BS: Clever sayings #56

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Aug 18 - 04:09 PM

Tuesday afternoon after lunch is the most cosmically compressed time in which everything gets done.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Joe_F
Date: 14 Aug 18 - 06:17 PM

Many are born impatient; the lucky ones become cabdrivers.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Aug 18 - 06:22 PM

Coming soon, a blind generation

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: DMcG
Date: 15 Aug 18 - 01:56 AM

To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.

- Thomas Paine (abridged)

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 15 Aug 18 - 04:18 AM

Give a man a bucket of coal and you'll keep him warm for the night. Set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: DMcG
Date: 15 Aug 18 - 04:22 AM

See thread title

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Joe_F
Date: 15 Aug 18 - 10:12 PM

Deficient contact with reality is called mania. Excessive contact with reality is called depression.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 16 Aug 18 - 10:12 AM

If you start a sentence with "I don't think", I believe you.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: BobL
Date: 17 Aug 18 - 04:02 AM

A newspaper headline that ends in a question mark may be answered "No".

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 17 Aug 18 - 04:10 AM

I am disappointed. This thread had 56 posts for ages so the heading had 2 x 56's in it :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 05:59 PM

"Property speculators should not be allowed to buy matches... "
pfr

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Joe_F
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 10:16 PM

We console ourselves by giving good advice when we are too old to set a bad example.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Aug 18 - 05:30 AM

People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.


(Rest of joke on request)

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Joe_F
Date: 20 Aug 18 - 08:42 PM

When there's no news in the truth, there's no truth in the news.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Aug 18 - 09:07 PM

"You look good in everything you eat."
...from my dad, who an interesting way of commenting on people's habits.
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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Aug 18 - 09:26 PM

Illegitimes non carborundum.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: G-Force
Date: 21 Aug 18 - 05:10 AM

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Joe_F
Date: 21 Aug 18 - 11:53 PM

Sex is an impediment to reproduction whose biological function is to complicate life.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Aug 18 - 09:55 AM

RISE ABOVE THE LAW
VOTE REPUBLICAN
please?

RISE ABOVE MORALITY
VOTE TRUMP

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Aug 18 - 09:59 AM

VOTE TRUMP
or else

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Aug 18 - 05:45 PM

The vulgar have vulgar notions of vulgarity.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Aug 18 - 06:14 AM

Pecker in a vise
Whats in his safe
Mueller needs advice
For the great disgrace

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Joe_F
Date: 24 Aug 18 - 01:28 PM

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second by our children.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Aug 18 - 07:47 AM

Life, to soon old
too late shmart

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Joe_F
Date: 25 Aug 18 - 10:43 PM

The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.

Subject: RE: BS: Clever sayings #56
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Aug 18 - 06:52 PM

Everything King Donald MidAss touches turns to crap.