BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!

Subject: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 14 - 09:41 PM

A Death Star, cleverly disguised as the Moon and slipped in place during the recent eclipse, fired a green ray from a laser cannon at Earth. This is documented in this photo by Dan Long for NASA.

I believe that the UN has been apprised of the attack and is even now collecting the Security Council.

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Janie
Date: 18 Apr 14 - 09:51 PM

Oh Nooooo......!

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 18 Apr 14 - 11:48 PM

Well, they tell us we need to be more green.....or is that a bit of a long shot!

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 12:15 AM

Ms Advice:

Yesterday, I dyed my hair pink. Do you think that green will clash with my new hair choice?

Help needed in Iowa



Dear HniI:

Get a paperbag and wear it. Cut holes for the eyes.

Ms Advice

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 04:17 AM

To be boring, and acknowledging that you know already, it is a ranging laser being fired at a reflector left on the Moon by an Apollo crew.

I say it because it is one in the eye for the conspiracy theorists who deny the landings ever happened.

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 04:36 AM

Ah, but Keith, since it was NASA who handled the moon landings (allegedly) maybe they created this picture for that very reason - to add weight to their claim!
If they really did leave the reflector there, how very silly of them to have it pointing at Earth. It's rather like those dreadful security lights outside neighbours houses that shine right into one's window at night. Point it the other way please, NASA!

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 04:54 AM

NASA today confirmed the ray is not dangerous it is a delivery of green jelly (Jello) However it stated that someone kidnapped it on arrival they are examining an old pocket watch found at the scene.

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 05:24 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiment

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 05:31 AM

BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!.....Then it's for sure that Hillary is going to run against Jeb Bush??

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 07:14 AM

It's aliens, stupid 

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: johncharles
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 07:30 AM

It is lizard creep from the Icke thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Musket
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 07:35 AM

There's never a Millennium Falcon when you need one...

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 09:27 AM

Ranging? It could be. Getting the range so that the Final Blast is accurately fired!!

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 02:02 PM

What do you think is causing the earth slides, disappearances, sinkings, saber-rattling, earthquakes and wildfires? Man and/or Mother Nature?

Not without the help of Space Aliens!!!!!

Either The Empire or Ming the Merciless, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 02:35 PM

"Death Star," Michael Reeves and Steve Perry, "The Untold story of the ultimate weapon."

(How did they know?)

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 20 Apr 14 - 11:45 AM

There is nothing that can't be easily explained in music and song! Here Seamus Moore explains a much more logical source of green lights emitted from the moon!

Fluthered On The Moon

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 20 Apr 14 - 12:16 PM

I like the Wiki take on it:
the laser is highly monochromatic
Does "Highly monochromatic" mean that it is more just of one colour that if it were only just of one colour?

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Apr 14 - 01:19 PM

"The light from a laser typically comes from one atomic transition with a single precise wavelength. So the laser light has a single spectral color and is almost the purest monochromatic light available.

That being said, however, the laser light is not exactly monochromatic. The spectral emission line from which it originates does have a finite width, if only from the Doppler effect of the moving atoms or molecules from which it comes. Since the wavelength of the light is extremely small compared to the size of the laser cavities used, then within that tiny spectral bandwidth of the emission lines are many resonant modes of the laser cavity."

from

http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/optmod/qualig.html

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 14 - 08:26 PM

That certainly resonates with me.

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Janie
Date: 20 Apr 14 - 08:44 PM

Don't listen to the scientific blather being posted by aliens. They are just trying to divert us from discovering them until it is to late to defend ourselves!

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 14 - 09:29 PM

Here's what happened when that green ray hit Iceland. I understand that they were aiming for Ireland but misspelled it.

Subject: RE: BS: Death Star attacks Earth!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 14 - 12:34 PM

Definitely a three pipe problem.