Kendall's New Book

Subject: BS: KENDALL'S NEW BOOK
From: kendall
Date: 05 Dec 11 - 08:34 PM

Don't know where this belongs; it's not music or BS.

Anyway, it looks like I have a publisher for the new book. I sent her the manuscript and she thinks it is very funny. She also likes the old one. By the way, I still have some of the old ones for $10.00 including postage. (In the USA)

Subject: RE: BS: My new book
From: gnu
Date: 05 Dec 11 - 08:36 PM

Go oh! I am fisrt on the list for an autograhed copy.

Subject: RE: BS: My new book
From: Janie
Date: 05 Dec 11 - 09:43 PM

I want one! (and look forward to seeing you later in the week!)

Subject: RE: BS: My new book
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 11 - 10:20 PM

I'll even pay you for one.

Subject: RE: BS: KENDALL'S NEW BOOK
From: kendall
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 08:20 AM

You're all heart!

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: EBarnacle
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 02:57 PM

Tell more! Remind us of title, etc.

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: kendall
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 04:14 PM

I haven't settled on a title yet, it is still in the first draft stage. Maybe I'll have another contest for a catchy title such as the one Severn won with the DVD "A Salt with intent".

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: gnu
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 04:48 PM

AHEM! I believe there were TWO winners?

How soon they forget! I don't mind being a runner up but I was a runner up that provided the second half of the title. I have a copy of the CD to prove it. Runner up +?

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 05:36 PM

Janie,

Can to dip into PayPal $$$ and get me one...

And I want it signed!!!

B~

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 07:15 PM

gnu, I didn't realize you had a repeat history of co-winning CD title contests. : )
                  
Has anyone else besides Severn 'n' me co-won a CD title contest with gnu?

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: kendall
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 07:22 PM

Right you are Gnu! Didn't mean to dis you old buddy.
The full title is "A Salt with intent, Mirth and music from the Maine Coast. Perfect title.

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 07:37 PM

So is this going to be something really good like about how you were sodomized by that llama or just some more boring-ass, long, and dragged out stories from the ass end of nowhere?


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: GUEST,Klump
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 07:38 PM

Hiya Kendall, can we read it on Kindle ?

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: kendall
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 07:39 PM

It has nothing to do with Ohio.

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: gnu
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 08:07 PM

Llama? Ain't no wild llamas in Maine. Lots a black bears. If it involves a black bear, I expect a CD from the wilds of Maine, if the bear can write a tune after the trauma. Especially if the bear was anywhere near a rockpile.

Inside joke... don't ask. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: kendall
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 09:22 PM

Klump, I hope not.

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: GUEST,Klump
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 10:17 PM

"Reading by Kendall-light"

"Is it bad for your eyes to read by Kendall-light"

"Reading a Kindle by Kendall-light"

"Kendall Lite.."

Subject: RE: BS: My new book (Kendall)
From: bbc
Date: 06 Dec 11 - 10:23 PM

Sounds great, Kendall. Hope to see a copy of this in the future. Good for you!

Barbara

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 11:54 AM

You need to keep it straight Kendall. Ohio is Bumpkinland. A book from here would be named "Report from Bumpkinland" whereas Maine is the ass end of nowhere. So you need some decent material.   If not the llama then how about your surgery? Not the heart or throat stuff.....nobody gives a tiny turd about that stuff. Now if you would do a write up on how they installed the hydraulics in your willie, THAT would sell books. No pictures though.............they'd have to zoom in so much that the detail would be lost.................


Spaw

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: kendall
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 02:47 PM

Spaw, go piss up a rope...if you can find your willie.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 03:10 PM

Now now boys - ease back or I'll have to knock your heads together!

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 01:28 PM

What heads would those be Jacko?


Spaw

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: kendall
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 07:40 PM

I chose to ignore that opening you son of a window dresser.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: skarpi
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 01:43 AM

Kendall , do they come in Icelandic as well ??

;Þ

kv Skarpi

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: Irene M
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 03:48 PM

"You son of a window dresser".
Kendall, where do you get 'em?

Yes, I have had a look at the other thread and hope you are keeping OK.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: kendall
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 07:48 PM

Son of a window dresser, from John Cleese in Monty Python and the holy grail.

Skarpi, I'll be lucky to get it published in English, but I don't think you will have any trouble reading it. There are no words that will make you go for the dictionary.

I wish my Icelandic was as good as your English!


I can't get a sit down with the publisher until January or February, so it could be a while before it hits the shelves.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 09:28 PM

On the plus side Skarpi, I think the publisher has agreed to to put out an English translation from Kendall's native Mainese.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Dec 11 - 04:10 AM

That's right Spaw - I'll be doing the translation - into Norf London dialect.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: kendall
Date: 10 Dec 11 - 08:40 AM

Yool do nuffin of the sort.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: Big Mick
Date: 10 Dec 11 - 10:50 AM

I am imagining a bumpkin with his head in Ohio and his ass end in Maine, and I live in Michigan so that makes us ........... Wait ......... Shit ....... Please tell me he is standing on his head ........ nevermind ....... anyone seen the jello tub??

Mick

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: kendall
Date: 10 Dec 11 - 12:46 PM

Why me, Lord?

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: bbc
Date: 10 Dec 11 - 05:24 PM

Just that lucky, Kendall! LOL

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Dec 11 - 05:29 PM

Hey - I ain't seen the old one yet! What chance of a copy? Paid for of course.

I hope the new one has nothing about caravans in Yorkshire,pissing rain, Mogans Spiced rum and Gnomes who's concerina fingers fail whan aforesaid spiced rum is applied.

Good luck with it anywat, mate. Or is that Mr Mate?

DtG

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: kendall
Date: 11 Dec 11 - 08:26 PM

Dave, I just sold out and ordered more. I should think $12.00 would cover postage and all.

By the way, I still have your little torch that somehow got into my bag at that festival.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: kendall
Date: 12 Dec 11 - 07:57 AM

I have other fond memories as well. :-)

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: gnu
Date: 12 Dec 11 - 04:53 PM

Yer carryin a torch for Dave?

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: kendall
Date: 12 Dec 11 - 05:51 PM

Not even close.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Dec 11 - 07:58 PM

No gnu, the other fond memories he has are of an English llama and a night on the edge of a cliff in the moonlight.........


Spaw

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: gnu
Date: 12 Dec 11 - 08:25 PM

Buttons? And I am not naming llamas.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Dec 11 - 11:08 PM

Bad news, gn-ze... The llamas have agreed to talk... You might want to call a lawyer...

Or, hey, a publicist...

B;~)

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 13 Dec 11 - 02:04 PM

There is a surge in sales of my old book, had to order another batch.

Dave, I'll need a mailing address.

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: DougR
Date: 13 Dec 11 - 04:28 PM

Any sexy parts in this one, Kendall?
DougR

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 11 - 04:35 PM

What kinda parts are you interested in, Doug?

Subject: RE: Kendall's New Book
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 11 - 04:36 PM

Oops... sorry... that IS personal.