BS: Dachshund running United Nations

Subject: BS: Dachshunds running United Nations
From: JennieG
Date: 13 Feb 13 - 11:04 PM

Did you know those smart dogs are going to be running the United Nations soon? it says so here

I don't see why they shouldn't.....they are bright little fellers!

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 13 Feb 13 - 11:51 PM

Maybe the recent article:

Dognition uses brain-teasers to unlock mysteries of your dog's mind

really reveals part of a secret plot to test advanced interogation techniques that would be specifically applicable to finding out the secrets of world leaders (?).

[We can't talk about governments without a conspiracy theory, can we?]

John

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 13 - 12:43 AM

Bfdk - come in please!

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Feb 13 - 04:44 AM

Running!!!! With those legs?

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 13 - 08:45 AM

Let dachsies rule the world (they already think they do). It can't get any more messed up.

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 13 - 11:58 AM

Young Dachshunds (like young people) are very good runners. It's the older ones who often tend to get fat and lazy. A Dachshund UN is a brilliant idea. It would be filled with lively debate, camaraderie, much tail-wagging, and just be loads of fun for everyone.

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: JennieG
Date: 14 Feb 13 - 04:49 PM

John, I left off an s when putting in the subject....I meant to write dachshunds, because there is one for each country! Our little dachshund friends would do a very good job of keeping the UN tension free and as LH says, it would certainly be fun.

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: Ed T
Date: 14 Feb 13 - 04:49 PM

They do have their nose and ears "close to the ground".

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 13 - 05:19 PM

And they can "smell trouble" awfully well too.

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 04:31 AM

Are you saying that dachshunds smell?

My mother told me, that if your feet smell, and your nose runs; then you're upside down.

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 04:51 AM

Dachshunds have"everything close to the ground".

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 05:03 AM

Reminds me of the old riddle.

What's the difference between a costermionger, and a dachshund?

A costermonger bawls out his wares in the street.

A dachshund, weears out his balls on the street

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 05:10 AM

LOL

Word on the street has it that they can't climbe stairs with an errection!
And that's just the females!

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 07:04 AM

DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS
by
Les Barker

Each night she's on the balcony
He loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised
She shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever
His kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

His home's a humble bungalow
And her's a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go
And that, they say. is that.
He never can be near her
Although she knows he cares
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

You want to win a woman?
Just be cool... be aloof
The dog who doesn't hit the stairs
Can make it to the roof.
The dog who doesn't care
Will be the dog who wins the day
You'll never get to heaven...
With your chopper in the way.

The spirit soars, the body falls
And heavy lies the heart
That cries out with the pain of love
Be still my broken part.
How painful is the passion
And painful the repairs
For Dachshunds with erections
Can't climb stairs.

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: bfdk
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 09:58 AM

Who called?

Dachshund UN, fine by me, I'm already ruled by them and have been for 20+ years ;-)

Young Milloup's g-grandsire even took part in one of them UNs, and representing the USA, no less.. Maguire took part in Birmingham. Here he is
again forging diplomatic relations, I'm sure, not sleeping as the text suggests!

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: JennieG
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 05:03 PM

Maguire is a very handsome feller!

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: number 6
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 05:39 PM

Chihuahua's are objecting to this already.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 06:05 PM

It figgers. They object to pretty much everything.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Dachshund running United Nations
From: olddude
Date: 15 Feb 13 - 09:17 PM

dang right, nothing smarter than a wiener dog .. I got three of em ... they outsmart me all the time ...