Crassly Commercial Liz Milner Zombie Songbook

Subject: Crass Commercialism: Liz Milner Zombie Songbook
From: Joe Offer
Date: 19 Apr 20 - 07:15 PM

Liz Milner was somewhat disappointed that Mudcat didn't have a place for her to post crassly commercial ads for her songbook, The Zombie Librarians' Holiday Songbook: New Lyrics to Old Songs by Liz Milner, which was published in January, 2020.

Not wanting her to be disappointed, I started this crassly commercial thread just for her.

You can get the book here:

https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Librarians-Holiday-Songbook-Lyrics/dp/1672079489

Subject: Index: Zombie Librarians' Holiday Songbook
From: Joe Offer
Date: 19 Apr 20 - 07:30 PM

The Zombie Librarians' Holiday Songbook: New Lyrics to Old Songs by Liz Milner

(no relation to Dan Milner, so don't ask)

Table of Contents

Halloween

• The Zombie Librarians' Book Talk
• The Scary Monster Song
• Ghost Train
• The Lime Scooter Song
• Are You Shrieking?

Christmas

• Craving Carbs: A Half-Baked Christmas Carol
• Up on the Housetop
• Wiener Dog Song

Mardi Gras

• The 12-Bar Blues

Songs for All Occasions

• Gilligan's Wake
• The Politically Correct Wild Rover
• Fido, the Rabid Dog
• Sometimes I Feel Like an Udderless Cow

unsolicited testimonial from Joe Offer: Thrilling! (Almost) beats hell outta Les Barker!

Subject: RE: Crassly Commercial Liz Milner Zombie Songbook
From: GUEST,Starship
Date: 19 Apr 20 - 09:31 PM

Any relation to Dan Milner?

Well, somebody had to ask ;-)

Subject: RE: Crassly Commercial Liz Milner Zombie Songbook
From: CupOfTea
Date: 20 Apr 20 - 01:56 PM

Arrrghhh!
Never thought to look for the words to Fido here! Spent a considerable amount of time transcribing it from recordings of Liz at the last Getaway I attended. Didn't catch the whole song as performed with parodies, so she kindly filled in the blanks reciting the rest for me to record.

I have intentions of trotting this out at the next Irish session that runs too thick with rebel songs. (Should I live long enough to be able to go to a session) Besides, I do love me a good Irish polka set...

Joanne in Cleveland