BS: President Romney...President Romney

Subject: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 09:25 PM

Sounds presidential. Sounds like Amerika's future. Get ready. Our first Mormon president. Remember what a big deal our first Catholic president was? I do.

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Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 09:27 PM

President of what??? The dick-heads fraternity???

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Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 09:32 PM

Amerika tends to elect dick heads. It's the Amerikan way. Nixon.Reagan. King Georges I and II. Clinton. al-Obama. Johnson. The Dick Head Brigade.
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Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 09:36 PM

Well, Mitt will make them all look like they just come outta swimmin' in a cold pond... Talkin' shrinkage here...

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Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: gnu
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 09:46 PM

Ya mean Mitt needs a shrink? I can see that.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Don Firth
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 09:56 PM

Well . . . somebody sure needs a shrink.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 10:24 PM

Arguing with der Krinkel is a pretty nutty thing to do.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 10:55 PM

Yeah, back when I was social worker a mental health professional told me that it was useless arguing with mentally ill people...

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Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 09 Oct 12 - 11:10 PM

That's why I been thinkin' of cancellin' our upcomin' candidates' debate, Bobertz. I'd be wastin' my time, right? Anyways, why bother? I hear you ain't even made it to single digits yet in the polls.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 12:48 AM

Of course Bobert's pole is a single digit. But what business is that of yours? Bush meat!!

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 01:41 AM

I don't respond to screechin' from the peanut gallery, Bandar-Log boy. Go back to throwin' sticks and rubbish down from the canopy at the passin' tigers and leave yer betters to their business.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 01:48 AM

Road-Song of the Bandar-log (the Monkey People)

Here we go in a flung festoon,
Half-way up to the jealous moon!
Don't you envy our pranceful bands?
Don't you wish you had extra hands?
Wouldn't you like if your tails were--so--
Curved in the shape of a Cupid's bow?
Now you're angry, but--never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!

Here we sit in a branchy row,
Thinking of beautiful things we know;
Dreaming of deeds that we mean to do,
All complete, in a minute or two--
Something noble and wise and good,
Done by merely wishing we could.
We've forgotten, but--never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!

All the talk we ever have heard
Uttered by bat or beast or bird--
Hide or fin or scale or feather--
Jabber it quickly and all together!
Excellent! Wonderful! Once again!
Now we are talking just like men!
Let's pretend we are...never mind,
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!
This is the way of the Monkey-kind.

Then join our leaping lines that scumfish through the pines,
That rocket by where, light and high, the wild grape swings.
By the rubbish in our wake, and the noble noise we make,
Be sure, be sure, we're going to do some splendid things!

- Rudyard Kipling, "The Jungle Book"

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 02:33 AM

Bugger off bush meat!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 02:42 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: gnu
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 07:38 PM

That's a blank post. The rules should apply.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 07:44 PM

You might have missed it, Chongz, but I suspended my campaign months ago so if as a non-candidate I'm in single digits, hey, that's purdy good...

BTW, you checked yer numbers recently??? Not good at all... I mean, you got monkey's pulling for Romney... What's that about???

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Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 07:51 PM

It's a totem pole of monkey heads.
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Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 08:28 PM

Chongo tends to brush off suggestions that his numbers are too small to matter, Bobert. That would be thinking negatively, after all.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Greg F.
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 09:14 AM

More likely a monkey pole of Krunkle heads.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: bobad
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 10:24 AM

President Romney?..............I don't think the American people are that dumb, are they?

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 11:52 AM

Oh yeah??? Think again! But we'll have to wait and see, won't we?

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: saulgoldie
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 01:21 PM

"President Rmoney (correct spelling)" is the fourth stanza of a sad funeral dirge in honor of the Western world. The first lines were "President Reagan," followed by "President Bush," and "President Bush (er, "shrub") again."

And methinks that Krinkle has earned the coveted title of "one not to be responded to." So I won't no mo.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Kim C
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 02:01 PM

Kinky Friedman for President.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 02:16 PM

I think the fact that Romney is even blinking in the offing briefly is a monumental testimonial to the peculiar ignorance which infects many American minds.

IF he shows more than 40% in the vote count I will be surprised and disappointed by my fellow-Americans, but hey--it's happened before!


A

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: saulgoldie
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 02:30 PM

Amos, I never thought we could elect Shrub, much less twice. Or even vice-President Quayle...one bullet away, etc.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: GUEST,Ebor_Fiddler
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 04:13 PM

President Romney - The Alternative To Science?

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 07:31 PM

LOL

I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Thank you, Ebor_Fiddler.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Bert
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 07:44 PM

But not our first Moron President.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 10:15 PM

Most certainly not! It's a long and fine tradition.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 10:42 PM

Are you sure Romney is LDS? I'm thinking LSD?

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: ollaimh
Date: 12 Oct 12 - 10:25 PM

gordon gecko in the white house. romney was the boss of a leveraged buy out firm that ripped apart dozens of american compamies for the quick buck, just like gordon gecko.he created millions in debt as part of he wall street collapse just like gecko

it shows you just how far we have degenerated that the badest of bad guys is now almost president

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Stringsinger
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 07:01 AM

President? Not Mitt Wrongney representative of the Wrong Wing.

Subject: RE: BS: President Romney...President Romney
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 07:50 AM

Watch and see. Amerika picked Nixon.Twice. The Criminal Junior Bush too.
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