BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...

Subject: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:12 PM

Well, seein' as I am now living just 4 miles north of South Carlina the climate is such that I can grow bananas so...

...I got me a banana tree and seein' as bananas give me heartburn I figured I'd just grow them for the resident monkey but...

...if the P-Vine sees him here then she'll wait until he gets all comfy in a lounge chair next to the pool and then shoot poor ol' Chongz...

Don't ask me??? She just ain't into monkeys, but...

...if any bananas actually grow on this thing I will ship 'um to LH who will be sure that Chongz gets 'um...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:18 PM

That is real kind of you, Bobert. Thanks! I ain't comin' down there for a bit. This P-vine woman sounds a bit nervous, huh? Well, I wouldn't want to give her any cause for concern. Just send 'em up to LH.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:35 PM

Poison them first and save a bullet.

Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: GUEST,Hookey Wole
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:44 PM

I don't trust monkeys

or apes....


I blame Americans for domesticating them,
forcing them into indentured servitude
then teaching them to speak English
and training them how to use guns...

Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:58 PM

Waste of perfectly good pizzin, Rap.

Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 12:13 AM

Hark! I hear the sound of a tinklin' brass echoin' vainly in the wind. That's took from the Bible, boys.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 01:48 AM

"tinklin' in the wind". Apt.

Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 09:07 AM

Hey, wait a minute, Hookey...

No one said that Chongz is trained on how to use guns... Yeah, he knows to pull the trigger but aiming is a different story...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 29 Apr 12 - 11:56 AM

You are so wrong, Bobertz. I can shoot out a gorilla's eye at 100 feet...with a handgun. And I have. I can snipe pebbles off a fence rail. Matter of fact, I am Death Incarnate...when the need arises. I useta drink with Clint Eastwood and go shootin' with him out on the firin' range in his California place on Sunday afternoons. You didn't know that, didja?

- Chongo