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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 24 Mar 00 - 08:13 PM 1.Yes 2.No 3.Of course |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Micca Date: 24 Mar 00 - 07:48 PM 1 I was cleaning it and it went off 2 I was leaning against it and it came away in my hand,Your Honour 3 It seemed like a good idea at the time |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: The Shambles Date: 24 Mar 00 - 07:10 PM 1 Can I go 50/50?
2 Can I ask the audience?
3 Can I phone a friend? Who wants to be a millionare?........... |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Sorcha Date: 24 Mar 00 - 05:05 PM For question # 2, ref "abc", see Chris Walshaw. Cause it' ain't me, babe! |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Eric the Viking Date: 24 Mar 00 - 04:49 PM I thought the answers were. 1) The chemical formula is CoCoA 2)7 minutes 42 seconds 3)Acronym I think.......... occasionally. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Bert Date: 24 Mar 00 - 03:11 PM And I was only kidding about the other two as well. But I think GUEST is just playing with us anyway. I just wish he'd choose a name - he's going to fit in really well here. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Alice Date: 24 Mar 00 - 03:04 PM Well, bert didn't answer the second question, so we still need the abc of Handel's Water Music. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: katlaughing Date: 24 Mar 00 - 02:18 PM LEEJ! You been watching The History Channel's History of Sex, again, haven't you!!?? GUEST, you may be able to find rhe tabs for WaterMusic here, in one fo the books listed. Or, here, where there are a bunch of links of guitar tabs. Good luck. kat |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:43 PM 1. A swollen uvula 2. The Walrus was Paul 3. No, in that position the female bangs a gong while holding an upright sword. When the male does this, the position is called the Sanarihsu Satva, or Tortoise-emerging-from-his-shell. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: SDShad Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:33 PM Or, in Pythonic tradition, the three answers would be: 1) Yes 2) Yes 3) Uhm...Size 12. Chris |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Homeless Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:28 PM Bert answered these three questions about 3 posts ago |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Alice Date: 24 Mar 00 - 01:22 PM From: GUEST,Guest Date: 24-Mar-00 - 04:14 AM
1. Has anyone got the chords to Handel's Water Music?.
2. And the abc.
3. Should I use a thick or thin plectrum for playing the above?
OK, if this is the REAL apologetic rude guest, then these are the 3 questions above.
Answering three unknown Mudcat questions seems to be more fun for everyone, so here's mine:
1. I don't know, but Bruce O. probably does.
2. I don't know, but John Moulden probably does.
3. I don't know, but Joe can probably find it. Alice |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: GUEST,Bill F. Date: 24 Mar 00 - 11:22 AM 1. Only if accompanied by a dobjo and a musical saw.
2. Best attempted only after consuming a demijohn of white lightning strained through white bread. 3. Play this number only if repeatedly requested, and only during months containing a V in the name. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: wysiwyg Date: 24 Mar 00 - 11:20 AM Aww, I tried to resist, but... I'm just a sinner and having a weak moment. From where I'm sittin', the answer to MOST of life's questions would have to be: 1. God the Father 2. God the Son 3. God the Holy Spirit (ducking) |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Bert Date: 24 Mar 00 - 11:16 AM Oh, you mean the SECOND lot of questions. 1. A, E7 & D. 2. I don't know. 3. Thin. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Wavestar Date: 24 Mar 00 - 11:14 AM Erm... guys? As much fun as it is to come up with random answers... now that we seem to have Guest's Questions, should we try and answer them? Guest, I suspect part of the reason you didn't get these answered before is that the Water Music isn't exactly folk... what are you playing it on? I think you'd be best off getting a libretto from a music shop. It's big stuff, after all. -J |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Bert Date: 24 Mar 00 - 11:08 AM 1. I know were I'm going. 2. Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die. 3. Sonya Snell. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: GUEST,Jim Dixon Date: 24 Mar 00 - 11:05 AM 1. To get to the other side. 2. Yes, there is a sound. 3. Neither. Roosters don't lay eggs. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Molly Malone Date: 24 Mar 00 - 10:55 AM 1. Yes 2. No 3. Maybe so I spent too much time playing jump rope as a child. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Clifton53 Date: 24 Mar 00 - 09:42 AM 1. Hey Diddle Diddle 2. The Night Before Larry Was Stretched. 3. No, he's never bitten a human being. Clifton53 |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: kendall Date: 24 Mar 00 - 08:17 AM 1. Location 2.Location 3.Location |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Lady McMoo Date: 24 Mar 00 - 04:27 AM 1. No...in fact they weren't Grovers, they were one of the earlier design of Schallers. You can't get them any more for love or money. P.S. If you private message me I have a set in my repair box that are still serviceable. 2.They're called "panderetas", traditionally used to accompany all-female work songs in Galicia. I can recommend a good teacher if you're interested. 3. No...that wasn't either Dick Gaughan or Owen Hand ...it was definitely Alex Glasgow! Pleased to oblige any time! mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: GUEST,Guest Date: 24 Mar 00 - 04:14 AM 1. Has anyone got the chords to Handel's Water Music?. 2. And the abc. 3. Should I use a thick or thin plectrum for playing the above? Kernow Bys Vyken. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Ebbie Date: 24 Mar 00 - 03:27 AM Does anyone want to try for the questions that precede these answers? LOL |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: GUEST,Jon Bartlett Date: 24 Mar 00 - 03:18 AM Isn't the traditional number of questions nine? |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Wincing Devil Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:11 AM 1. You needn't concern yourself with the fate of a mildew covered turtle having fallen thru the skylight of a lavish midtown hotel. 2. 3 parts gin, and a picture of Arcangelo Spumoni, the inventor of vermouth. 3. Wankel Rotary Engine. Wincing Devil |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Sorcha Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:09 AM Oh, spaw, LOL! Here are 3 more---- 1. The Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed 2.See Praise 3.That's Cleigh |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Eluned Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:07 AM 1) Never on a Sunday
2) Only if you ask reeeeal nice 3) honestly, it wasn't me! The fried kipper did it!!
