BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.

Subject: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 10 Oct 19 - 11:07 PM

Cowboy films are my favourite movie genre..
I enjoyed this short video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBJlVlugZYc&t=79s

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 11 Oct 19 - 04:41 AM

Geaat
I love 'em too
I thought 'A million Ways to Die in the West' was on of the most brilliant screen comedies since Blazing Saddles
Jim

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 19 - 07:28 AM

Greatest of all the classic films, The Gunslinger has been ignored too long. America is finally ready to acknowledge its greatness.

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Jeri
Date: 11 Oct 19 - 10:47 AM

PFR, isn't it amazing how many people watched the video?
I think some threads could do with a narrator.
"And *blank* walks into the thread, eyes blazing with hate as he saw his usual enemy. "Of course, *blank#2* would say that. He ALWAYS says that. Perhaps the mods will whack him on the weenie and block him."

Whatever will happen?"

[and then, the thread goes on for 2,317 posts until someone mentions their opponent's bad breath and the thread is closed for personal attacks.]

Or, I don't know, but maybe we should designate a thread narrator.

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 19 - 08:48 PM

That happened here just yesterday, right during the local University's homecoming game.

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 16 Oct 19 - 03:27 PM

...and goes back to darts..?

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Oct 19 - 04:56 PM

I knew older Henderson boy. Darts and cats were a bad mix.

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 16 Oct 19 - 06:18 PM

...as old Henderson pulled his dart out of the bullseye, the batwing doors flung open noisily and the black saloon cat scarpered behind the bar...

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Mr Red
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 03:52 AM

"Man in Black" stood there challengingly. Then the slaoon doors swung back and hit him in the back.

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 05:59 AM

...The Man in Black was a big big man - with a shoulder width matched by the measure of the grudge he bore...and the "wet paint" warning offset printed on his rear...

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 01:41 PM

As the saloon cat calmingly licked its paws and a small pool of Bourbon that had dripped down from the bar....

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Severn
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 08:35 PM

Not all cats can be considered a Beast Of Bourbon,but being a Barron Cat, this one definitely was just short of becoming cata-lap-tic from licking up too much of his favorite spilled cat-a-tonic, he was feeling rather cocky and said to himself, "I'll show this human fool the REAL power of being covered in black. I think I'll pass in front of him and lay a little bad luck on his sorry soul."

the cat took a half a dozen steps across his path in a slightly unsteady strut a n the Man In Black took the pistol out of his left holster and proceeded to empty it out into the teetering tomcat and snarled, "Get up New mangy varmint, Yes still have three more lances left!" , but the cat just lay there. He traded the empty pistol for one of several beneath his coat,grunted "Save the bones of the black cat for Mama Roux, the Gypsy down the street, and his confidence restored, he looked up and surveyed the room around him with a well practiced sneer......

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Severn
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 08:42 PM

Made that "Barroom cat"
And "Three more lives"

The Damn black cat put a mis-spell on me!

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Mr Red
Date: 18 Oct 19 - 04:05 AM

After three more lives' - that will be a cat-apostrophe? Or a looooooooooooong cat nap.

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 18 Oct 19 - 02:32 PM

In an almost brotherly way, Old Henderson loved Real Black Cat and would often secretly spill some Bourbon his way.

The bullseye dart still firm in his good hand, he spun in his cowboy boots and promptly took aim at the big big Man in Black and his smoking guns...

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 18 Oct 19 - 04:42 PM

A Scotsman walks into the saloon.
There should have been an Englishman Irishman and Welshman with him.
But they were all still in Japan.

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 18 Oct 19 - 05:16 PM

The big big Man in Black ducked Old Henderson's dart but fell flat on his face as the dart wedged in the Scotsman's beloved sporran...

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 18 Oct 19 - 07:04 PM

...as the Scotsman removed the dart and counted his blessings, the all Black Cat counted to 9 before springing back to life - leaping wallaby like and pouncing, smotheringly, on the Man in Black's head...

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 19 Oct 19 - 03:39 AM

As Black Cat, Old Henderson and the Scotsman made their way to the bar, the latter asked "Got any whisky here?"

(The End?)

Subject: RE: BS: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Oct 19 - 04:22 PM

The young Henderson boy somehow aged faster than the old Henderson boy. Some say it was the war.