BS: where is Tweed??

Subject: BS: where is Tweed??
From: khandu
Date: 22 Apr 16 - 06:24 PM

Anyone know what became of the feller? I miss his badly recorded blues and is indecipherable conversations. Hell, I miss everybody.

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Apr 16 - 07:38 PM

...and I've missed you and your birthmonth greetings, khandu. Welcome back!

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: khandu
Date: 22 Apr 16 - 08:23 PM

Thanks Joe! I am rarely around but I always raise a glass to you every August.

Lot of pee down the pipes since I was a fixture here. Lot of good friends gone on. But such is life, my Friend. Glad you are still keeping the balance!

Now, where did the tweediot get off at?

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 22 Apr 16 - 09:07 PM

Tweed last posted 2013

http://mudcat.org/usersearch.cfm?who=Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 12:06 AM

Glad to see you turn up. Visit MOAB while you're here, the guys will be thrilled to see you!

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: Janie
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 09:41 AM

He's on Facebook as Tweeds Blues.

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: khandu
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 04:04 PM

Haw, Sandra & Janie, thank you both a bunch!

k

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 08:01 PM

"Where is Tweed?" you ask. Well, it's a sad and sordid tale, but someone has to tell it, so it might as well be me....

Back in February, Tweed's work required that he travel from his home in Palm Beach County to some podunk town on the other side of The Everglades. While returning home, he felt the call of nature and, there being an acute shortage of facilities in the 'Glades, pulled off the highway onto an unpaved road. He drove far enough from the main road to assure privacy, got out of his truck, and proceeded to do his business. Unfortunately, Tweed failed to notice the large Burmese python coiled up in the bushes beside the road. The snake mistook Tweed's urinary/reproductive equipment for a female python and immediately fell in love. He put poor Tweed's willy in an unbreakable lip-lock and drug it, with the rest of Tweed attached, into the water and to a nearby small island where he performed unspeakable acts with the aforementioned member while poor Tweed could do nothing but look on helplessly.

After the python had exhausted itself, Tweed was able to escape from the island, wade to his truck, and drive back home where he has been trying to drink the memory of the event out of his mind for the last two months.

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 08:08 PM

I will vouch for that, because I wondered as well and cracked into various police and hospital reports. The injuries were extensive but not exactly fatal or even life threatening. However, parts of him still remember and long for that embrace.

Subject: RE: BS: where is Tweed??
From: khandu
Date: 23 Apr 16 - 09:25 PM

A sad tale indeed, though not unexpected. I suspected such after the evasive responses I have received from certain others. You know of whom I speak. (wink wink)

But I must be strong and press on.

Fare thee well.

"Do any of you know how to make a D chord?", I asked, unabashedly.
Now back I must go.

k