BS: Better wear pants to bed

Subject: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: olddude
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 09:27 AM

Google says UR anus is visible tonight.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 10:07 AM

I'll take my binoculars out tonight into my back passage to look for it. The sun don't shine there.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: gillymor
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 10:16 AM

We're finally going to find out if Scotty was correct when he informed Capt. Kirk, "There's Klingons on Uranus".

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 10:17 AM

What's the bottom line here?

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: gillymor
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 10:28 AM

I don't know, Steve, maybe some asstral photographer can help detertmine it.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 10:30 AM

So now's a good time to study Asstronomy...

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 10:35 AM

Have black holes got anything to do with this?

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Greg F.
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 01:24 PM

That's BACK holes, Steve.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: olddude
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 07:09 PM

Then what is a milky way or should I not ask

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Joe_F
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 07:14 PM

If we followed the advice of the OED & AHD, which both prefer the stress on the first syllable, we would be spared a good deal of crude wit.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 07:19 PM

You mean, Urine-us? Are you sure that that will spare us crude wit?

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: olddude
Date: 20 Oct 17 - 07:57 PM

Lol perfect

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: BobL
Date: 21 Oct 17 - 02:29 AM

Does Uranus have asteroids?

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 21 Oct 17 - 05:11 AM

Yeah, piles of 'em.

Now, about Saturn's rings...

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Oct 17 - 06:07 AM

You know what they used mercury for, don't you?

Now for your next challenge............

What can you make out of Enceladus?

Or Rhea? ............ I can see it now the Welsh/Irish man Dai O'..................

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: gnu
Date: 21 Oct 17 - 06:41 AM

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Oct 17 - 08:34 AM

Someone is selling bits of The Moon, so maybe you could get bits of Io on credit - by Jupiter

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 17 - 06:12 PM

There will be an assedroid this evening, visible in the Southern hemisphere, with shitting stars.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: olddude
Date: 21 Oct 17 - 08:18 PM

Careful however, you may get mooned

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 04:06 AM

This thread has brought back so many happy memories of the conversations in my primary school playground, all those years ago....

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 12:14 PM

It Depends

Black Holes Matter

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 04:05 PM

Apollo to Mission Control
I think we're in sight of our goal
But this reading of g
Seems excessive to me
We must be quite near a black

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Oct 17 - 05:30 PM

In a sudden 305 degree thread drift Z' turn...

There Is A Movie that illuminates our ignorance of the true nature of our universe.
It is called Arrival.
As I have been saying Time is NOT simply a moveable point
It smears in relation to other forces as in a wave.
This is what the movie demonstrates with Amy Adams' emerging disjointed perceptions.
This is a movie some people may never really understand because,
as I have said many times before, some people are strictly linear.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: BobL
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 04:49 AM

Does Time always flow at the same speed? And if not, what can you measure it against?

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 06:20 AM

It's a simple question, Donuel. Come along now...

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 06:46 AM

Its a good question BobL. Its a bad question for Steve.

If we slice a loaf of time from the POV of a spacecraft accelerated away from Earth it exists in the Earth's past. Accelerated toward Earth it flows into a Earth future.

slicing a loaf of time

Another way of thinking is that time is not one dimensional.
We all agree today (even steve) that time moves at different speeds in relation to mass and gravity but variability goes much farther than that.

Personally I believe time plays a crucial role in the Dark Energy conundrum.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 07:14 AM

Since a satellite is farther away from the mass of Earth, time moves faster. If we did not correct the time difference with a clock in your car your GPS would be off by 30-50 meters. Thanks to Einstein we can correct these small differences in time. There are places where time stops. (black holes matter)

I would like to know how time behaves in the presence of extreme dark matter.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 10:44 AM

"We all agree today (even steve) that time moves at different speeds"

I had an alarm clock like that once. Bloody thing nearly got me sacked by making me late for work.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: gillymor
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 01:18 PM

Thank goodness for Einstein's "Anus Mirabilis".

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 02:01 PM

Ah, but what about the Queen's Anus Horribilis? You can't win 'em all...

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 03:09 PM

This thread remains butt ugly. Reminder , Steve eats fish and eggs together.
Stay downwind.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 03:21 PM

Upwind would be better. And don't come near when I've eating corned beef butties.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: olddude
Date: 23 Oct 17 - 05:44 PM

Beer does it for me. A good ale is stellar

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 24 Oct 17 - 12:18 AM

Time for some real science...

Apparently there really are clouds of methane floating around Saturn's ring...????

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Oct 17 - 08:28 AM

I wonder if Earth had large clouds of hydrocarbons early on but they either were blown away by solar wind or precipitated down to the ground.
There are more hydro carbons underground than can be accounted for by 'fossils' and vegetation alone. Then there is Titan with an ocean of hydrocarbon. If Mars has oil is an interesting question.

They say Lord Shah of Irate has lots of oil.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Oct 17 - 08:59 AM

and gas , whew

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: olddude
Date: 24 Oct 17 - 09:14 AM

Does Saturn sing moon river

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 17 - 10:31 PM

I know a guy who dropped his pants to the Mississippi and mooned a river.

Subject: RE: BS: Better wear pants to bed
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Oct 17 - 03:54 PM

Just came across the online article Olddude may have seen last week.

"...NASA even has tentative plans to probe (Uranus) in order to learn more about the gasses..."