Ted Edwards - Happy Birthday

Subject: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: John J
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 03:15 PM

Owd Ted is 21 again today!

Happy Birthday you old bugger!

JJ

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: Barb'ry
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 03:17 PM

Happy Birthday, Ted - sorry we don't get to see you at Limbrick any more but we're still singing your songs

Barbara and Andy xx

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: Bernard
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 07:53 PM

I'm afraid Ted doesn't venture into Mudcat (or Facebook), but I'll pass on your message, Barb'ry. He sounded in excellent fettle on the phone earlier, and was planning to head down to 'the office' for a pint or three!

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: John J
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 07:16 PM

Ted realises the importance of hydration!

JJ

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: Bernard
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 07:29 PM

Well, after you've had your camels knock over your water bottles in the Sahara, so would you!

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 07:38 PM

A guy is planning a trip across the desert and he goes to the Hertz Rent-A-Camel joint and tells them he wants to rent one. The Hertz agent asks if he wants a 7 day or a 14 day camel. Well, the trip is for 16 days and the fellow can't figure out a way to shorten it. After much cajoling, the Hertz rep says, "I'll see what I can do."

He walks over and selects a large 14 day camel and sticks its head in the water trough. As the camel is drinking, he goes into the Hertz Kiosk and returns with two bricks. The camel is almost full and ready to take its last slurp when the Hertz guy walks behind it. Then, with a powerful swing, he claps the 2 bricks together, smashing the camel's nuts in between. The camel goes 'SSLLLLLUUUOOOORRRRPPPSSSSHHH', and sucks up a ton more water. The Hertz guy walks around to the front and says, "There ya' go pal. That oughta' do it."

The traveller is appalled. "JESUS CHRIST MAN!!!!!! Doesn't that HURT???"...to which the Hertz guy replies,

"Nah........Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way."

Spaw

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 07:54 PM

Herad that a different way but your version is a nice Bday present, Spaw.

Happies at ya Ted and careful at the tap/trough. Spaw might be lurking.

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: GUEST,Yvonne
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 06:07 AM

Aww send greetings from me too please, Bernard x

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: Bernard
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 01:25 PM

I'll send Ted a link to this thread... who knows, he may just drop in!

Spaw - thanks for that! Round these parts we refer to it as 'bricking up a camel'...!

Ted has a few tales to tell about buying and selling camels, and how to find them when they wander off during the night in the desert!

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Apr 12 - 05:35 PM

Happy Birthday Ted :)

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - Happy Birthday
From: GUEST,Ted
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 08:28 AM

Thanks for the birthday communications. See you when I see you.
Ted

Subject: RE: Ted Edwards - Happy Birthday
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 04:43 PM

Oops! Too late! Hope your birthday was happy.