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Subject: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Feb 12 - 06:36 AM I blame it on his four (sic) fathers |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 12 - 06:41 AM They were sic? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: beardedbruce Date: 23 Feb 12 - 07:06 AM Raparree has faults??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 12 - 07:30 AM Ya know, if they were sic, that wouild explain a lot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Mr Happy Date: 23 Feb 12 - 08:25 AM Arnie Shwarzkopf in 'Twins' had sics fathers & grew up on an Ireland! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 23 Feb 12 - 08:33 AM Now this actually makes sense...in a weird sorta way. Yup. I grok this concept. I betcha Rap's ancestor's are rollin' in their graves over some of the crazy stuff he's been doin'. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 23 Feb 12 - 08:49 AM Rap had a rustler-ancestor named Sam Andreas, and Rap's declivities are all Sam Andreas' fault. (See other thread.) We are all shaken by this revelation. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 23 Feb 12 - 08:51 AM oops not declivities, proclivities |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 12 - 10:18 AM Many of MY ancestors are gainfully employed, working for the Common Good. They were dug up, wrapped in copper wire, and reburied between two magnets. Because of me they are now spinning in their graves, producing electricity that keeps orphanages, hospitals, and several well-known |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Amos Date: 23 Feb 12 - 10:23 AM THe little known sordid story is that his ancestors are entirely to blame for his faults. They fucked and had no birth control, and produced a lot of Papist offspring, in exponential waves and they all fucked a lot also. All this fucking produced a lot of more fuckers, you see, and that's why the fucker called Rapparree, with all his faults, is here to grace us with his presencve today. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Feb 12 - 11:51 AM "Well fuck me", he said. More in hope than in anger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 12 - 11:55 AM "Well I'll be flipped!" said Shane, with similar hopes in mind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 12 - 01:17 PM Did Shane meet a new friend in jail? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Gurney Date: 23 Feb 12 - 02:07 PM Leeneia, your first choice of word was pretty accurate. I had to look it up, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 12 - 02:13 PM Is Rap pro declivity? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Amos Date: 23 Feb 12 - 03:02 PM He comes from a long line of quakers, which is also Sam Andrea's Fault. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 12 - 03:34 PM Seems like an oater. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 12 - 03:38 PM I just spoke with my five time great Uncle Newt Madrid and he said you guys are all jealous of my being the ultimate, the very pinnacle, of human perfection. And Uncle Newt was so powerful he made the Mississippi flow backwards one time just so he could walk from Missouri to Kentucky on dry -- well, muddy -- ground. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 12 - 03:39 PM Why didn't he take the yacht? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 12 - 05:21 PM ""Don't stick that out unless you're going to use it"" Probable quote, Raparrreee's great, great, great, grate grandmother. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 12 - 06:28 PM ""Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork""? Stanislaw Lec |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 12 - 09:04 PM I forgot to mention that I was speaking with Uncle Newty via ouija board. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Rapparee Date: 24 Feb 12 - 10:03 AM Then there was my Uncle Baldur "Hundred Yard" Dash; came from Norway and he used to say that there was Norway he was going back. Then he'd mumble something about irate fathers, fishing boats, and anchors. Unk disappeared into the Trail of '98 -- he died, froze solid, and as long as the weather stayed cold the other fellows used him for a bridge. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: olddude Date: 24 Feb 12 - 11:46 AM Not true, if rap were to attack, there would be no ancestors :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: gnu Date: 24 Feb 12 - 01:04 PM If there were no ancestors, how could he attack? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: olddude Date: 24 Feb 12 - 01:33 PM should say no decendents |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: olddude Date: 24 Feb 12 - 01:34 PM can't type today or spell |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Rapparee Date: 24 Feb 12 - 02:43 PM Did you ever ask yourself, "What will our descendants need most?" and then realize that the answer is "Ancestors!"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Feb 12 - 12:41 PM No. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: gnu Date: 25 Feb 12 - 01:17 PM I know what my grandparents and their ancestors thought... WTF are we doing in this fly infested bog country that turns into five feet of frozen snow and ice nearly half the year? My great grandfather's wife died. The kids were sent to live with relatives. His sawmill burnt down. He got the insurance money and he went back to Ireland. I could take a guess as to what he was thinking when he was getting on the ship. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Rapparee Date: 25 Feb 12 - 04:02 PM MY ancestors were all pleasant, polite, hard-working sorts -- the kind that made America what it is today. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ancestors attacked for Raparree's faults From: Ed T Date: 25 Feb 12 - 04:18 PM ""Blame it on a simple twist of fate"" Bob Dylan |
