BS: Note to self...

Subject: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 09 Apr 12 - 08:16 PM

... never trim mustache after a few ales.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Bert
Date: 09 Apr 12 - 08:39 PM

Hmmm, good point, I must remember that.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Don Firth
Date: 09 Apr 12 - 09:12 PM

Wow! That's right up there with "Never squat with your spurs on!"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 12 - 09:13 PM

...especially if you don't HAVE a mustache.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 09 Apr 12 - 09:24 PM

And if you must shave, don't forget to do both sides of your face (or whatever you're shaving).

John

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 09 Apr 12 - 10:10 PM

Yes, one should strive to shave face whenever possible.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Gurney
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 01:59 AM

And in Gnu's case, not post when overwhelmed by the urge to pun.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnomad
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 03:50 AM

The problem lies in FEW. Have more than a few, then trim; the result will be no less ridiculous, but you will no longer care.

ps: similar advice goes for beard-trimming, but more so.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Musket
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 04:06 AM

Don't fall asleep after a skin full when angry girlfriend has a razor and scissors handy...

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 06:47 AM

And don't wee in the wardrobe, thinking it's the loo. (I knew a student once, a lad, who did just that, in MY wardrobe!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 09:42 AM

and don't spit in the wind or pull the mask off the old lone Ranger and don't mess around with Jim

there is a song someplace there :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 09:49 AM

Don't pee in the fridge when you get up at night. Jesus does NOT turn the light on for you.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 11:47 AM

Look before you sit. The cat sometimes reclines in the loo.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 12:38 PM

When walking out back of my yard "beware of doggie land mines"
never ring the doorbell when you see a sign "forget the dog beware the owner"

Or the sign "protected by Sam Colt"

all of which is around my neighborhood :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 12:45 PM

There was a crazy old guy back home that lived way out on a farm. He actually was very nice but he had a sign on his gate that read

"Enter over fence if you want to have Dinner with Jesus"

you could take that a couple of ways ...

somehow he never got door to door salesmen

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 12:52 PM

Oh I gotta explain about his sign. When I was a kid I would fish the little trout stream that ran in the back of his property. One time I jumped the fence to take a short cut to the creek.. I turned around and the biggest meanest bull was roaring at me ... I climbed up the fence again and the bastard launched me about 10 feet in the air to help me over ...Ouch, didn't get hurt but I understood the sign LOL. That F'in bull was mean and it was big .. lucky he cut his horns

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 12:56 PM

"lucky he cut his horns"

After a few ales?

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 12:58 PM

Oh I did have a nice big bruise on my ass for a couple weeks ... never jump a fence .. that bull was a sneaky bugger also. Very quiet he would wait till you got over, then made his move ..

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 01:09 PM

another time I climbed a guys fence to retrieve a Pheasant that I had shot. The guy waited until I straddled the fence then hit the electric switch ... That hurt ... shocked right in the jewels .. I don't climb fences ... learned the hard way

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 01:26 PM

Electric fence... you had a gun... shoulda shot the fence.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 01:46 PM

or the owner

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 01:51 PM

Nah. Altough I had another idea but the gun nuts would turn this thread into another crusade.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 04:28 PM

...so would the ANTI-gun nuts...probably

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 04:52 PM

That's who I was talking about, Bill D.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 05:15 PM

speaking of gun nuts, since I am home my mrs is away on a class trip, I think I will go out and kill some paper ... haven't shot my .44 mag in a long time ... hate shooting that gun, no fun and it kicks like a bear with max loads but that is what I used for deer hunting .. not that I am going to again

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 06:58 PM

... don't mention guns on any thread not about guns.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 07:06 PM

ok

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 10:19 PM

That was a note to self. You do whatever ya wanna do, Dan. It's a free thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 03:36 AM

don't mention gnus on any thread not about gnus....

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Don Firth
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 05:30 PM

Does that also apply to nugs?

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 06:13 PM

Only if sung backwards......

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: topical tom
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 04:12 PM

gnu: It appears that you may have lost face and olddude is for shooting the bull? Did I get that right? In my opinion, gnus shouldn't shave their beards off.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 04:28 PM

Alex
correct :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 05:46 PM

Next time don't dig the well downhill from the outhouse.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 06:34 PM

Yeah, shit happens.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 06:37 PM

...or from the cemetery.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 13 Apr 12 - 04:40 PM

Don't spit when the motorcycle is moving.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 12 - 08:32 PM

Don't bother trying to wind the watch; replace the battery. Unless it's the pocket watch, which needs winding to keep it working.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 12 - 08:42 PM

Senility sucks eh, Rap?

Note to self... the remote for the truck doesn't open the back door of the house.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Apr 12 - 09:46 PM

The little separate fob is for my little Ford Focus; the key with the big handle with the buttons on is for my wife's Fusion.

Subject: RE: BS: Note to self...
From: gnu
Date: 14 Apr 12 - 03:07 PM

To avoid confusion?