Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Dave the Gnome Date: 14 Jan 19 - 02:57 AM Me too, Rap. And I started it! :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Rusty Dobro Date: 14 Jan 19 - 04:06 AM I was hoping for some early Pink Floyd..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Tattie Bogle Date: 14 Jan 19 - 08:50 PM Oy, we're in danger of going down the plug'ole here, having had all our 'oles plugged. Let's keep the gastritis burning! |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Dave the Gnome Date: 16 Jan 19 - 03:11 AM How about another linked song? I suggest Glen Campbell's 'Gaviscom' :D |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 16 Jan 19 - 04:53 AM What about 'Fire! I'll take you to burn!" (Arthur Brown, with a special helmet burning on top of his head) Poor Sid Barrett - 'Shine on you crazy diamond'. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Jack Campin Date: 16 Jan 19 - 04:59 AM How about some tunes by Ed Rennie? |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Dave the Gnome Date: 16 Jan 19 - 05:07 AM Anything by the Settlers? |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Steve Shaw Date: 16 Jan 19 - 05:39 AM Or the Andrews Sisters? |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Will Fly Date: 16 Jan 19 - 08:07 AM Anything by Sir Thomas Beecham. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Steve Shaw Date: 16 Jan 19 - 08:59 AM Wasn't there a song by the Beatles called Helter Alka-Seltzer or something? |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: MikeL2 Date: 17 Jan 19 - 02:22 PM hi Keep on Running or Running Bear |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Donuel Date: 17 Jan 19 - 03:55 PM Dave the Gnome https://www.webmd.com/diabetes/news/20150304/statins-linked-to-raised-risk-of-type-2-diabetes#1 I think this happened to me. Statins came first then the type 2. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Steve Shaw Date: 17 Jan 19 - 03:59 PM Post hoc ergo proper hoc. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Steve Shaw Date: 17 Jan 19 - 07:12 PM Propter. Bloody spellcheck. Bloody reading glasses. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Donuel Date: 17 Jan 19 - 07:33 PM Dave congratulations for the inspired rhyme of asparagus with oesophagus |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 18 Jan 19 - 03:39 AM No Steve, it's what you might say when a nice crate of German white wine arrives at your door and you have a taste: "Post Hock, ergo proper Hock!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Tattie Bogle Date: 18 Jan 19 - 02:29 PM Guess he'll have nun of the Blue Nun! |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 18 Jan 19 - 02:42 PM Hahahaaaagh! |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: MikeL2 Date: 18 Jan 19 - 02:50 PM ho sen Going back to your earlier post about DulcoLax. I ever since I was a young boy I have suffered from my rear bunging up. Every so often I have had to take various laxatives and occasionally have enemas.....lovely !!!!!! You name it I have taken it. but about a month ago I bunged up and despite taking laxatives I had no go as it were. I went into my nearest pharmacy and was seen by the charming Irish Pharmacist. She discussed to top with me and came to the conclusion that Dulcolax would be the best thing for me. I took two tablets as I went to bed........I was wakened in the night and had to move quickly to the toilet. I think it cleared me inside out. !!! That day I had to stay near a toilet. It calmed down by the next night. I went to the docs just to see what he said. He put me on Laxido..a pleasant orange flavoured drink. Everything seems OK now. Regards Mike |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 18 Jan 19 - 03:53 PM Glad you're okay now Mike, but that sounds really uncomfortable for you. Husband has to watch out for constipation problems. He's eaten so much fiery chilli stuff during his life that I reckon his insides have packed up and gone home! Coupled with far too much white rice, his diet was poor. He used to feel really ill, with bad headaches due to blocked bowels for days. But since I got the new rice-boiler-with-steamer, he's developed a taste for all sorts of good vegetables. He plonks in broccoli, cauliflower, Spring greens, spinach, cubed potatoes, sprouts and such like, steamed briefly so not soggy. He loves his veg. now and I'm secretly over the moon. His skin is glowing, he feels much more energetic and no more constipation. I'm very lucky as I've never had constipation or bowel probs. I'm tough as old boots (and probably look like them too!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Steve Shaw Date: 18 Jan 19 - 06:36 PM Fybogel, chaps. Bungéd thou shalt not be. Any chemist. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Tattie Bogle Date: 18 Jan 19 - 07:15 PM Disgusting stuff! Fortunately I don't need it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Steve Shaw Date: 19 Jan 19 - 04:41 AM It's only a sachet of powder that you dissolve and glug down, and it's fruit-flavoured. It's a lot less disgusting than most other medicines, and it works. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Dave the Gnome Date: 19 Jan 19 - 05:55 AM I have the reverse problem. Quite possibly a touch of IBS but I am reluctant to take anything because, apart from a certain urgency a few times a day, I have no real problems with it. I do get strange dreams about not being able to stop pooing on a very public toilet though... :-S |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 19 Jan 19 - 09:18 AM 'Toilet dreams' are apparently quite common. People dream that they can't find one, or only one in full view of the general public. IBS must be very painful and difficult to cope with. Luckily there are loads of remedies to buy from pharmacies which can help. But I thank my lucky stars that my insides behave themselves! |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Jack Campin Date: 19 Jan 19 - 09:21 AM I do get strange dreams about not being able to stop pooing on a very public toilet though... Surprisingly I've never yet dreamt about