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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 17 Jul 12 - 07:07 PM You take plastic, Chongz??? B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 17 Jul 12 - 06:56 PM That's nothin'. For a mere $300,000 I can get you a video of Angelina Jolie doin' that. A bargain at the price! - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,amergin Date: 17 Jul 12 - 06:36 PM Bobertz, if you want to pay a million dollars, I can get you footage of Chongo going down on a banana. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 17 Jul 12 - 05:19 PM Go smoke another banana peel, Chongz... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Amergin Date: 17 Jul 12 - 03:35 PM Jello is from San Francisco! How could you not know Jello? What have you been doing, listening to folk and blues all your life? He ran for mayor of San Francisco in 1979.... His platform was making businessmen wear clown suits in the city limits, erecting statues of Dan White all over town and having the parks department sell eggs and tomatoes for people to throw at them, hire city workers to become pan handlers in rich neighbourhoods, banning on cars in the city, legalisiing squatters in vacant buildings, and requiring police officers to run for election in the neighbourhoods they patrol in order to keep their jobs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 17 Jul 12 - 11:51 AM So...I figger we've about squeezed the last drop of cow juice outta this meadow muffin, huh, Bobertz? This thread, I mean. Face it, buddy, you started a useless dumbass thread here about somethin' that is never gonna happen, coz you got about as much chance of bein' elected president of the USA as William Shatner has of bein' elected president of the "Thin People of America" (TPA). That means none. Zippo! Zilch! No public in the world would be stupid enough to vote you in as their leader no matter how desperate they were for change. Some changes just ain't worth contemplatin', see? Puttin' you in the White House would be about as smart as puttin' Cheech and Chong in charge of the friggin' Pentagon! Ook! Ook! You would be real lucky to even get elected dogcatcher, fer Chrissake! And I mean in a really small place, some hick town that's only got 25 people and maybe 5 or 6 dogs. Even there, I bet you'd get beat out by the challenger, even if it was a 6 year old kid or an old lady in a wheelchair. Now lissen, chump, I am gettin' tired of you spreadin' lies about me and usin' the "P" word against me. You want a piece of ME? Huh? I'll tell you what I am gonna do if you don't lay off. I am gonna contact the sewage disposal people in your hick municipality...it's called "Dogpatch", right?....and I am gonna PAY them to deliver all the sewage they GOT and dump it right out of their tanker trucks right at yer front door AND in yer swimmin' pool! You can do what you like with it from there. Have a nice swim, Zeke. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:55 PM Hmmm. Well, thanks for the cabinet offer, Bobert. ;-) I'll have to think seriously about that. I bet the pay is way better than my present level of remuneration. By the way, watching "I Love Lucy" reruns is almost the worst thing I can even imagine being forced to do. ARRGH! But not quite as bad as watching "Three's Company". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:46 PM Ape??? Monkey??? Gorilla??? Human??? Hey, we're all primates, man... If I call a brim a blue gill or a crappie a perch who the heck cares??? They all fish... Guess I'm a fishist, too... Oh yeah... I call a cricket a grasshopper then I'm an insectist... Call a cabbage lettuce then I'm a vegetablist... Think yer in silly mode, LH... Go play some music, drenk a cold one 'er watch some "I Love Lucy" reruns until it passes... BTW, should I get elected you are in the running for Secretary of the Department of Pain in the Butt... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:25 PM How many times I gotta tell you....CHONGO IS NOT A MONKEY!!!! He's an ape. Your labelling of him as a monkey is itself a specist stereotype of the meanest sort...or it's an indication of sheer ignorance on your part...but I frankly don't think you are that ignorant. And neither will the Senate subcommittee when they put you on trial for specism (after Chongo wins the election). It'll be just like the HUAC all over again, buddy, only the Chimps will have their day this time. You'll be squirming and sweating under the cameras, trying to explain away your antisocial acts and utterances while the noose of public judgement steadily tightens around your nuts... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 16 Jul 12 - 04:17 PM BTW, LH... I ain't generalizing about the entire monkey kingdom here... Just yer monkey... That doesn't make me a specists... Plus, some of my best friends are monkeys.... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 16 Jul 12 - 02:43 PM Who is Jello??? Chris "Kristy "Kreame" of N.J.??? Not on my list... He's too much like my Couzin Buddy from Jersey... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,Amergin Date: 16 Jul 12 - 02:39 PM I don't know what you all have against Jello. He seems to be a good guy, very bright, very articulate, in fact I saw him on Oprah once, back in the day, where he beat the crap out of Tipper Gore over the censorship issue. I think you should make him your running mate! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 16 Jul 12 - 02:25 PM No, Chonz, you got it wrong... I am a mortal enemy of poo chuckin' monkeys... Oh, and BTW, word on the street is that you ain't gonna win... Vegas has my chances of winning 4 times higher than yours and they're pretty sure I ain't gonna win either... Truth be known we'd have a better chance of buying a winning Power Ball ticket... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 16 Jul 12 - 11:10 AM You know what is gonna happen to all you specist bastards after I get elected? Hmm? It ain't gonna be nice. You'll see. Bobertz is probably the top specist hatemonger in the entire USA at this point. He has been spreadin' lies and slander about me for years, blatant lies and fabrications. He uses the "P" word shamelessly and frequently. He encourages others to use it. His specist prejudices are plain for all to see. He depicts all primates as "dumb monkeys". He says they have fleas. He says they play with their own excrement and throw it at others. He dares to openly use the "P" word, the ultimate specist label. Certain other deluded humans have joined him in this cowardly form of species attack, thus branding themselves as specist hatemongers too. Under my administration overt acts of specism will no longer be tolerated. There will be stiff penalties for utterin' specist remarks. The purveyors of hate will be muzzled and prosecuted to the full extent of the law. An amendment will be made to the Constitution, establishin' full equality for all humans and primates and bannin' segregation of humans and primates. I know it is little use talkin' to you, Bobertz, because you are a committed specist who ain't one bit ashamed of what he is and what he does. As such, you are nothing less than a mortal enemy of society, and you will be dealt with, make no mistake about that, buster! Enjoy yer freedom to be a specist jerk while ya still got it, coz it ain't gonna be too much longer. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 16 Jul 12 - 06:54 AM BTW, LH... Tell Chongz that if I am elected I won't push any legislation that would in any manner restrict him from chuckin' his poo... I might, however, restrict poo-chuckin' to the personal residences of the chuckers or poo chucking zones... You know, like paint ball is now... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 16 Jul 12 - 03:17 AM >>>"Okay, I'm gonna be blunt, Bobert. When you accuse Chongo of flingin' poop, it's like you were saying to a Black man: "Hey, boy! You want a nice fresh watermelon to munch on while you wait around for the welfare check to arrive?"<<< I think its more like accusing LeBron James of playing basketball. A lot of chimps fling it but Congo.... He is the MVP, Most Valuable Poo-flinger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST Date: 16 Jul 12 - 01:45 AM Hey, LH. That worm might not crawl, but that stinkingvmonkey definately flings poo. When he was "working" my buddy Bobert's campaign, intead of stuffing envelopes and calling donors, he split his office time half and half flinging poo and "pleasuring himself" with bananas. I don't think he earned a single vote, and probably cost us thousands. Furry jerk. You tell him that I will kick his furry poo-smeared ass if he even thinks about dropping by, and if I have a gun handy, he's a dead simian. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Jul 12 - 11:45 PM That worm won't crawl. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 15 Jul 12 - 08:35 PM I reckon the night that NBC announces that I have been elected... Put the noise makers aside... Word on the street is that I've made it onto the Koch brother's radar screen.... B;~( |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,olddude Date: 15 Jul 12 - 06:15 PM when does the"party" start there bobster, ya said party and I got my party hat and noise maker and looking fer drinks, pizza, womenz and weed ... where is the party when does it start |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 15 Jul 12 - 05:33 PM Wait a minute, LH... I didn't accuse yer monkey of poo chuckin' until he did it... I was okay with him hanging out and then found out that he has some fascination with his own poo??? I had a client like that when I was a social worker... Didn't much like it then either so it ain't about black men, yellow or green men... It's about scatological stuff that most folks get right but others don't... BTW, I'm part of the group that gets it right and I 'm sure you are as well so you should get this kinda shit, ahhhhh, stuff... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Jul 12 - 04:46 PM Okay, I'm gonna be blunt, Bobert. When you accuse Chongo of flingin' poop, it's like you were saying to a Black man: "Hey, boy! You want a nice fresh watermelon to munch on while you wait around for the welfare check to arrive?" Whaddya think is gonna happen? And he does not use AK-47's! He uses a Thompson submachine gun and a model M1911 Colt .45 pistol. I mean, those are his favorites. He's got some other handguns too, but those 2 are the ones he prefers. The Colt is for ordinary days, and fits nicely inside his jacket. The Thompson is for more difficult days when the opposition is a bit nastier (or numerous) than usual. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 15 Jul 12 - 02:25 PM Blatent-shmatent, LH... Nothin' hurts Chongz feelings... He has none... He a big faker... He probably just wants something from you... Soon as he gets it he'll be happy... One thing about Chonnz... He's a good actor but that's about all he good at... Can't even shoot straight... That's why he likes AK-47s... Bound to hit something... I mean, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then... Speaking of nuts... Oh, never mind... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Jul 12 - 02:16 PM Chongo is deeply hurt by your scatological accusations, Bobert. Don't you realize that by talking to him in that fashion you are engaging in blatant specism? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 15 Jul 12 - 02:06 PM I knew about the cigars, LH... Smelly things but not as smelly as Chongz poo... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Jul 12 - 01:58 PM He smokes cigars. Preferably Cuban cigars. They are the best, after all, and all the really major players (like Bill Clinton or Donald Trump) insist on Cuban cigars. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 15 Jul 12 - 12:55 PM Word on the street is that Chongz smokes the banana peels... I don't have first hand knowledge but when he worked for me in '08 I had my suspicions... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,olddude Date: 15 Jul 12 - 11:01 AM chongo is only running to get free bananas for monkeys. I mean he knows nothing of the health and magical powers of weed |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 14 Jul 12 - 05:18 PM Vegas has it 7-3 it will be of a scatological nature... No matter... Me and Chongz have an understanding... He thinks I'm a dumbass hillbilly and I think he's a dumbass monkey... Guess it just stays a stalemate... Well, until he picks up his AK-47 and then it kinda escalates for a day 'er two... Sorry you have to put up with him when he's like that... I'm sure it requires a lot of patience... No matter... If I do get elected there won't be any room for Chnogs in my administration... I was thinking of a Department of Poo Throwing but seems that Saws has beaten Chongz out for that one... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Jul 12 - 04:59 PM LOL!!! Tit for tat, eh, Bobert? I wonder what Chongo's response to that will be? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 14 Jul 12 - 03:23 PM Yo, Chongz... I took yer picture and had it made into vinyl wallpaper and wallpapered the inside of my toilet with it... Bombs away, buddy!!! B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,olddude Date: 14 Jul 12 - 01:44 PM our theme song in the key of blues "We got no worries, we got no cares, we got no troubled mind the blues don't mean a thing to us, we stay stoned out .. all the time" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,olddude Date: 14 Jul 12 - 01:42 PM "a chicken in every pot, weed in every brownie" second thought "chicken and pot in every pot" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Jul 12 - 01:05 PM Hey, Bobert? Chongo took a digital photo of you from that Sidewalk Bob CD you sent, blew it up to a big size, put it on the wall, drew a red circle and crosshairs on it, and he is using it for daily target practice. It looks like hell, all full of holes now. He says he'll use the jpeg to make another one when this one gets unrecognizable. He's also put the same art on a dartboard and has it mounted in his office. I think he's trying to send you some kind of message. