BS: Life imitates Emoticons...

Subject: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 06:22 PM

... and on a brighter note...

I was walking home this afternoon and, on the pavement just as I turned off the main street to our house,
I was astounded to spot a new dog turd that is the spitting image of the much loved emoticon...

..except it had it's eyes and mouth shut.. maybe a late afternoon nap...

But oh what a beauty.. impressive size and substance, a perfect walnut whip in shape... ??


Should have taken a photo, because by tomorrow it'll surely be smeared for several yards down to the shops...

Oh how existence is so fleeting.....

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 06:24 PM

How strange is that.. the poo emoticon has posted as two question marks...

talk about weird shit...!!!???

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 06:57 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 09:25 PM

The movie Running with Scissors anthropomorphized poo this morning now you did it again. My day imitated poo.

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 10:06 PM

Doggy Poo


A charming philosophical short stop motion animation about a dog turd finding it's place in the universe...

I'd forgotten I bought this a decade ago...

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Oct 17 - 10:15 PM

Original Korean Language version

USA version part 1

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: Mr Red
Date: 05 Oct 17 - 05:04 PM

you must be a fan. How does that hit you?

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 06 Oct 17 - 11:03 AM

It seems that free-range dogs (those with no-one to pick up after them) are no longer being fed on bones, or bonemeal. I no longer see the 'white' dog poo that used to litter our streets.

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 17 - 03:40 PM

Nigel I too remember white poo but hesitated to delve into it.
I think it was dry food with lots of ash in it. Also it showed up in the winter.

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: Teribus
Date: 06 Oct 17 - 03:52 PM

White dog poo was generally the result of high calcium - from bones and from eating raw meat. Not many dogs on that diet now.

Subject: RE: BS: Life imitates Emoticons...
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 17 - 03:56 PM

My poo supposition stands corrected ":^/