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BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced

ceitagh 23 Mar 00 - 10:39 PM
ceitagh 23 Mar 00 - 10:50 PM
catspaw49 23 Mar 00 - 11:05 PM
ceitagh 23 Mar 00 - 11:22 PM
Sorcha 23 Mar 00 - 11:28 PM
wysiwyg 23 Mar 00 - 11:45 PM
Sorcha 23 Mar 00 - 11:51 PM
Mbo 23 Mar 00 - 11:52 PM
ceitagh 23 Mar 00 - 11:54 PM
wysiwyg 23 Mar 00 - 11:54 PM
Sorcha 23 Mar 00 - 11:58 PM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 12:08 AM
Sorcha 24 Mar 00 - 12:11 AM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 12:19 AM
Sorcha 24 Mar 00 - 12:21 AM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 12:29 AM
Sorcha 24 Mar 00 - 12:44 AM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 12:49 AM
Barky 24 Mar 00 - 12:53 AM
alison 24 Mar 00 - 12:53 AM
Sorcha 24 Mar 00 - 12:58 AM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 01:01 AM
Barky 24 Mar 00 - 01:02 AM
Barky 24 Mar 00 - 01:03 AM
catspaw49 24 Mar 00 - 01:05 AM
Sorcha 24 Mar 00 - 01:08 AM
ceitagh 24 Mar 00 - 01:08 AM
Barky 24 Mar 00 - 01:09 AM
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Sorcha 24 Mar 00 - 01:11 AM
catspaw49 24 Mar 00 - 01:13 AM
Barky 24 Mar 00 - 01:14 AM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 01:15 AM
Barky 24 Mar 00 - 01:16 AM
Sorcha 24 Mar 00 - 01:16 AM
Barky 24 Mar 00 - 01:18 AM
Barky 24 Mar 00 - 01:20 AM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 01:24 AM
Sorcha 24 Mar 00 - 01:26 AM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 01:30 AM
ceitagh 24 Mar 00 - 01:38 AM
alison 24 Mar 00 - 01:57 AM
kendall 24 Mar 00 - 08:34 AM
wysiwyg 24 Mar 00 - 10:00 AM
Mbo 24 Mar 00 - 10:06 AM
wysiwyg 24 Mar 00 - 10:11 AM
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M. Ted (inactive) 24 Mar 00 - 10:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: ceitagh
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:39 PM

I'll have to go back and look for that. ....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: ceitagh
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:50 PM

ah...i only looked at the profile page the first time...*now* i find all the pictures. . My, Cleigh is in a provocative pose! ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:05 PM

He's a fine looking little guy ain't he? I'm under the actual posting name of "catspaw49" but did you see that Cleigh has his own picture page too?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: ceitagh
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:22 PM

Yes, I did see Cleigh's page...saucy little fellow, isn't he?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:28 PM

Uhhh, who is on tap to FUG Cleigh? Mbo, I believe that is your job..............


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:45 PM

WAY too much chattering and not NEAR enough drinkin' and FUGgin!! I left MTed and Philj to tend bar till I got back!! Yeah, somebody empties the tip can but leave the patrons dry, willya? Why I oughtta....

And what about Sincerely Apologetic Guest Rude Dude or Dudette? How can you expect them to show if there's no FUGging to speak of?

Ah, I see, Mbo went to go see live people. All right. The FUG-A-Thon'll hafta be a do-it-yourself deal till he gets back....

No-- I nominate Ceit to run it!!! Ceit for FUG Mistress!! Pass her the FUGgin FUG...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:51 PM

Winding down, here. Gonna go FUG my bedclothes real soon. Spaw, check them knickers for spots, will ya? Did ya wash 'em in cold water, bud?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:52 PM

Hey, that's in two days! I'm still in charge...right? I didn't get FUGged... :(

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: ceitagh
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:54 PM

Meebs around somewhere....mbo? I think you're wanted for Cleigh FUGging duty! I dunno about this FUGgin' business Praise...there's no laws regulating this kinda stuff is there? I think i'll jus' sit in my corner watching the fun....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:54 PM

Naw, Bes'Bud,I used the hottest-- for a lifetime of memories...

