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Subject: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 08:45 PM Okay, I'll be the first to admit that I have written stuff with pee in the snow or elsewhere... I like to write "P-Vine"... I think it's kinda sweet??? How 'bout ya'll??? Come on... The truth will set you free... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: GUEST,mark-s(on the road) Date: 22 May 12 - 08:51 PM Bobert Just gotta ask. Did P-Vine ever sigh and say, "O Bobert, that's so romantic!" Or what did she really say. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 08:53 PM What??? You think I'm gonna tell her that I just pee'd her name in the driveway??? Are you out of yer mind??? B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bill D Date: 22 May 12 - 08:53 PM Bored today, are wee? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 08:58 PM Well??? A little, Bill... Don't tell me that you ain't pee'd "Rita" 'cause if you haven't then I will!!! Don't make me do it... I got beer and can... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Don Firth Date: 22 May 12 - 09:03 PM God help any fly that comes near the urinal when I'll taking a leak! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 09:05 PM I'm with you, Don... I think they ougtta have fly-peein' in the Olympics... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 22 May 12 - 09:10 PM I once was wearing sandals, and taking care of business at a greasy spoon urinal. An old came in and went into the adjacent toilet to pee. Next thing I felt was spray on my bare foot. I yelled at him -and it was a real "gross out" I was a poor speller, and limited my peemanship to spelling out "relief" into awaiting water below. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 22 May 12 - 09:22 PM Ya know when ya know when ya open a thread ya know who started the thread before ya open tha thread? Ya just figger it's some hillbilly with smoke eyes that look like two pissholes in tha snow from tha ganja eh? I am seriously considerin givin up the Budweiser and takin up the Bud. Then again, if I opted fer Bud, I wouldn't be able to write bhuccebhilnicrkl'scjkbhljhsbhjlnrji;coprer in the snow with my dick. Oh, I COULD, but it would be hard and cold runnin Little Gary on manual with no hydraulic fluids. Not to mention my bad back... doc told me not to lift anything over ten pounds. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 09:37 PM You got a ten pound dick, gn-ze??? I am humbled... Mine only weighs in about 6 1/2 pounds... B;~( |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 22 May 12 - 09:38 PM Ten pound hammer with a short handle...Just a guess. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 22 May 12 - 09:41 PM Circumcision is a choice, Bobert. My parents decided it was a good thing. >;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 09:46 PM Mine did too, but I'm still holdin' at 6 and a half pounds... Maybe yer surgeon sewed a three pound weight in yers??? B;~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 09:48 PM But it ain't the weight but, like a pencil, how and what ya' write... That's my story and I'm stickin' to it... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 22 May 12 - 09:49 PM Ed... "Ten pound hammer with a short handle" The girls I went with were not impressed with the long and the short of it. Requiring a large birth upon docking got yer boat floated. I'm of Irish decent (sic) and I used to have thick red hair. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Don Firth Date: 22 May 12 - 09:58 PM So this guy's walking down a city street and he notices that his watch has stopped again. Obviously something was wrong with it and he should see if he could get it fixed. It was one of those serendipitous things where he just happened to be walking past a shop that had a lot of watches and clocks in the show window. So he went in. Behind the counter was a little old man with a beard—and wearing a yarmulke. The man starts to explain the problem with his watch, when the old man in the shop interrupts him and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't repair watches and clocks. I'm a mohel." Puzzled, the man with the watch asks, "What is a mohel?" "I perform ritual circumcisions." The man ponders that for a moment, then asks, "But then, why do you have all those watches and clocks in your show window?" The mohel shrugs his shoulders and says, "So, what you YOU put in the window?" Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 10:00 PM LOL... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 22 May 12 - 10:02 PM I live in Florida. We don't have much snow. Is it okay if I substitute beach sand? If so, I'm pretty sure I peed an "Eat Me!" or two back in my drinkin' and dopin' days. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 10:13 PM We don't give no points fir somethin' ya' did a hundred years ago, Beeze... Whatz ya done lately... Or did ya give up pee'n??? Me??? I like pee'n... Sho nuff do... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 22 May 12 - 10:27 PM This just in... not me. (Pisses me off.) Pass that joint over here, Bobert. The Mary Jane, dammit! Don't mess around like that. It ain't funny. Looks funny tho. What happened? I could understand that if it was Spaw but that looks fucked up man. You should see a doc. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 22 May 12 - 10:34 PM Man... Can ya imagine if I had some weed??? I must be having one of them canniba-flash-backs that Art Linkletter used to warn us about??? Maybe I'll jump out my 2nd floor window in the P-Vines new azalea bed??? Nah... Think I'll just go out an' pee "Art Was Right"... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Gurney Date: 23 May 12 - 01:54 AM The old story goes.... Mum rushes in and says 'Our May's name is etched into the snow outside the front door!!! IN PEE!!" Dad says "That'll be her new boyfriend. We've all done that." Mum says "But it's in May's handwriting!!!" Sorry. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnomad Date: 23 May 12 - 02:48 AM Thank you Gurney, I couldn't believe it took 22 posts for that one to come out. Thought I'd have to post it myself (but you told it so much better) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Will Fly Date: 23 May 12 - 03:28 AM God help any fly that comes near the urinal when I'll taking a leak! Hey - I object to that! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Will Fly Date: 23 May 12 - 03:31 AM By the way, Don, it's odds-on that the Mohel was OldDude in disguise. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 May 12 - 04:17 AM Is the reason you don't show the snow writing to the P Vine, that it's not in your handwriting, Bobert? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Pete Jennings Date: 23 May 12 - 07:05 AM We just got a ten-week old puppy. He's peeing everywhere...I'll have to teach to write his name - it's Bobby. LOL. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bat Goddess Date: 23 May 12 - 08:03 AM You know the rules for wearing kilts... A boy wears his above the knee, and a man wears his AT the knee... If the kilt is below the knee, the man is a liar. Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: bobad Date: 23 May 12 - 08:29 AM Creative pee-ing for musicians Guitar Pee - compose while you dispose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 23 May 12 - 11:39 AM I find dotting the i in Ernie the greatest challenge. Calls for restraint, then a concentrated blast, in that order. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Rapparee Date: 23 May 12 - 11:59 AM Try printing you name. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: GUEST,999 Date: 23 May 12 - 12:25 PM This thread reminds me: Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso. Y'all think we got problems writing our names in the snow? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 May 12 - 12:34 PM With a name like that, he'd be better just doing an impression. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: EBarnacle Date: 23 May 12 - 12:35 PM Many years ago, I was enamored of my English teacher's daughter. On a beautiful night, when it was rather drunk out, I "wrote" her name in the snow. The next morning, my father got an irate phone call complaining that not only did the teacher recognize my writing but that my "penmanship" was in need of improvement. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 23 May 12 - 01:03 PM gnu, Are you claiming the "stone at Tara" was modeled after you? I am half Irish, (from red viking hair and all) but would never make such a claim. Just wondering:) The Irish curse, a myth? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Rapparee Date: 23 May 12 - 01:43 PM I was there and touched the stone. It called out, in Irish, that I was the true Ard Ri. Everyone ignored it and me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Don Firth Date: 23 May 12 - 01:45 PM The legendary Blue Moon Tavern in Seattle, near the University of Washington, has one of the most intellectual men's room walls in captivity. Sometimes there are running philosophical debates over the urinals. Along with other fairly cultured inscriptions as well. For example: For this relief much thanks.Or To be is to do.Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bill D Date: 23 May 12 - 02:07 PM When I was 'about' 12 or so, someone gave me a package of "Whizzers". paper targets... similar to these things, but not 'cute'. You tossed one in the toilet and tried to sink it. I think the novelty wore off before I finished the package. (I do not remember ever writing anyone's name... or even Morse Code.. in or on anything.... but I was a city boy, and had few times when the opportunity would have been there. It would not have been a good idea to be caught at it.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 23 May 12 - 02:09 PM I find cursive flows better, Rap. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 23 May 12 - 02:44 PM George Carlin routine... remember the Kent with a Micronite filter? Ten guys and a keg of beer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 May 12 - 03:11 PM How do you do a diaeresis? Or even an ampersand! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 23 May 12 - 03:36 PM To be is to do. —Socrates To do is to be. —Sartre Do be do be do. —Sinatra To be in do do. Anon |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Gurney Date: 23 May 12 - 05:01 PM Do do? Aren't they extinct, then? How about this chap Anon? He's writing some lovely stuff! Michael Flanders. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 23 May 12 - 05:21 PM To be a do do, or not to be a do do. A question, that is. Anon (Esq) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 23 May 12 - 05:23 PM I once owned a car that started with P. Think of the energy saving possibilities. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 23 May 12 - 05:32 PM We don't give no points fir somethin' ya' did a hundred years ago, Beeze... Whatz ya done lately... Or did ya give up pee'n??? Naw, I still pee, but I decided to get a little more creative than just writing stuff. I pee genuine art. In fact, I'm drinking lots of water right now so I can go outside in a bit and try my hand at a portrait of a skinny old fart with long gray hair playing slide guitar. Yeah, I've always liked that Johnny Winter guy, but I don't think I can hold enough pee to do the tattoos. