Musician Humor?

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Friedhelm
Date: 20 Aug 97 - 05:26 AM

My humble contribution:

Q.: Why do bagpipe players always march up and down while playing?

A.: It´s harder to hit moving targets...

Yours...

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Friedhelm
Date: 20 Aug 97 - 05:29 AM

My humble contribution:

Q.: Why do bagpipe players always march up and down while playing?

A.: It´s harder to hit moving targets...

Yours...

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Jon W.
Date: 20 Aug 97 - 01:41 PM

Another Gary Larson Far Side cartoon: "Your room is right in here, Maestro" says the devil as he shows a dignified old man into a room full of banjo players.

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From:
Date: 20 Aug 97 - 09:27 PM

TENOR banjo players!!!

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Jon W.
Date: 21 Aug 97 - 01:36 PM

Right you are, I just looked at the cartoon and there are no 5th string pegs, nor resonators for that matter.

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Allan Samuels
Date: 24 Aug 97 - 06:47 PM

I've often wondered, when someone takes up the Bagpipes, how does he KNOW when he's learned??

Allan

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From:
Date: 25 Aug 97 - 06:48 AM

Ooooh! ?Can't believe no one put up this one... Q:How many bluegrass bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1...5...1...5...1...5

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Alice
Date: 26 Aug 97 - 01:28 AM

What do you say to a bodhran player wearing a suit? Will the defendant please rise.

Alice

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Martin Ryan
Date: 01 Sep 97 - 12:11 PM

I was MC-ing a session of unaccompanied singing at a small festival in Ireland during the summer. There were Irish, Scottish, Welsh, English, Breton and Danish singers there (at least!). Anyway, we Irish were being our usual rather melancholic selves. When I asked one of teh Danes to sing, he announced:

"I have been listening to your beautiful, sad songs about love this afternoon. In Denmark too we have a song of unrequited love - ONE song!"

'Nuff said!

Regards

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: JuJu
Date: 03 Sep 97 - 02:51 PM

What's black and tan , and looks good on a bodhran player? -A Doberman!

sorry......

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: GUEST,Zaphod
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 02:13 PM

Painter's think god is an artist because he gave us colors, Writer's think god is a poet because he gave us words, and musicians think god is a sadist because he gave us sharps and flats.

thanks

~ Mr. Beeblebrox

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:53 PM

Singers know GOD - because they have a voice - the only instrument personally constructed by the AllMighty.

All other muses bow in homage.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 05:52 AM

Bluegrass player dies and goes to heaven, St Peter is showing him round and he sees a group of amazing banjo players, fantastic guitarists, great fiddlers etc. then he sees a dignified looking old man with white robes, long white hair and a flowing white beard strumming away like mad on a Gibson F5, who is that then ? he says,
St. Peter says Oh just ignore him, it's god, he thinks he's Bill Monroe.


eric

Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 05:43 AM