Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 18 Aug 01 - 12:12 PM You know, I am enjoying the heck out of seeing the Challenge!s from the past reincarnated into brand new lives by you all! Keep 'em coming (slowly, please), but keep 'em coming!! ;-) More 'late-but-great' awards for the latest Challenge!rs to run 'afowl' of this one:
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears): |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 17 Aug 01 - 10:33 AM In answer to the Challenge, I'll try to take away two stories by combining Derry's story with two challenges. Please note that this option was not available to previous poster. this challenge is in the future. Same tune
Who was it killed the rooster? we have to know for sure
As to the hooded figure, he took the rooster home
The man went to the council his guilt made him confess
The town did not press charges or the insurance meney keep |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 17 Aug 01 - 09:01 AM A part II entry to the air of "The Dawning Of The Day"
It's four o'clock on the village green and the sky begins to glow
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 20 Feb 00 - 10:20 AM ******************SONG CHALLENGE! WINNERS******************* Here we go -- the Winners of the SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 are --
Winner of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon:
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster: Thanks to all entrants and good luck on the next CHALLENGE! -- It's a doozy -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Metchosin Date: 20 Feb 00 - 02:18 AM well if you were imagining things Áine then so was I, one moment I thought I was talking to bert on a thread and the next time I looked it was cubaJoe and then later It was bert again.....the plot thickens. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 20 Feb 00 - 01:53 AM Refr... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 19 Feb 00 - 11:23 AM Come LEJ, kat, some of you other 'Catters -- You've had beaucoups of time to come up with some great stuff -- So, let's see it!!! And was I imagining things yesterday, or did 'cubaJoe' become 'bert' overnight?? And is 'bert' our own and beloved 'Bert' of Plastic Flowers fame?? Is this a new Mudcat Mystery?? Who is this 'bert' fella anyway??? -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Lonesome EJ Date: 19 Feb 00 - 02:46 AM Me chicken has died Tis sad but tis true Her name it was Violet But now I just calls her Stew |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Troll Date: 18 Feb 00 - 10:34 PM Aine; yes it is a ballad, sung to the tune of "Violets Of Dawn". troll |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 18 Feb 00 - 06:24 PM This SONG CHALLENGE! will remain open until tomorrow night -- I just know that there are still many Mudcatters out there just dying to write a song about a chicken!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 18 Feb 00 - 01:45 PM Dear Troll, Am I correct in assuming that your song is ballad? You'll have 'em cryin' in the aisles, with that one. Great job! OK, miss kat -- It's your turn to finish the lovely ditty that you started somewhere up there in these posts! It's a great beginning, now let's see what else you've got up your sleeves!! (double dawg dare ya...) -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:34 PM I wouldn't say you needed to aplogize at all, troll! Hope I can get the tune to it. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Troll Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:30 PM Violet At Dawn In the little town of Flinchingfield there lived a hen one Violet by name. A pert Rhode Island Red her presence helped to give the little village fame. She'd daily preen her feathers in the mirror at the village antique store. But she doesn't preen them now because you see poor Violet isn't any more. She used to sit upon a shelf down at the local public house each day. And decorate the floor beneath her perch but that is just a chickens way. She'd scratch for bugs around the village monument,a lofty cross of stone. But thats all in the past my friends because you see poor Violet is gone. The village council met to talk about this chicked problem in the town. A member yelled "He'd wring her neck" then swore it was a joke and sat back down. And Violet kept on scratching never guessing what cruel future lay in store. But thats all in the past and gone because poor Violet isn't any more. T'was early in the morning as the sun arose upon yhat fateful day. Her owners drank their morning tea and then, before they started on their way. They went out to unlock her coop so Violet's life of freedom could go on. And they found her lifeless body lieing stiff and still and cold as any stone. They tried to find the killer but he'd done the deed and left no trace and gone. The police investigated but there were no clues to base an arrest on. The story made the papers but it's months now and the mystery lingers on. And in Flinchingfield no ones admitting knowing who killed Violet at dawn. With profound apologies to Eric Andersen troll |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:16 PM Hah: Á Á Á Á Á Á Á Á Á Á Á Á |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:13 PM Dang...it isn't recognising the ampersand right.Á should be the same as Á but isna. Dang... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:10 PM I had it wrong...try this version:
´A;ine, This should show the acute A. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:08 PM Well, so much for that theory. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:07 PM ´A;ine, I think the reason it didn't show the char was a missing semicolon after the specila char (´A)string. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Bert Date: 18 Feb 00 - 11:49 AM That sounds good |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 18 Feb 00 - 10:15 AM Dear Bert, You didn't give a title for your song. How's about 'Exponential Blarney'? -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 00 - 09:41 AM Nice job, Bert! I hoot with laughter in your general direction (IHWLIYGD)! I wimped out and took the path of the chicken. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 18 Feb 00 - 09:28 AM Well done, Bert! At least somebody liked the 'original' challenge. Will we be hearing your masterpiece on the Mudcat Radio next week? Please? Thank you, Mr. B. -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Bert Date: 18 Feb 00 - 09:25 AM back to the original challenge. If you go to Ireland and you have a tale to tell Well they'll tell you a couple back And tell 'em twice as well Chorus... For two to one's the deal me lads the best you've ever known for everyone in Ireland has kissed the Blarney Stone. Now yu've got three stories You're really in a fix If you tell 'em to a friend me boys He'll come back with six. Chorus... Now you've got nine stories and as sure as Ireland's green You tell 'em to a neighbour and he'll tell you eighteen Chorus. Now I've twenty seven stories and if I tell them to you You'll have to tell me fifty four before this day is through Chorus. And if you keep telling stories As you go from door to door You'll have fifty million stories that you've never heard before. Chorus. Bert. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 18 Feb 00 - 09:20 AM Hey mehitabel, Did you get my 'drafted' message yesterday? -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:41 AM Wow.