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 23 May 12 - 05:33 PM "A few Stems of Asparagus eaten, shall give our Urine a disagreable Odour..." ("Letter to the Royal Academy of Brussels," Benjamin Franklin, c. 1781)[36] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: GUEST,999 Date: 23 May 12 - 05:38 PM Corned beef does that to me. I love the stuff, but even my dog--if I had a dog--would walk away. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Amos Date: 23 May 12 - 05:50 PM I, too, must number myseklf among the guilty. But how would expect a young person granted the miracle of the point-and-click interface, not to explore the possibilities. I once wrote an amorata's name in like manner, but not with her guidance, unfortunately. The notion of lending my pen is appealing, especially to some young thing who had a fine copperplate hand! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 23 May 12 - 06:47 PM Youse guys are just jerking aorund. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 23 May 12 - 07:01 PM I knew that you would fess up, Amos... There, ya'll... Anyone else ready join in Mudville Pee Writers Guild... No secret handshakes (for obvious reasons)... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 23 May 12 - 07:32 PM ""God help any fly that comes near the urinal when I'll taking a leak!"" What's ur PSI? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: GUEST,olddude Date: 24 May 12 - 06:03 PM I like the urinals with the little target at the bottom, kinda like trick shooting, you can keep score |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 24 May 12 - 06:09 PM What yer handicap, Ol-ster... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bill D Date: 24 May 12 - 06:31 PM "handicap" Shaking palsy? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: GUEST Date: 24 May 12 - 07:17 PM Shaking palsy? I call mine Little Gary. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 24 May 12 - 07:21 PM Sports, Bill, sports!!! Sheesh... Do I have to explain everything to you??? B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 24 May 12 - 07:50 PM Sorry. Tossed my cookie... Little Gary. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 24 May 12 - 09:12 PM Ever have Peeer pressure? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 24 May 12 - 09:19 PM Little Gary??? Hmmmmm???? Sounds like a PP (personal problem)... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bill D Date: 24 May 12 - 09:30 PM Did you hear about the big merger between Budweiser and Betty Crocker? They even have a new product in planning.... Pisquick. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Bobert Date: 24 May 12 - 09:51 PM Now yer cookin', Bill... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: GUEST Date: 25 May 12 - 05:27 PM I think the largest urinal I ever encountered was at McSorley's Old Ale House in New York City, near Cooper's Union. I swear they were nine feet tall and three feet wide. Now where is the largest arsenal? I came. I pissed. I conquered! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: bobad Date: 25 May 12 - 05:32 PM I was impressed as well Charley - here's a pic of them: http://www.urinal.net/mcsorleys/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 25 May 12 - 06:09 PM Urinating: The longest piss delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 mins 24secs by Mr Jon Dixon (GB) in the doorway of a newsagents shop in Bracknell high street on 22nd December 1986. Mr Dixon was arrested and charged with a public order offence 17 mins into his record attempt, but arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him back to the station for a kicking. World Records that people care about |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 25 May 12 - 06:13 PM In "Travels with My Aunt" by Graham Greene? There's a guy that records the time taken for all his pees. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 25 May 12 - 06:16 PM As to pee records, is it better to measure a pee by volume or by length of flow? What's your normal time and record best? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 25 May 12 - 06:19 PM Bison records |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 25 May 12 - 06:41 PM Bobert... "Sounds like a PP (personal problem)..." Ahhh... iffin yer dick is bigger'n you, I'd say you got the problem. Ed... link no work. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: Ed T Date: 25 May 12 - 06:53 PM Bison records |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: GUEST,Charley Noble Date: 25 May 12 - 07:07 PM bobad- Thanks for posting that image of McSorley's Old Ale House urinals. They remain totally awesome. I do stop by there occasionally when I'm visiting my brother's family in NYC. The health department did insist that they clean up the place, vacuum the century of cobwebs, strings of wishbones, and dead flies that festooned the shelves and ceiling fixtures. I'm told by reliable sources that some of the old wishbones actually exploded when touched. Charley Noble who needs to reset his cookie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: frogprince Date: 25 May 12 - 07:15 PM I used to pee in the snow when I was a little kid. But since puberty, If the snow is deep enough for my feet to sink in more than a couple of inches, it's hard to do it without getting my "nose" chilled in the snow. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Guy Question??? Involves Pee... From: gnu Date: 25 May 12 - 08:20 PM Froggy... you sit to pee? On cold ground? That'll give you the piles man. |
