A trip around the sun

Subject: A trip around the sun
From: topical tom
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 11:30 AM

I have (thanks to God) once again circumnavigated the sun but it gets a little harder each time. Could it be I need a new spaceship?

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 11:38 AM

There was an Irishman planning to land a rocket on the sun.
"You'll burn up" I said.

"Ah, no. We're going at night!"

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: topical tom
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 11:59 AM

LOL! P.S: It is my birthday today!

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 12:41 PM

Happy Birthday, and here's a wee song for you!
Circle Round the Sun

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 01:21 PM

Two Blondes were having a wee chat and one says to the other.."What is closest, The sun or London?" The other blonde says.. "well Hello, can you see London from here ?"

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: topical tom
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 01:26 PM

Tattie Bogle: Thanks so much for the wonderful music and documentary.I must confess that I had never heard the band before.

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: topical tom
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 01:28 PM

GUEST: Lol! Good one!

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: GUEST,henryp
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 01:47 PM

Happy Birthday!

Unfortunately, we haven't got the choice of another spaceship.

That's why we should take better care of this one.

The earth is like a sauna
It's too hot for its fauna
I'd like to save the gnu and kangaroo
The chimpanzees, the birds and bees
And - oh yes - me and you

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: topical tom
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 03:06 PM

GUESt,Henryp: Well said and my spaceship is in quite good shape as it is!

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: EBarnacle
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 06:08 PM

Do0ncha worry, Tom. Trump will find a way to change that for us.

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: gnu
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 06:38 PM

Happies atchya! BTW way, GUEST,henryp... I am all for saving the gnus.

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 07:54 PM

Trip Around the Sun Greetings & wishing you many more comfortable journeys!

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 08:13 PM

What got stronger this trip?

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 09:27 PM

No gnus is bad news...

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 06:15 AM

"well Hello, can you see London from here ?"

er........ I can't see the sun today. Has Trump banned that too?

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: topical tom
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 01:07 PM

Yes, he calls it "climate change".

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: Mrrzy
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 02:31 PM

Tattie Bogle, I thought you meant this...

Hippo Birdie meanwhile, Deer Tom!

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 04:39 PM

The sun is colder in the winter 

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 06:23 PM

Happy birthday from me, too, Topical Tom!

Subject: RE: A trip around the sun
From: olddude
Date: 29 Mar 17 - 05:52 PM

Happy birthday bro, put on your sun screen