BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?

Subject: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Mr Red
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 05:44 AM

Take your pick, they all want it except Namibia, they want to be first in Africa

All of them, a hoot.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 07:16 AM

I haven't been able to open the link (I'm in work). But it looks like it's time for a reworking of the Abbot & Costello "Who's on first"

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 07:27 AM

Or,
"Are Metallica playing?"
"They're on second"
"Who's on first?"
"Yes"
"Great, I loved 'owner of a broken heart'"
"That's by 'Yes'"
"Yes, you said they're on first"
"Who's on first!"
"That's what I asked you, you said Yes"
"Yes, Who's on first"

Continue ad nauseum

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: akenaton
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 09:02 AM

Brexit Britain.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 09:11 AM

2nd is Putin the Pimp, not Russia but the individual.

Carlos Slim is not the richest man on Earth, it is Putin.

This scenario feels like the new James Bond megalomaniac Killer-thriller with nukes.




Nigel, More nauseum please.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 09:32 AM

Is that Pink Floyd?
No that's Pink, and my name is Bob.
...Who is on last?
No Who was on first. Bare Naked Ladies are on last tonight.
I was on Bare Naked Ladies last night.
No...

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 09:42 AM

OK, here is a TOTALLY TRUE conversation that happened between a good friend of mine (F) and an acquaintance of ours (A):
(prior conversation between involved a mention of the band Yes)
F: Have you heard of Yes?
A: Yes.
F: Do you like Yes?
A: Yes!
F: Do you have echolalia?
A: No.
F: Do you know what echolalia is?
A: I thought it was a Yes album...
At which point my friend and I laughed our asses off.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 09:59 AM

"Are Metallica playing?"
"They're on second"
"Who's on first?"
"Yes"
"Great, I loved 'owner of a broken heart'"
"That's by 'Yes'"
"Yes, you said they're on first"
"Who's on first!"
"That's what I asked you, you said Yes"
"Yes, Who's on first"
"Is that Pink Floyd?"
I think that's Pink, and my name is Bob."
"...Who is on last?
"No Who was on first. Bare Naked Ladies are on last tonight."
"I was on Bare Naked Ladies last night."
"No they are on tonight"
"Yes I!...
"Yes isn't here tonight."

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Mr Red
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 10:29 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 10:58 AM

Oh dear, I may have started something here.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Stu
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 11:09 AM

America is number ones and two's at the moment. Brexit UK is a viral wart on Trump's fat orange arse, occasionally tweaked by the passing swish of used bog paper but hoping to catch a bit of clart from the shitball of trade deals the fat old scrote will be doing with everyone with any clout in the world, which is not Brexit Britain.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 11:39 AM

To misquote an old bit of doggerel:
"You can tell an utter nutter
By his language of the gutter.
And the pig got up, and slowly walked away"

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 12:12 PM

Disheartening, disgusting, demoralizing and deathly.

It is picture of Donald naked since the election.
It is not just a good beach spoiled but is an anti unseeable never forgotten scar on your retinas. Note the bad dye job on his pubes.

last warning not to click

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: Rob Naylor
Date: 10 Feb 17 - 10:03 AM

Germany's is the best, IMO:

America First Germany Second

Video starts at 1.50 in but the whole segment is entertaining.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: JHW
Date: 10 Feb 17 - 03:07 PM

Our UK news told us time and again that the UK came second in the last Olympics medal table. Never did say who came first.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 11 Feb 17 - 03:08 PM

Lady Hillary and I saw the Naked Donald statue in Jersey City several times before it was abducted.

Since the orange one believes in Zero Sum thinking, it's USA first, everyone else second. After all, his ass is inboard.

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: michaelr
Date: 12 Feb 17 - 02:10 AM

Here

Subject: RE: BS: if it's America 1st, who is 2nd?
From: michaelr
Date: 12 Feb 17 - 02:13 AM

Even Mordor has one now! "We have two towers, they're the greatest towers."