Ladies, gents, yer barkeep's nodding over her book an' fain would lie doon... dim the lights, there's a good pal, I'm off fer home... last one out leave a light on for the next one in.... oh cool!! the jello pit is lit from underneath!!! I can see.... oh my!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:58 PM

Ahhh, yes, Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind, ..................(I remember them spotty undies, but no more, PTL!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:08 AM

Um...ok...But I think we should leave the Cleigh FUGging to CLETUS, he's got a knack for that sorta thing, you know **blowing up** stuff?

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:11 AM

You know, Mbo, you are absolutely right! That's it! We'll sell tickets to the Cletus/Cleigh FUGGING match in the jello pit, and make $$$$$$ for Max!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:19 AM

Hey yeah, Sorch! And when it's over, CLETUS can blow up the jello pit like he did with the hockey arena! Kinda like Gallagher meets Jokey Smurf!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:21 AM

YES!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:29 AM

BOOM!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:44 AM

Oh, man, have we ever got the Jello Pit Blues now! Praise is gonna have our butts, she liked that place! Not to mention the Mudcat FBI, TTCM and the ATF!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:49 AM

Ahh...FUG 'em all too.

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:53 AM

Hey! Don't blow up the Jello pit yet! I haven't had my turn! I just got here. Oh, bartender, here's my fake... I mean... my ID....

~Barky


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: alison
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:53 AM

of course I can sing El Paso in an Aussie / Belfast accent... but why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to hear it??...... mind you why would anyone in their right mind be in HERE????

Has the spud basher calmed down yet? I haven't seen him for a while...... I mean he goes off "campaigning" for ages .. and I'm supposed to sit nicely and wait?????.... I don't think so.........

so get over here 'spaw.. you never got to finish the job.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:58 AM

ooohhh my, adultery,porn and young uns in one place, spaw, ya just gotta love it!
BARKY, does your dad know you are in here? With all them preverts? thongs and potatoes, and knickers, and who knows what else?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:01 AM

Don't worry, Barky! Mine isn't legal either! Hey, that's a good Hootie & The Blowfish song, "Fake ID"--haven't heard it in years!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:02 AM

*Beautiful young woman who walked in asking not to blow up the jello pit walks over to the corner, puts out a hat, and takes a silver trumpet out of the case she was carrying. She sits on the brown paper wrapped package that's strangely rounded on both ends, but that MIGHT slightly resemble a stool, and starts wailing on some blues licks that are full of emotion. Suddenly, she stops....* "Hey! Anyone gonna put some money in the hat??!!!" *When no one responds, she says, "Fine! Be that way. Anyone want to jam with me?" *Will her request be answered? Find out next time someone posts... maybe.*

~Barky


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:03 AM

Hey! I'm no young'n! I've got my fa... ID here! Lookie there! Sez I'm a gonna be 34 tuhmmarah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:05 AM

Well I have a bit of time here alison, so why don't we........uh, what's with Barky being here? I can't give alison a serious FUGgin with a minor present!!! It says so right here on the bottle...........Ya know, I never really noticed the shape of this bottle before, but uh.............BARKY!! Go sit on the patio! and leave that bottle of FUG right where you found it!............Is she gone?........WELL ALRIGHT!!!! Mick left too didn't he? I mean he ain't in the john or something...............Ok alison, LET'S SUDS!!!!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:08 AM

Money, money, money, play some more girl! And here's a $50, in honor of my 26th wedding anniversry (sp?) which I TOTALLY forgot!! Sarge just called me from work to tell me he forgot to tell me...........at least he didn't hurt my feelings by forgetting! I am notorious for this! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: ceitagh
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:08 AM

Hey Bartender! If Gypsy wanders in here, the drinks on me! I've just been made to see common sense! ;-)

pax,
ceit


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:09 AM

Hey! You can't send me out on the porch with my tail between my legs! (hey!) Lookit my ID! I'm a gwonna be 34 tuhmmarah!

~Barky


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:10 AM

*Beautiful young... I mean.... 34 year old.... lady stands up and does a HIGH solo, specially for Sorcha.* "Drinks are on me, Sorcha!"

