BS: Trump the musical

Subject: BS: Trump the musical
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Mar 17 - 08:12 PM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rampage/wp/2016/12/05/trump-the-musicals/?utm_term=.76393c23367e

I would add;

I would Do Anything for Gold, but I won't do that
Poor Unfortunate souls
Pathetique'
To Russia with Love
Gold'Pinki'
Fly him to the moon
WWIII (Tom Leaher}

Subject: RE: BS: Trump the musical
From: Senoufou
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 02:22 PM

'Springtime For Hitler'
'I'm Reviewing The Situation' (Fagin in Oliver)
'Hair' and 'White Boys' (both from Hair)

Subject: RE: BS: Trump the musical
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 05:16 PM

CHORUS:
Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me!
LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Twitler and Wall Street cats
Preibus is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Twitler and Generals
White folks can hate folks once more!
Springtime for Twitler and Private schools
Watch out, Muslims
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for all Democrats
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Twitler America
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
STORMTROOPER:
Come on, you racists
Go into your dance!
STORMTROOPER "Beauregard":
I am raised on my own petard so they call me Beauregard.
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Trumpist party!
ULLA:
The Donald is coming, the Donald is coming, the Donald is coming!
STORMTROOPER #1:
Mr. President!
STORMTROOPER #2:
Mr. President!
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
My. President!
Springtime for TWITLER America
ALL:
mr. president!
DONALD:
Not you, you/re fake news
I'm so huge
Who's out to change our history
Mr. President
Raise your hand
There's no huger
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
Donald:
If you're looking for a wall, here's World Class Wall
I am huge
No one is bigger
CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Liberal's hair is on fire
Donald
I won the election bigger and better
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Every Republican now cheer...

CHORUS:
Every Republican now cheer
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Donald is causing a Fuhrer!
He's got those Russians in his hand
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Donald is causing a furor!
ROGER:
I was a has been mogul
I was just a tower resident
Got a phone call from NBC
Told me I was President
Aliens were blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And did Twitter rants
Now the Muslim terrorists are througgh
Flynn:
I am Flynn,
I met my end!
Manifort:
I am Manifort,
I'm a liar of sorts!
DONALD:
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
I am YUGE
Watch my show
I'm won the election big
Dontcha know
No more crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone now cheer to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Goose-step's the new step today
DONALD:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Drones bombing from the skies again
CHORUS:
America hates great once again
Donald & CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Big Yachts are sailing once more
Springtime for tWITLER and AmErIcA
DONALD:
Means we'll BE Grabbing
Donald:
You bet we'll be grabbing
we'll be busy building a wall
Donald & CHORUS:
You know we'll be BUILDING to war!!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump the musical
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 05:36 PM

Edited version

CHORUS:
America was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me!
LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Twitler and Wall Street cats
Preibus is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Twitler and Generals
White folks can hate folks once more!
Springtime for Twitler and Private schools
Watch out, Muslims
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Twitler and America...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for all Democrats
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Twitler America
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
UBERTROOPER:
Come on, you racists
Go into your dance!
UBERTROOPER "Beauregard":
I am raised on my own petard so they call me Beauregard.
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Trumpist party!
KELLYANN:
The Donald is coming, the Donald is coming, the Donald is coming
Reporter #1:
Mr. President!
REPORTER #2:
Mr. President!
LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER:
Mr. President!
Springtime for TWITLER America
REORTER#4:
mr. president!
DONALD:
Not you, you're fake news
I'm so huge
Who's out to change our history
Mr. President
Raise your hand
There's no one huger
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
Donald:
If you're looking for a wall, here's a World Class Wall
I am huge
No one is bigger than me
CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Liberal's hair is on fire
Donald:
I won the election bigger and better
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Every Republican now cheer...

CHORUS:
Every Republican now cheer
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Donald is causing a Fuhrer!
He's got those Russians in his hand
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Donald is causing a furor!
Donald:
I was a has been mogul
I was just a tower resident
Got a phone call from NBC
Told me I was President
Aliens were blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And did some Twitter rants
Now the Radical Muslim terrorists are through
Flynn:
I am Flynn,
I met my end!
Manifort:
I am Manifort,
I'm a liar of sorts!
DONALD:
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
I am YUGE
Watch my show
I've won the election big
Dontcha know
No more crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone now cheer to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Goose-step's the new step today
DONALD:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Drones bombing from the skies again
CHORUS:
America makes hate so great again
Donald & CHORUS:
Springtime for Twitler America
Big Yachts are sailing once more
Springtime for tWITLER and AmErIcA
DONALD:
Means we'll BE Grabbing
Donald:
You bet we'll be grabbing
we'll be busy building a wall
Donald & CHORUS:
You know we'll be BUILDING to war!!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump the musical
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 07:36 PM

Wonder if there's any room for Springtime for Hitler' In there !!
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Trump the musical
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Mar 17 - 08:30 AM

Inspired by Senofou I used the actual cinema version by Mr. Brooks and only cut out the tap dancing sequence and scene change.


If admin would please delete the unedited version there would be clarity and brevity.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump the musical
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Mar 17 - 11:20 PM

fuck trump

fuck sanctimonious folk who moan about trump...




we are now in a deaparate age of post trump...

Subject: RE: BS: Trump the musical
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 05 Mar 17 - 12:49 AM

Remember the climactic scene of planet of the apes.. the statue of liberty..

nearly 50 years ago that was bleak satire...