Man.
I'm stunned,
Wow.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 18 Feb 00 - 12:32 AM Here ya go -- Like I said, I hope everyone knows the tune to 'Big Spender' from Sweet Charity: Hey There, Violet!
The moment she scratched on the green, |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 17 Feb 00 - 10:11 PM Ahhh woe....I thought it was the best I'd ever done, little suspecting that the judge herself was in the lists and tilting at me. But I like it anyway. And I am sure ASCII391-ine's entry will have me rolling in the aisles. I look forward to it, even though I guess entering a contest in which a Goddess is contending is historically viewed as crass and stupid hubris. Ahhhhhh woe.....(aside: jes' give 'em hayull, Tex!) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 17 Feb 00 - 09:40 PM Hey!! Don't be patting yourself on the back prematurely there, Amos me boy -- you haven't seen my entry yet! I do hope everyone knows the tune to 'Big Spender' from the Broadway show Sweet Charity -- after I get the supper dishes in the sink and the kids in bed . . . I'll be back . . . -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: katlaughing Date: 17 Feb 00 - 08:44 PM I saw that, Sorcha, what's a cathedral without a gutterspout, eh? Best to ignore IMO! Oh and thanks, IE rules! Amos, you've done it again! I love it! I think we submit it to the paper in her town, but I am not sure they'd print it! Or maybe Shambs knows someone who would play it at teh pub, oh, not that wouldn't work. The pub owner might've done the dastardly deed! Oh, well,s end 'em a CD! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Sorcha Date: 17 Feb 00 - 08:20 PM katl--shows up Just Fine on my monitor, I use IE.Hang in there, gal. BTW, garg is back, just slammed me again, it's funny. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 17 Feb 00 - 08:07 PM (Tune: Nell Flaherty's Drake)
Oh, I'm called Missus Flight,which you ought to spell right, 'Twas a Rhode Island Red with the prettiest head, This chicken mavourni'n all heads soon was turning The sweet little chick had a beak that was thick May his laws never pass, may the frost nip his ass, May busloads of trippers, with mama's and nippers, May his pecker stay limp and his wife be a blimp May the tourist-trade swells with their antiquéd bells May his landlord be snide, and likewise his bride May his groin spring a sprain, may his picnics all rain May his friends borrow money, his jokes not be funny, Now, I'm done with my cursin, for I'm not a hard person
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 17 Feb 00 - 05:37 PM Well, I always thought Acutein was apropos, just wanted to make sure I knew who was who. Didn't want to step on any Norman toes... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: katlaughing Date: 17 Feb 00 - 05:24 PM I am telling you guys! It shows up correctly on my version of the Mudcat!! Now, &-A-acute-ine, you can go on being cute, anyway, but you all need to get your Browsers checked, take 'em to the eye doctor or something! And, besides, &-A-acute-ndres never says his looks fuuny, so there!
