Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: Jack Campin
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 06:56 PM

The statue sings...

All around my twat
I have a team of firemen
With great big rippling muscles
And enormous cans of lube.
And if anybody asks me
What the hell they're doing there
I say it's for a Yankee
Who was posing for YouTube.

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 06:48 PM

- - vaginismus - -- - - bit like how canines do it?

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: GUEST,#
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 06:29 PM

"...and Blimey Mrs Murphy, if I couldn't get it out..."

Bert, post the whole stanza :-)

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: GUEST,Tony Rath aka Tonyteach
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 05:52 PM

That old Irish ditty Fanny Power springs to mind.

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: Alan Day
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 05:45 PM

Thanks for a good laugh
Al

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: Bert
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 04:47 PM

...and Blimey Mrs Murphy, if I couldn't get it out...

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: Rob Naylor
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 03:55 PM

This was my daughter#s "scoop"!

She's a journalist with RT in Moscow and was sent the photos and story by an acquaintance in Germany.

So she did a light-hearted "filler" story with the headline "It's A Boy" and also wondered whether it might be "statuary rape".

From there the story was picked up by Huffington Post and then went viral in loads of other media, including the UK and Australia. I was speaking to her last night and she's embarrassed about it....she wants her work to become "known" and is normally very pleased if something she's written gets picked up by other organisations, but this one was so daft she's having the piss ripped out of her mercilessly in the office now!

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 03:46 PM

I...ummm.. don't think it needs a song. It sorta stands on its own.

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 03:46 PM

At my age, I've quite forgoten how to gain entrance to one in the first place ???

Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 03:32 PM

I understand that when it rains the sculpture acts as a water spout.
Cue "Stealer's Wheel" stuck in the piddle with you

You must admit, he was a bit of a prick getting stuck there.

Subject: Song Challenge! Stuck in a Vagina!
From: Amergin
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 02:26 PM

So this American exchange student climbs into a giant stone vagina sculpture....and gets stuck.

I figured that with the recent sadness we can use some levity...and besides, you know he'd love this one.

Stuck In a Vagina