BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: gnu
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 08:20 PM

I have mixed feeilngs about #2. I wanna see Sarah naked but not on paper.

Subject: BS: Bobert's 2013 Predictions...
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 07:58 PM

Okay, here are my TOP TEN:

1. The Mars Rover will go on strike and demand that it will not go back to work unless it is renamed... I mean, I can see it's point... Rover is a dog's name...

2. Sarah Plain will pose nude for Playboy and Playboy will have to go to a 5th printing to fill the demand... Guess a lot of folks interested in the article???

3. The folks living in Atlantis will break the 4,000 year old no-communicate with the rest of Earth asking that we stop putting plastic bags in the ocean because the bags are wrecking their environment...

4. The US will finally release the 100 mpg carburetor causing major BIG OIL stocks to plummet...

5. Speaking of BIG OIL, Dick Cheney will go duck hunting and not shoot anyone... I know this is hard to believe but, hey???

6. President Obama will be signed by the Washington Wizards and score 11 points, 2 rebounds and 4 assists in his first game... Not enough... The Wiz loses 47th games in a row 101-83 to the lowly Charlotte Bobcats...

7. Big Foot will come out of the hills in North Dakota, soon become a regular at various watering holes and run and win a seat in the US House of Representatives as founder of the "Big Fury Critters Party"...

8. Tea-Party-Nation will hole up in the Alamo and declare itself independent... In dependence ends 2 hours after water and electricity cut off...

9. Edible dinosaur meat is found below the melting polar ice cap, millionaire Richard Stehenson buys it, eats it and becomes T-Rex... Not to fear... We've come a long way since those Japanese horror flicks of the 50s and Ricky get's mini-nuked... No one running through the streets screaming... Darned...

and...

10. Justice Scalia will be found nude with a hooker in the back of his Chrysler Pacifica at Haynes Point, tries to blame the liberal media but ends up resigning...

There ya'll have it... I'm feeling pretty good about most of them...

B;~)