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BS: Truck fishing

olddude 05 May 17 - 01:03 PM
olddude 05 May 17 - 01:05 PM
leeneia 05 May 17 - 06:18 PM
Greg F. 05 May 17 - 06:24 PM
gillymor 05 May 17 - 07:18 PM
olddude 05 May 17 - 07:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 May 17 - 08:10 PM
Rapparee 05 May 17 - 08:44 PM
olddude 05 May 17 - 08:53 PM
leeneia 06 May 17 - 10:26 AM
Dave the Gnome 06 May 17 - 10:32 AM
gnu 06 May 17 - 10:38 AM
olddude 06 May 17 - 11:52 AM
olddude 06 May 17 - 11:59 AM
keberoxu 06 May 17 - 12:08 PM
Rapparee 06 May 17 - 10:23 PM
olddude 07 May 17 - 12:09 PM
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Subject: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 17 - 01:03 PM

Raining like crazy, I wanted to fish so I drove my truck to the lake rolled down the window, stuck my pole out and caught a catfish. Reeled him into the truck.. Lol
If you fish from a truck window, you may be a redneck...


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 17 - 01:05 PM

The real skill is not hitting him on the rear view mirror when reeling :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: leeneia
Date: 05 May 17 - 06:18 PM

Isn't there a song about filling the back of the pickup with water and fishing in it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: Greg F.
Date: 05 May 17 - 06:24 PM

Not fair, Dan - I have to run the gauntlet of the !*#%** deer ticks to get anywhere near the streams here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: gillymor
Date: 05 May 17 - 07:18 PM

Dan, you're a disgrace to the fishing community. You should be stripped of your beer cozy and have your bamboo rod broken half in 2.
What's next, you gonna stock your bathtub with trout and fish while seated on the commode?


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 17 - 07:25 PM

Fishing on the commode, great idea Lol perfect gilly..


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 17 - 08:10 PM

Truck fishing? I have never caught a truck. The only automobiles I've caught are Barracudas and Stingrays.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 17 - 08:44 PM

I've caught both log salmon and tire trout.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 17 - 08:53 PM

Lol I bet you guys need a really big hook and heavy gear for those


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: leeneia
Date: 06 May 17 - 10:26 AM

I forget to congratulate you on your catch. Was it big enough to eat?


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 May 17 - 10:32 AM

The only automobiles I've caught are Barracudas and Stingrays.

What about a motor pike and side carp?

:D tG


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: gnu
Date: 06 May 17 - 10:38 AM

Hahahaa! How did I know it was Dan that started this thread? Obvious.

I have fished while standing in the box of my truck at the edge of a beaver dam. A big beaver dam. Scares the trout away from the deep water when you stand on the crest in the midday sun.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 06 May 17 - 11:52 AM

Leenia, I don't keep any fish or very rarely keep fish. I talk to them and toss em back so they can tell their fish friends stories about alien abduction Lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 06 May 17 - 11:59 AM

If you're
TTrying toccatch truck do you use a vw bug for bait


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 May 17 - 12:08 PM

Cue the Smothers Brothers --

he's talking to the fish again.

"He Talks To The Fish....
But They Never Listen...."

I can hear Tommy Smothers snickering now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 17 - 10:23 PM

Alien abductions usually involve inserting probes into various bodily orifices. Do you do that? If so, why?


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 07 May 17 - 12:09 PM

Lol you can do that


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 07 May 17 - 12:12 PM

So sometimes common sense eludes my kids.

Kid . I bet my dad would like some fresh salmon

So she zip locks it, wraps it puts it in a box and mails it.. From alaska!!

