, Just a gal who knows her onions. 2. Well, by gum, they called her dumb back in the village school. They said she was thick In geography and arithmetic. You should see her jewelry; you’d know that she’s no fool, Knows a thing or two Her teacher never knew. CHORUS: She’s got diamonds in her ears. She knows her onions. You ought to see her lavalieres. She knows her onions. This simple country maiden from fields of new-mown hay, You should see her paradin’ along the gay white way. She stays out after ‘leven Right in the city whirl, ‘Cause she believes that heaven Protects the working girl. (Ah!) She knows when and where to go, When to “yes” and when to “no.” She’s a gal who knows her onions. |
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