~Barky


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:11 AM

BARK, YOUR DAD KNOW YOU GOT TAIL? nuff said. Anyway they can't kick out the only trumpet player we got!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:13 AM

If you mean that 34 is NOT young....you're gonna be in deep accumpucky Barko.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:14 AM

Oh no, good kind Spaw.... 34 IS young, just not compared to me... I MEAN..... uh.... *ub oh*..... yes, 34 is MY AGE, and it IS VERY YOUNG... yeah.... erp....

~Barky


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:15 AM

Beautiful and young, yea verily! And Barky, yer Dad looks doggone good for 34! Here's lots of moolah, Barkerina--play me "Stormy Weather" can ye?

Oh yeah!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY SORCHA AND ARD RI!!!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:16 AM

Well, Sorcha, it is MY tail... why should anyone know? *BG*

~Barky


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:16 AM

yep, we thought so...............


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:18 AM

*Beautiful trumpet player whips out her plunger... OH GOD! it's the wrong one.... EEW! This one's not disenfected.... Well.... we'll just have to make do.... anyway.... pssst... MBO: my dad's not 34....*

~Barky


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Barky
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:20 AM

Well folks, my chops are busted. I had band, then jazz band, then my band (SDB&E.... San Diego Brass and Electric) then the tavern! I think I'll retire under this table here for the night. Toodles! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

~Barky


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:24 AM

Don't you have a funky porkpie lid you could use Barky? No bluesperson should be without one! Barky got tail?! Where is this leading?! Yeah, I know yer Dad's no 34...he's 18.

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:26 AM

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$for the trumpet player, I'm under the other table. Nite


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:30 AM

Same here. Ah...we're all like Dave Matthews Band...under the table and dreaming...night ladies...

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: ceitagh
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:38 AM

This under the table thing sounds good...is there a spare table for me somewheres?

g'night
Ceit


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: alison
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:57 AM

34 is a great age to be... thanks Spaw haven't SUGGED like that for ages....... great trumpeting Barky.... can you do "Summertime"??? I need something mellow but raunchy ... thanks

now where's that Big daft eejit of a Mick?? we've got some serious making up to do...........


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: kendall
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 08:34 AM

OK, so, you caught me peeking in the window..dont know if I want to chance it or not..but, I might give the jello pit a go if I can "Go up against" Harpgirl??


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 10:00 AM

Kendall, unfortunately I believe that the Jello pit was blown up last night....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 10:06 AM

Hey folks...I was just using fiberglass resin 2 weeks ago for a Design project...perhaps I could cast you a new jello pit?

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 10:11 AM

Oh, thank God.

I've inspected the Jello Pit now and apparently Mbo and Sorcha only fired off a small test-bomblet-- there IS quite a bit of Jello on the walls and ceiling, but the Pit itself is inatact and actually in the bottom of it you can see quite a few things that look like they've been there for some time....

So it's nothing a good strong FUG can't take care of....

And you all can stop in anytime today to reclaim anything from the Pit that may be of interest to you. The balance of its contents are slated for acid bath sanitization later this evening.

The Pit should be back in operation by midnight, General Mudcat Time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 10:27 AM

An acid bath? Better put some aquatint on the items first! HA HA HA HA!!!! Sorry...printmaking humor...

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Molly Malone
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 10:51 AM

Ok, if I can just get the door open.....

And not slip on the Jello....

Whooooooooooooooooooops!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: M. Ted (inactive)
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 10:56 AM

I am sorry I've been gone so long....I went home to get my guitar, because I have this song I really thought would fit.... It is about world peace, and children, and love, but mostly Jello, and how if we could just take some of the love that we have for Jello, and focus it on world peace, then there would be a lot of peace in the world,,,the only thing is that at the end of the song, because all the love has been transferred to world peace, there is none left for Jello....and one lonely child cries.......

I don't usually write message songs, but..HELLO? Is there anybody even here?????


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern FUG-a-Thon Announced
From: Molly Malone
Date: 24 Mar 00 - 11:03 AM

You know, I had to tell a strict vegan about jello when I was her eatting it once. She was also a photographer.

Anyone who see this connection gets bonus points for the day. ;)


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