Group challenge: There once was afellow

Subject: Group challenge: There once was afellow
From: EBarnacle
Date: 17 May 20 - 05:57 PM

I've had the following lines running through my head for a couple of days. I invite my fellow catters to build it out to a full length song.

I know a fellow who bought onto Trump's lies;
I don't know why he bought into Trump's lies,
Perhaps he'll die.

Anyone who wishes can add lines and help turn it into a cumulative song. Even if we stick to the facts, it will be hard to get more ridiculous than anything we can create for each verse.

Subject: RE: Group challenge: There once was afellow
From: Steve Gardham
Date: 18 May 20 - 03:27 AM

I know a fellow who bought into Trump's lies
Took him too long to open his eyes,
I don't know why he bought into Trump's lies
Perhaps he'll die.

Subject: RE: Group challenge: There once was afellow
From: Steve Gardham
Date: 18 May 20 - 10:27 AM

Next line in...Took him too long before he got wise.