BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party

Subject: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 12 - 09:55 PM

Here's MY platform:

If elected I will resign as soon as I can start the retirement benefits. I'll try not to screw things up too badly in the meantime, and I'll have a great VP, maybe Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Jul 12 - 10:11 PM

Listen, Rap... There's more to this shit than a pension... I mean, if you get on board with with me we'll get everyone fucked up first, then resign and live off the pensions... Got it???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Jul 12 - 10:45 PM

Just as I suspected! Mere opportunists tryin' to cash in. Shameful. You guys are about as bad as that idiot up in Blind River. If you was Chimps, you'd get kicked out of the band and forced to live in solitary out in the boondocks.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jul 12 - 11:20 PM

I'm still votin' for Pedro.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jul 12 - 11:30 PM

Bobert and Rappart here.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 12 Jul 12 - 11:07 AM

I am fer ya
"a chicken in every pot, a hand cannon on every hip"

Oh yea .. give em hell Rap

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 12 - 11:12 AM

VOTE

Raparree

He's Only In It For The Money!

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Jul 12 - 11:41 AM

I don't even need to read the OP to vote AND write the bumper sticker:

GO RAP!

~S~
(get it?)

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 12 Jul 12 - 12:27 PM

If he was in it for the money and the women, I could understand...but ONLY the money?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,999
Date: 12 Jul 12 - 01:34 PM

At last, a politician who tells us what we already know. A truth so self evident it has never been remarked on before.

"I'm only in it for the money."

However, before I commit to a candidate I would need the correct answer to the following question, one Bobert hasn't answered in his campaign--how easily the mighty fall:

Will you legalize grass?

Thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 12 - 01:50 PM

I've got a whole lawn full of grass. It's already legal.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 10:02 AM

Geez over here we got a whole country full o' the stuff. Ninety-niner my missus says you can have a weekly supply from us free of charge, all you have to do is collect. Oh, and bring yer lawnmower...

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 12:43 PM

Most of the city parks in Juneau, Alaska, are being redone in concrete, more bushes, less grass.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 01:14 PM

On a monetary note (yeah), I volunteer for Secretary of the Treasure (ditto).

9... Grass should be illegal... to sell. Of course, if it's an ingredient in cooked foods, that's okay. Like in Mrs. Whoozz's Brownies.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 04:11 PM

When elected I will legalize grass (pot)(marijuana)...not for sale...but for home growth and home use by the grower, friends, and family. Ya just won't be able to sell it, that's all...nor will any company be able to advertise or market it. If people wanta smoke it at home or use it for medicinal purposes, that's fine with me.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,999
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 04:41 PM

I would never smoke marijuana and if I did by accident I would not inhale, and if by the merest of chance I did inhale I would not ingest.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 07:35 PM

I mean, look...I use whisky for medicinal purposes, so why should I deny others the right to use marijuana the same way if they want to?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 10:00 AM

"Like in Mrs. Whoozz's Brownies."

I ate 4 of them in Brooklyn one night and then spent about 3 1/2 hours trying to get to the West 4th Street and Sixth Avenue (Avenue of the Americas is its official name), normally a twenty minute ride. I traveled the length of Manhattan twice and did the same in Brooklyn when I started the trek across what seemed like forever. Then I got all excited when finally I saw a '4' on the station sign I shot through the open car doors which shut just behind me and lo, I was at 14th Street and Eighth Avenue (Eighth Avenue is its official name). Rather than end up back in Brooklyn and start all over, I walked.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 12:06 PM

sorry Rap but Bobster offered me a job with free weed ... so I gotta go with him.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 12:33 PM

I have many free weeds in my backyard, Dan, and you are welcome to come here and take all of them.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 12:39 PM

People without goats have not planned for the future.

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 12:59 PM

LOL, that was great Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Raparree For Prez! Same Ol' Party
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 01:00 PM

I don't think I'm zoned for goats here.