new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone

Subject: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 01:43 PM

There's gotta be someone already workin' on this tune. A gentle giant reborn after countless ages frozen in the cold cold north ... he's his own Mother and Father, he's a clone, he's all alone, darn those 'anti-cloners' anyway, wooly's back and he means to stay, etc., etc.

CNN and Time will poll the US public with the 'deep' philiosophical question; "Should we clone the frozen Wooly?" but Mudcatters will write the song of Wooly's adevntures! Of course we should clone him ... how else can we write his tale? Or do I mean right his tale, or better yet; right his tail!

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: lamarca
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 01:51 PM

In case you're wondering what Liam's talking about, read one story about the Jarkov Mammoth here.

Do you suppose he would be afraid of my cloned mice?

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 01:52 PM

lol lamarca! I suspect he would be afraid of your cloned mice!

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: lamarca
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 01:55 PM

"Oh, give me a clone,
Of my mammoth who roams
'Neath Siberia's tundra and ice
He's furry and strong
And twenty feet long
But seems to be frightened of mice..."

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 02:12 PM

Chorus:

"home home and deranged
now the years and the seasons have changed
he has no friends around, but he's glad he's been found
though his own DNA's rearranged"

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: MMario
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 02:37 PM

Thank you for sending me off into gales of laughter as my bosses supervisor walked past my cubbie....my reputation as "wierd" grows....

love the verse and chorus...

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 03:23 PM

chuckle - sorry MMario ....

I actually left a print out of the Web news story in the Mens room, so my collegues would be able to consider the merits of the story while they sit in their favorite work related 'reading' room.

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: MMario
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 03:29 PM

De nada - I already have the rep...and I'd rather get the laughter and have the rep then be considered "normal" anyway

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 22 Oct 99 - 10:27 PM

Well I've got a song on my site "Everybody must get cloned", with a line "They'll clone you cos they like your woolly hair". I wrote it back in 97, but it'll likely enough get a few mammoth features soon enough.

The Cloning Song

Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum
Date: 23 Oct 99 - 11:53 AM

mcgrath, it would appear that your words have proven prophetic!