I'm a desperate little man

Subject: I'm a desperate little man
From: John Hardy
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 11:51 AM

I admit it, I am a desperate little man.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: wildlone
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 12:44 PM

so am I mate so am I

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: paddymac
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 12:44 PM

Lots of folks fit that category from time to time. Why do you think you're unique? More importantly, if you don't like the circumstance, what can you do about it?

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From:
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 01:46 PM

But do you carry two guns everyday ???

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Pretty Boy Floyd
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 01:56 PM

John Hardy may be a desperate little man, but Oklahoma knows me well.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 02:15 PM

All men lead lives of quiet desperation. I'm particularly desperate at the moment because I couldn't delete BSeed's cookie and announce myself as Heny David Thoreau.

Henry David Thoreau.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: MichaelM
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 02:17 PM

I've decided to lead a life of noisy desperation. A small step for a man.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 02:17 PM

Despite the fact that I, too, failed in erasing BSeed's cookie, I'm not desperate. I'm gonna rise again.

Mary Ellen Carter

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Frankie
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 02:21 PM

Not just men, dammit. Humph! Men - can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. Even if they done you wrong. Anybody round here seen that Alice Bly floozy?

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Áine
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 02:31 PM

I'm confused -- Is DESPERATE or LITTLE the operative word here?

:-)

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: sophocleese
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 05:14 PM

Áine, MAN. :-)

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 05:18 PM

The Romans thought little men were in a sense better endowed. You punctuate the sentence.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: paddymac
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 06:15 PM

Mary Ellen Carter - every man hopes to rise again, when opportunity calls.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Davey
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 08:25 PM

This thread appears to be slowly degenerating into a series of subtle sexual innuendos.... (I love it !!)

Davey... (:>)

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Áine
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 08:33 PM

One of you guys 'splain this one to me -- Why is it that the older a man gets, the bigger his handkerchief gets???

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 08:49 PM

Hey, there are lots of desperate little ladies out there, go get one, if that is your bag, if not, I have a couple of phone numbers for the UK who could probably see you right.....

LTS, not quite so desperate now.....

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: MarkS
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 09:00 PM

In that case try Viagra - unless you are a lawyer. Then it just makes you taller.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
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Date: 01 Jan 00 - 07:19 PM

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Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Den
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 07:56 PM

I've a desperate mini van, Den

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Paul G.
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 08:30 PM

I'm a little desperate, man.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: JenEllen
Date: 01 Jan 00 - 11:42 PM

Mark, don't chew the Viagra. You'll get a stiff neck. Elle

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: Davey
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 12:08 AM

My grandpa went to the druggist for viagra, and asked for only four pills, cut into quarters.. He explained that sex was out of the question at his age, he just wanted to get it up enough that he didn't piss on his shoes.

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: kendall
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 03:26 PM

a friend of mine (banjo player) took a Viagra and an iron supplement at the same time..he stood pointing north for 3 days..

Subject: RE: I'm a desperate little man
From: TerriM
Date: 02 Jan 00 - 06:12 PM

Heard about the 91 year old given viagra every night at the nursing home just before bedtime?? When his kids enquired as to why , they said It stops him rolling out of bed.