being a Tory troll on Mudcat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Dave the Gnome Date: 19 Jan 19 - 10:30 AM Jack - :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: MikeL2 Date: 20 Jan 19 - 08:28 AM Hi sen Thanks for your comments. I am ok, occasionally get very slight miscomfort but it isn't a problem. Steves' Fybogel sound ( and looks like ) Laxido. Very easy to take and not " searching". Glad to hear that your husband is taking to vegetables. It seems to be working. Oh and Congrats about Norwich fine win and Leed's loss is great for yo. Hubby will love that. Regards Mike |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 20 Jan 19 - 12:47 PM Hello there Mike! Yes, he's thrilled that Norwich is still second and if this keeps up they might go up. I forgot to mention on this thread (not related to Barrett's oesophagus, but still to do with one's insides!) that until he was in hos early twenties my husband was infested with huge intestinal worms. Every so often they'd erupt and pour out of his mouth, or the other end if his mother had given him a violent purgative (ground-up root of some plant) These worms hook on to the inside surface of the gut and cause infections due to the wounds they inflict. Not too long ago, he was admitted with an 'acute abdomen' to the Norfolk and Norwich Hospital. The inflammation was thought to be due to the state of the gut wall, Obviously he'd had proper treatment for the worms a long time ago, and after being admitted and put on a drip for three days he recovered and came home. But he must keep an eye on his health and be aware of any inflammation/pain in his tum. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Steve Shaw Date: 20 Jan 19 - 01:02 PM Buy a bag of Sainsbury's figs. Eat five figs all at one go as a snack, or for your brekkie, once a day. You'll never get constipated again. If you're Dave, Morrisons. I suppose they must sell 'em! |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Helen Date: 21 Jan 19 - 12:54 AM I'm happy to report that, despite fighting off a panic attack in the waiting room this morning, I survived my gastroscopy and endoscopy. The anaesthetist must think I am very rude because I nodded off only two sentences in to our conversation, woke up after a good sleep, enjoyed my cup of tea - aaahhhh!! :-) - and sandwiches and am now back home. Thanks guys for letting me know that I shouldn't have been worried. That pre-op prep over the last two days? Don't want to repeat that in a hurry, not the least because of the lack of real healthy food. No veges, no multigrains, no legumes, no nuts? It should be outlawed! There is a product available in the supermarkets here called Nulax and it is mostly dried fruit including figs, dates, apricots, peaches and pears and a trace of senna. Take one piece about the size of a small walnut at night, wait until the next morning or later in the day before trying a bit more, but one dose has always worked for me within 24 hours. But these days I take a tablespoonful of psyllium three times a week in my cereal or home made fruit smoothie. Works like a charm. Senoufou, I saw an interesting TV program on gut health a while back and studies have been done to show that some people living in tribal cultures who have a certain type of intestinal worm actually have healthier gut microbiomes than people who have access to medical treatments for getting rid of those worms. I saw it a while back and memory is a strange thing, especially now that I am getting older, so I'd have to research that a bit more to find the actual science on it, but it was a really surprising claim. Your lovely husband's physical injuries from the worms in his gut would be a big downside of that benefit, if indeed it was the same type of worm. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 21 Jan 19 - 04:20 AM I have read Helen that intestinal worms can protect a person from allergies. But sadly, he gets very bad hay fever! From what he's told me, most of his family had worms in those days, but now they can get treatment fairly cheaply (not the traditional stuff, but more modern medication) and also products to control head lice. I'm not altogether sure what species of worm these were. Not tapeworm, and not small ones, but rather large things that infested in huge numbers. Absolutely grim. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Steve Shaw Date: 21 Jan 19 - 05:22 AM If it's a large worm, a few inches long, it's probably Ascaris lumbricoides, the human roundworm. They don't have segments like earthworms. Unpleasant beasts they are. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 21 Jan 19 - 05:50 AM Yes Steve, that looks a likely candidate. And Wikipedia says they're very common in Sub-Saharan Africa. Ghastly things! |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Jack Campin Date: 21 Jan 19 - 06:03 AM Apparently gorillas figured out how to treat roundworms. They pick a kind of leaf which one surface covered with fine sharp bristles, roll them bristly side in and swallow them whole. The worms stick to the bristles and get crapped out. |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: Senoufou Date: 21 Jan 19 - 06:27 AM That's fascinating, clever gorillas! I wonder how they figured that out? Trial and error I expect. The trouble is that with the appalling sanitation (which I've had to use myself on occasions) the eggs which are found in human faeces get into water supplies and food, and are re-ingested. The traditional remedies, some root or other, ground into a powder and swallowed in water, are quite effective. (probably fierce purgatives) But of course, re-infection occurs. The worms Steve suggested can cause ulcers and infections due to the damage of the intestinal wall. I reckon my small hiatus hernia is comparatively a very insignificant problem! |
Subject: RE: BS: Barrett's oesophagus From: MikeL2 Date: 21 Jan 19 - 03:02 PM Hi Steve I have figs sometimes and in the winter eg now - I have prunes on my breakfast porridge. Works for me. ps Sometimes I almost sh*t myself when I watch Man United's defence.....as good ( or is it bad ?) as any laxative. lol Cheers Mike |