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 14 Jul 12 - 09:43 AM W3ell, gol danged, Skivz... I thought you hired him??? No??? Guess neither of us hired him... That little weasel was probably hired by Obama of McCain to sabotage our campaign... Hmmmmmm??? Now I see how it all worked... B;~( |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Skivee Date: 14 Jul 12 - 01:58 AM Bobert In Chief, I'm happy to accept yer kind offer Talking point #1>About yer admoanition "Just don't hire Chongz for nuthin'" I' admit to being a mite cornfused. I hate that damned poo-flingin' lesser ape. I didn't hire him befer. I thought you did!!! Talking point#2>" BTW, ya' got any weed???" shucks , I was about to ask you the same it's just this kind of qualerty communing that give me hope fer yer chances at the poles. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,999 Date: 13 Jul 12 - 11:06 PM Brains, schmanes. I meant branes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 13 Jul 12 - 09:19 PM So Coulter has brains??? Not according to the xrays... The woman is not only ugly but brainless... Yer right about the universe... It's 4 dimensional... And counting... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,999 Date: 13 Jul 12 - 09:09 PM Looks, schmooks. I want branes. The universe is not three-dimensional. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 13 Jul 12 - 07:54 PM Well, if you told me that I would win with that ugly woman as my VP or be embarrassed miserably in the election with a sane VP I'd take the latter... She is so ugly that she'd make a freight train jump tracks and take a dirt road... She is so ugly that if I were married to her I'd take her to work with to me just to avoid having to kiss her good-bye... I mean, ugly as a mud fence... Eat up ugly... Heck, I'd take Chongz over that witch... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,999 Date: 13 Jul 12 - 03:09 PM I think the USA is ready for Ann Coulter to be vice president. She makes about as much sense as what-will-you-give-me-say-the-bells-of Romney. Join the voters' revolution. Support off-shore banking and off-shore manufacturing. Vote Romney/Coulter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 13 Jul 12 - 03:02 PM I don't see her running for Vice Pres is all. I just don't see the rompster putting a 57 year old single woman who once slipped and called W "my husband" on the ticket. But stranger things have happened (Sarah Palin) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 13 Jul 12 - 01:16 PM If yer talkin' about Condoleeza Rice...that is one scary woman. I would never turn my back on her, lemme tell ya. Not fer a second. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 13 Jul 12 - 12:17 PM Well, she has endorsed Romney, Jack... I saw her on CBS morning show and she sho nuff did... But if I'm elected and Condi wants to come on over and give me a little piano lesson then I think we could work it out... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 13 Jul 12 - 11:32 AM Condi is more likely to sign on with Bobert than Romney. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 13 Jul 12 - 10:15 AM Condi is a hottie, that much is fir sure so... ... I doubt if it would work out... I'd spend too much time checkin' her out (if ya' know what I mean, heh, heh...) and not enough time prez-dentin'... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Sawzaw Date: 13 Jul 12 - 07:55 AM Condi for veep! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: JennieG Date: 13 Jul 12 - 03:49 AM Bobert, if you win will there be jelly wrestling? in green jello? Almost makes me wish I was Amurcan just so's I could vote..... Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: GUEST,olddude Date: 12 Jul 12 - 11:32 PM I will take the job, and I figure if ya smoke enough weed, yer watch is always on time ... that way ya don't have to fix em either .. Heck I have even seen em run backwards when ya get into the real good stuff ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 4 Prez... Stoners Party... From: Bobert Date: 12 Jul 12 - 11:12 PM Ol'ster is workin' on it, Chongz... He's gonna be my Secretary of Cannibus Fueled Pocket Watches.... Too bad that you were such a bad Chongz last time 'er I ight have given you a 2nd chance but I don't think the voters are gonna like me establishing a Department of Monkey Poo... Know what I mean??? You'd think that by now you'd be at least at dog's level but you ain't... LH poo on the floor??? I don't think so... Maybe you need to have a little talk with him... No, make that a long talk with him... Until you get a grip on yer bathroom (or lack there of) habits, yer just another one trick monkey... I don't care if you can load and shoot up a joint with an AK47... Big deal... At the end of the day there's still monkey poo in the corner of the living room... Get a friggin' grip, man!!! B~ |