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Kelida Date: 24 Mar 00 - 12:02 AM 1. Yes. 2. No, I've never seen anyone manage that particular maneuver. 3. Everyone knows that the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Amos Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:52 PM 1. A three inch scar 2. Down a half tone or a quarter inch, whichever comes first 3. It was the knickers that were green; the rest was actually red. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: catspaw49 Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:38 PM Actually paddy, I thought the other one was really funny....as in, "There are no answers." Three answers huh? 1. He was found in a frozen marsh waxing poetic to a heron dressed like Waylon Jennings. 2. The Oscar Mayer Wiener ditty played by a crazed tiple band used by the CIA for world overthrow. 3. In a "Eulogy for Buford" from a trained member of the CDHA. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:30 PM 1. Ether Bunny 2. Anna Nuther Ether Bunny 3. Stella Nuther Ether Bunny |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: paddymac Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:19 PM Sorry, folks. I have no idea what happened to my "air post" above. The answers I intended were: (1) Beamish on Mondays; (2) Murphy's on Wednesday; and (3) Guiness every other day, or if the others are not available. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: MK Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:16 PM 1. I honestly thought she WAS 18! 2. Tung, NOT tongue oil. 3. It's those damn Russians! |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: ceitagh Date: 23 Mar 00 - 11:14 PM 1. Stan Rogers (yes, Canadian folk rocks) 2. I've got the words around here somewhere, but check the DT anyway... 3. Don't ask me...i'm a newbie! ceit |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Wavestar Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:52 PM 1. It's not normally that shape, but I think the seagulls got to it. 2. Chocolate, every time. 3. I'm tempted to say 42, but I think that's too easy. I always go for 14 if I have the option. -J |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Jon Freeman Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:23 PM Mbo, a Jelly baby is a sweet (or is it candy to you) in the shape of a person or a baby. Jon |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Mbo Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:19 PM Jon, you got me in stitches! What's a headless jelly baby? --mbo |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Sorcha Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:18 PM this is kate not sorcha and here r my 3 answers to those 3 questions that have not yet been asked: 1. trojans 2. strawberrys dipped in chocolate and whipped cream 3. potatoes there they r i hope that u find the right answers to your questions, guest. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Sorcha Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:13 PM Boy, if he doesn't ask them soon, he's gonna have ALL the answers and that's not fair! |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: GUEST,Homeless Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:13 PM 1. Blue 2. 1969 3. Sorry, I don't know either. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Jon Freeman Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:11 PM 1. Everybody knows the answer to that. 2. Must you persist in asking stupid questions. 3. Only soebody with the brains of a headless jelly baby would say that. Jon (been wanting to flame somebody for ages) |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Callie Date: 23 Mar 00 - 10:01 PM 1. Through 'personal pages' 2. Open tuning DADGAD 3. I've heard all three versions sung, but the first is usually considered the most authentic |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Sorcha Date: 23 Mar 00 - 09:58 PM 1. Yes, it's Irish 2.The chords are I,IV,V, in the key of D 3.The lyrics are in the DT. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: GUEST,me again Date: 23 Mar 00 - 09:31 PM 1. Beam me UP! Scotty, not sideways. 2. With scones. 3. Frequently, but not in public. |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: InOBU Date: 23 Mar 00 - 09:25 PM Well, I have an idea. Lets all give three answers, and see if any of us are right, when the questions arive. Here are my three answers. 1. Not in Newark, except on the second sunday of Feb. during a leap year. 2. Spaw. 3. Yes, except it was Ewan McColl, not Michael Jackson. Larry |
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Subject: RE: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Mar 00 - 07:09 PM I haven't a clue. |
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Subject: Guest, what were your 3 questions? From: Alice Date: 23 Mar 00 - 01:39 PM This is to the Apologetic (self named Rude) Guest who had three questions that were unanswered. Maybe you've refreshed them, maybe you are over in the tavern, but I haven't been able to find your questions. Have you chosen a Mudcat member name to log in? Please choose wisely... you'll have to live with any bad jokes about a name (and I think if you go with Rude Guest you'll regret it).
So, don't be scared. State your name, step to the front of the forum, and let's hear those queries! alice |
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