Oh, Violet was a hen they say-o
A rogue at that, this naughty "hen" Arrggghhhh...more later perhaps, or someone can add to it! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 17 Feb 00 - 04:45 PM May his sow never litter, may the rats eat his mail... Bad cess to the robber, be he drunk or sober, who has wantonly murthered Nell Flaherty's ...chicken! Somehow it just ain't the same... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 17 Feb 00 - 04:12 PM Now Amos, you leave miss kat alone -- I just love being 'cute' all the time! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: MMario Date: 17 Feb 00 - 04:06 PM And sexism rears it's ugly head in the song challenge. Just 'cuz violet was a hen, shouldn't mean that a song can't be about a rooster, or for that matter a capon or a pullet! Branching out into drakes and ganders would be a bit much, though Violet DID hang out with waterfowl. And I can't believe they are complaining about 1 chicken when they admit they had ducks on the village pond. Do you know how messy those birds are? foul fowl! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: The Shambles Date: 17 Feb 00 - 04:04 PM No knowledge of said rooster. Honest. It wasn't very bright. It was a Little Read Rooster. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: katlaughing Date: 17 Feb 00 - 04:03 PM I'll bet that's just stoopid ole NEtscape that shows it that way! On IE it looks exactly as it should!!**BG** So glad you see the efficacy of prevaricating, now...go to it! katLOL (remember, lowercase "k") |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 17 Feb 00 - 03:55 PM Kat, Vacillation is my forte. And why do you keep writing to Acuteaine? Would that be Eleanor of Acuteaine? :>), A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: katlaughing Date: 17 Feb 00 - 03:52 PM No, Áine, I should have sent you this one for a later challenge. I think we can vacillate betwixt the two, eh, fellahs? Whaddya say? Oh, and Amos? Violet was a girl chicken, so no rogue roosters, okay?**BG** Shambs, were you acquainted, then, with the deceased?*smile* have fun, kat |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 17 Feb 00 - 03:02 PM Dear kat, I don't mind at all sharing the CHALLENGE! ideas. Yours is a hoot! Y'all just forget about my challenge and use kat's. I'll just save my idea for another time. -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: The Shambles Date: 17 Feb 00 - 03:01 PM The Fox used to be my local! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Amos Date: 17 Feb 00 - 02:46 PM LOL! The Rogue Rooster of Finchingfield! If I wasn't up to my hip pockets in aholes and alligators I would write it right now. These, though, are two very different challeneges. Aine's is much harder...being abstract. Well, let me ponder a while. Tough jumps, guys. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: katlaughing Date: 17 Feb 00 - 02:34 PM Oh, Áine! I had one I was going to suggest the following:
Village Wonders Who Killed Chicken FINCHINGFIELD, England –– Who sent Violet, a fowl insured for $1.5 million, to the great chicken coop in the sky? The residents of this picture-pretty village northeast of London have been wondering ever since the bird, a bumptious Rhode Island Red who strutted for years among the ducks by the village pond, was found dead one chilly day in December. Could it be the pub landlord, who disliked the way Violet fluttered around his customers? Or one of the village councilors, allegedly heard planning to wring Violet's neck after locals complained she was ruining the garden around the war memorial? Or perhaps the stranger seen driving erratically in a van? Suspicions of fowl play abound. Though Violet's owners had insured the 4-year-old bird's life for $1.5 million after the alleged death threat, no one has been accused of birdicide. Paula Flight, 35, who bought Violet and her sister, Ruby, as pets for her daughter, believes the chicken may have been done in by an enemy. Although Violet had "not a mark on her" when she was found dead outside her pen Dec. 3, Flight says "someone had to undo the catch and take her out." Fox Pub landlord Mike Paviour denies any wrongdoing, but readily admits he's pleased Violet will no longer perch on a shelf in his 17th-century inn. Violet, who had the run of the place during the years Flight and her husband managed the pub, used to, well, relieve herself everywhere, Paviour notes, "and our customers didn't like it. Also, it wasn't very hygienic." Members of Finchingfield Parish Council also protest their innocence. Chairman Edwin Collar concedes a councilor threatened to wring the bird's neck once, but insists "it was a facetious remark." "I'm sorry the chicken has passed away," he says. The problem began when somebody complained Violet was disturbing bark arranged around the plants under the stone cross memorial to wartime dead on Finchingfield's village green. The matter came up at the next parish council meeting, attended by Flight, who recalls, "One councilor shouted, 'I'll wring its bloody neck.' Then they discussed who would do the dastardly deed." "It didn't sound like a joke," she adds. Finchingfield resident Simon Burgess, who arranged to insure Violet's life through the London firm Grip, says the policy – with an annual premium of $1,680 – will pay out only if Flight can prove Violet was killed and eaten by councilors or, in a bizarre fillip added by the insurers, abducted by aliens. Flight submits that Violet, who features in a local artist's daubs of the village, did no harm and even attracted visitors to Finchingfield. The bird had to wander free because she became so stressed behind bars that her feathers fell out, her owner says. Ruby was run over and, not long ago, someone tried to kill Violet the same way, Flight says. She believes the driver of a van deliberately aimed his vehicle at Violet, who managed to scoot between the wheels. With its tall white windmill, Norman church and timbered town hall, Finchingfield receives busloads of tourists during much of the year. Now, it's making headlines because of the death of a chicken. Peter Curry, owner of the local antiques center, where Violet preened daily in front of a mirror, is tickled at the attention from journalists as far away as Israel, Brazil, Australia and Germany. "Someone from America asked me, 'What is it with you Brits and chickens?'" he recalls. "And I replied, 'You have drive-by shootings – we have rogue chickens.'" © Copyright 2000 The Associated Press
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Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 8 From: Áine Date: 17 Feb 00 - 12:34 PM I'm back! This CHALLENGE! is based on an old Irish proverb: He who comes with a story to you will bring two away from you Now, CHALLENGE!RS, go and have a good think on this one -- I'm expecting great things from all of you (as usual!). -- Áine |
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