BS: gnudists

Subject: BS: gnudists
From: gnu
Date: 11 Mar 16 - 07:09 PM

If Rap can be Emperor, I can be Pup. I worship only one Dog. The Dog of true salivation.

I visited The Holy Bog, back in the Mountain Heath of Scared Kent Count, New Brunswick, Canada and witnessed a burning cranberry bush.

And Dog spake unto me : Listen up, buddy. I ain't gonna write this down on accounta it's simple shit. I got one commandment fer yas what's friggin n fightin over simple bullshit n stuff. Be cool.

I implored : That's it? WTF? That's all you got?

And Dog spake : Yeah. Now, put the fire out and pick the cranberries. They are really good for cleaning your urinary tract. Seriously, they are great for the pisser and they have a low calorie count. Best berry goin. Better than grapes... I shit you not. The juice is fantastic Plus, you can make a kinda jam that goes well with a turkey or chicken dinner. Trust me. These are awesome.

I was lost. I begged again : You shittin me? That's it? Cranberries?

Dog seemed angry and thus spake : Yeah. Cranberries. Simple shit. Are you slow? I see everything. Like, you keep watchin The Leafs lose every year, right? So, whos' takin the piss here? I wouldn't bet on The Leafs if they had Dryden in goal, two Orrs on defense and Rocket, Pocket and Béliveau up front with guys like Cornyeh... Cornwhy... the lil guy dat skate like he ass on fire... on da bench, la. Leave me alone. Chill out.

And so, I deliver Dog's One Commandment to you, etched in Kent County oil shale, as Pup :

Be cool.

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Mar 16 - 08:25 PM

" A rose is a mixture of flower and thorns, which means it's half "Let's fuck," and half "fuck you."
Jarod Kintz,

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: Janie
Date: 11 Mar 16 - 10:34 PM

I can definitely subscribe to a gnudist philosophy in principle, but fear the lack of cranberry glades here in the southland. Will blueberries or black raspberries serve as well?

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: GUEST,Ed T GT
Date: 11 Mar 16 - 10:45 PM

"" I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.""
Jarod Kintz

Ed T

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Mar 16 - 10:55 PM

"I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is."
John Green

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Mar 16 - 12:20 AM

Probably just as well this isn't about what I thought it was going to be about. Started, as it was, by someone who lives in a place that is too cold much of the year, and when it warms up probably has mosquitoes, the gnudists in that region might suffer.

But who doesn't love cranberries?

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Mar 16 - 12:49 AM

We will permit this.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperius Rex    (r) His alternate mark

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: Megan L
Date: 12 Mar 16 - 03:05 AM

HEY GNU do gnus go to gnudist beaches there are three in Scotland we did have an American try that in Orkney they had to be taken to hospital wie hypothermia then got arrested fur frightening the sheep

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 12 Mar 16 - 04:00 AM

Yeah, but will he serve decent coffee?

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: gnu
Date: 12 Mar 16 - 08:04 AM

COFFEE? Nay NAY! During High Mess, King Cole Orange Pekoe tea, blended in the Holy Town of Sussex, Province of New Brunswick (The Picture Province - Underdeveloped and Overexposed), for which only Blessed Water from The Holy Bog is used, is taken. For the truly devout, in winter, only water drawn from a recently used beaver dam entrance may be used, thus ensuring it to be of the murkiest quality possible.

Pup g The First and Last

Subject: RE: BS: gnudists
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 12 Mar 16 - 12:08 PM

Can I have that skinny with an extra shot?