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Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Don Firth Date: 14 Jan 12 - 02:04 AM Not a neo-definition, but. . . . Mary had a little car;Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Genie Date: 13 Jan 12 - 05:13 PM Good one, Kat! (Tally-ho!) How about: horehound - (n.) vice squad canine used for sniffing out prositution rings or (v.) to pursue or harrass a street walker hoary - (adj.) of, resembling, or characteristic of a sex trade worker |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jan 12 - 02:51 PM Neoprene - a cock with new feathers Tally-ho - a pimp's count of prostitutes (in American slang, not a nice, one I know!) Steamroller - water-filled curling iron Mesquite - definitely a jumble |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Genie Date: 13 Jan 12 - 01:16 PM lampoon: (n., Amer. slang) - what lonely cowboys get from young ewes Asterisk: (n.) - hazard of allergic reaction to small blue flowers insulate: (adj.) - having stayed out so long |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Nigel Parsons Date: 13 Jan 12 - 12:46 PM "Crack of Dawn": Tony Orlando's plaything |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Nigel Parsons Date: 13 Jan 12 - 11:37 AM Inscrutable: No, not what you thought, it's 'fitted furniture' |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: MGM·Lion Date: 13 Jan 12 - 11:34 AM impregnable — on the pill |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Amos Date: 13 Jan 12 - 10:08 AM Unbearable--1. practiced in the use of contraceptives. 2. Willy-nilly conjugate. |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: MGM·Lion Date: 13 Jan 12 - 10:03 AM inconceivable -- wearing a condom |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Genie Date: 12 Jan 12 - 03:28 PM Figured someone might catch that unintended but duly noted double-entendre, Nigel. How about: ineffable: wearing a chastity belt |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Bill D Date: 12 Jan 12 - 11:46 AM redoubtable- "Not credible no matter how often it's explained." |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: MGM·Lion Date: 12 Jan 12 - 05:58 AM Tant pis, tant mieux Auntie is much happier since she went to make a phone call. |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Nigel Parsons Date: 12 Jan 12 - 03:22 AM destitute -- that is, in fact, the farting sound* *That one took me a few seconds, but it cracked me up. Leading to: Crack me up: Handstand! |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Genie Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:48 PM Well, Happy, that Game of Uxbridge Dictionary does overlap with the "Neo-Definitions" thing, but it includes neologisms (many not used in common parlance) as well. I do like these especially, though: Contempt - Persuade an ex-prisoner to do one more job Hypnotherapy = condition of inability to relieve pelvic joint pain via PT or OT Mushroom - indoor arena for training dog sled teams Finance - splendid insects Yankee Clipper - Brooklyn rabbi Indicate - adj. - smitten with Ms. Winslett locomotive - basis for insanity defense at trial And, from Mousethief: destitute -- that is, in fact, the farting sound* *That one took me a few seconds, but it cracked me up. |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:46 PM LOL...I love the gargoyle one, but it could also be "a slimy mouthwash." |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Genie Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:31 PM How about: polygon: what happened after she put the kettle on |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Genie Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:30 PM Good one, Don. ; ) |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Don Firth Date: 11 Jan 12 - 01:58 PM 20. Politics - many blood-sucking insects. Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Mr Happy Date: 11 Jan 12 - 04:47 AM Plus all these: thread.cfm?threadid=127202#2841802 |
Subject: RE: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Genie Date: 10 Jan 12 - 07:12 PM How about: 17. Catastrophy - The feline show prize for having the best rump. 18. Pixillated - Driven mad by digital images with poor resolution. 19. Chagrin - What she do when she happy. |
Subject: BS: Neo-definitions (WA Post) - add yours? From: Genie Date: 10 Jan 12 - 07:07 PM Neo-definitions (from the Washington Post): 1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom the "coffer" (i.e., the one who coughs) coughs. 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men Feel free to add your own. |