BS: Lazy? Who? Me?

Subject: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 02:33 PM

I put very little gas in my lawn mower near the end of the season. Instead of draining the tank, I tie the brake to the handle and let it run out of gas, thereby saving draining the tank and also saving removing the sparkplug to lube the tube. Once a month during the winter, I crank it over when I am passing by... if I can arsed to do it.

Beat that.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: Gurney
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 02:42 PM

I can't be bothered to go into the garage in the winter.

Our winters are mild enough to leave the car outside.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 03:50 PM

'Beat that.'

Each year I buy a goat. He cuts the grass. When winter comes I slaughter the goat and have a barbecue.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 04:05 PM

Genuine laziness would be having someone else slaughter the goat...

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 04:07 PM

Slaughter? What a chore! I kick the goat on the highway and then ring my lawyer to sue the driver.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: GUEST,Musket being patriotic
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 04:16 PM

I would have to ask the gardener what he does.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 05:00 PM

Oh, I am VERY lazy... I let others start 99% of the silly Mudcat threads... then I tease them. I even have a program that clicks the mouse for me.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 05:30 PM

Gnu, could you maybe just add a dash of petrol (gas) additive to the tank, run the motor for a few seconds then leave it without draining it? I used to do this with my ride-on mower. The special liquid additive prevents the petrol from thickening up during the cold, inactive months. I always found it started first time in the Spring.
I can be very lazy. I haven't hoovered out the car for months; you could grow spuds in there!

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: Joe_F
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 08:17 PM

When I take an afternoon nap, I set a timer for 20 min. When it wakes me up, I masturbate & doze.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 08:35 PM

Joe F? Hahahahahahahaaa! Pavlov's erection? Heheheheheheheee.

Eliza! Such would be far too much work and still require oilin up the cylinder. That would be wrenching for a lazy person. Spuds? What about the fertilizing and watering and such? Sounds like a lot of work.

Joe.. what happens when a timer goes off and you are in public? Haahahahaha. I can't stop laffing. Hehehehee....

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 09:59 PM

Pissing in the shower not only conserves water and saves dollars - a fella does not need to exert precious energy from lifting the toilet seat, and save the nagging from the wife when the target is missed.

Who needs to worry about lawn mower maintainance anyway, just chuck some gravel over the grass I problem solved.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 10:01 PM

I just have to tell you, as 'insider advice', "There is no time like the present to put off things."

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 10:06 PM

"After all is said and done, more is said than done."
-- Aesop,

John

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: Joe_F
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 03:39 PM

Gnu: I do not ordinarily take naps in public.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 05:49 PM

(He next EU cause is to ban Canadian Lumberjack jackets, 'cause the plad is insensitive to the scottish (tartan) That will be foLlowed by ban on maple syrup, in consideration for the feelings of the mapled trees.Not to mention the potential future ban on Canadian bacon, for concern for politician pig+dogs worldwide.

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 06:15 PM

here is a song I wrote GNU about being lazy
lazy

Subject: RE: BS: Lazy? Who? Me?
From: gnu
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 06:39 PM

Dan... loved to hear it again. Thanks for reminding me. Love yer tunes.