Can you see the problem here.. Que jeopardy music

So yesterday I go to the post office and find a note in my box

Dear dan, we hope you don't mind we threw out the smelly dead fish someone mailed you from alaska.. We could not take it anymore

Que Kid on phone.. I must have forgot the dry ice


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: Greg F.
Date: 07 May 17 - 03:03 PM

Priceless. Love it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 07 May 17 - 09:55 PM

Could notstop llaughing


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: leeneia
Date: 08 May 17 - 02:21 PM

Has she always done things like that, Dan? If not, I'd be worried.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 08 May 17 - 08:47 PM

Always, she is a beautiful, super smart over achiever.. But no common sense like her sisters.. I have all three that are doctors of sorts.. Two phds one veterinarian.. All zero common sense but amazing sweet and funny


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: leeneia
Date: 08 May 17 - 10:19 PM

Well, that's a relief.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 09 May 17 - 02:30 PM

Scatter brain like me, I would lecture at mit and then forget where my car was.. Apple does not fall far from the tree Lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 May 17 - 03:14 PM

it's May, it's May, the lusty month of May....

a lot of critters have their minds ... on other matters.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: leeneia
Date: 10 May 17 - 01:47 AM

I was just reading Science News and I learned that certain catfishes have venom, usually in the pectoral fins. Do you ever have to worry about that when you catch a catfish?

All my life I thought that catfish had a bad rep just because their feelers look threatening. Now I'm glad I never picked one up to pet it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 17 - 01:05 PM

olddude noodles them thar catfish... like a real man... 'ceptin he don't his arm on accounta he's after the BIG ones.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 10 May 17 - 04:21 PM

Leenia no only in South America. Harmless here but they do have barbs on the fins that can ouch ya... Gnu Lol exactly


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 10 May 17 - 04:25 PM

Super good tasting fish however, I just don't bother with any fish.. Now I will be heading to alaska for major salmon Fishing.. I will keep every salmon as my family loves them.. I don't actually would rather have a catfish


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 10 May 17 - 04:26 PM

Kids that is my daughters love salmon from alaska, my wife also, me so so, I will eat it but not my favorite


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: Neil D
Date: 10 May 17 - 04:48 PM

gnu and olddude peeing in a river from a bridge.
gnu: "Gee this water's cold."
olddude: "Yeh. And deep."


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: leeneia
Date: 10 May 17 - 04:55 PM

Maybe I should try eating some catfish. What's the best way to cook it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: gillymor
Date: 10 May 17 - 07:11 PM

Down here in SW Florida our most common catfish in the salt and brackish waters is the Hard Head and they've got spines that are mildy poisonous on their dorsal and pectoral fins and can give you a hellacious sting. We've got a special way to grasp them from the belly side to keep from getting stung but now and then you hear about someone who gets stung right through their shoe while kicking them back into the water.
I don't eat fried foods very often but catfish rolled in a light breading and fried in very hot oil is my favorite way to cook it. I use finely crushed cracker crumbs or cornflake crumbs for the breading and I much prefer farmed catfish to wild which can taste kind of muddy sometimes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 10 May 17 - 08:56 PM

Catfish with cajun spices awesome.. Neil that was great still laughing


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 10 May 17 - 08:58 PM

Channel catfish, awesome, blue catfish even better.. All freshwater species. I don't know much about saltwater cats. Gilly is the expert there


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: gillymor
Date: 11 May 17 - 08:50 AM

Well Dan, I tried cooking Hard Heads once and it didn't go so well. You cut off the heads and tails, gut them and then soak in salted water for 24 hours and it came out kind of bland. Gafftopsails are a different matter, they're a large fish that you can fillet and broil or grill. Pretty good.
When I occasionally indulge I get farm-raised catfish from the grocery and sometimes do them Cajun style. Mighty fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: gillymor
Date: 11 May 17 - 08:56 AM

oh and when I do fry catfish I also do okra with it in the same manner (but in a different pan).


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: leeneia
Date: 12 May 17 - 12:33 AM

I think I like the sound of Cajun catfish. Thanks.

One of my most vivid early memories comes from Florida, where I had heard other kids talking about how catfish can sting you. A man gave our family a batch of fish from Lake Okochobee, and I begged my mother not to give me any catfish. They were fileted and fried, but I was still afraid of a catfish.

Tells you something about how little kids think. I give my mother credit for not saying something dumb like "It can't hurt you!" I was four years old and not ready for logic.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 12 May 17 - 12:54 PM

Hey gilly its to late this year but next year why don't you come fishing in alaska with me..


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: gillymor
Date: 12 May 17 - 03:06 PM

Dan, that sounds like a whole lot of fun. I've got to get past some more joint replacements before I can plan any trips but I'll let you know how that goes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Truck fishing
From: olddude
Date: 12 May 17 - 07:14 PM

Deal my friend


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